Chapter 144
Chapter 144
The two professors only let themselves feel it for a few seconds before they quickly began checking over the group of nurses.
A few with weaker nerves were immediately given Suxiao Jiuxin Wan.
Xu Kuan stood off to the side, his face a picture of complete satisfaction.
It was only after Professor Yao had loaded everyone onto the gurneys that he finally spoke.
“What exactly did that new document of yours say?”
Xu Kuan’s smile instantly stiffened.
After a long silence, he said, “Starting this month, ER doctors and nurses, plus ICU nursing staff, are required to come to the amusement park for regular experiential training twice a month.”
Professor Yao couldn’t help sighing with emotion. “That’s some nerve. They actually approved the budget for this?”
“Not just us. Criminal investigation, too. Forensic pathologists included. Everyone gets the same treatment.”
Professor Yao silently pushed the cart along, and before he knew it, he was already imagining what the Amusement Park would look like in the future.
Criminal investigators. Doctors. Nurses.
All lined up neat and tidy!
Jiang Hongyu wasn’t unconscious for long. She slowly woke up on the stiff wooden plank bed.
Looking at the scenery of the human world before her, she inexplicably calmed down.
She stared blankly for more than ten seconds before finally coming back to herself. Then she took out her phone with one hand and dialed a number.
“Hello, Mom?”
“What’s wrong, sweetie? Running short on money?”
“No. I just suddenly want to eat the dumplings you make.”
“If you want some, come home in a while. Mom will make them for you!”
Hearing those familiar words, Jiang Hongyu finally broke into a smile.
“Thank you, Mom!”
“Silly girl. I’m hanging up now. Uncle Wang is still waiting for me to go dancing!”
Looking at the disconnected call, Jiang Hongyu collected herself again and stood up.
She swept her gaze around and saw that quite a few of her colleagues had already woken up. They were gathered together, discussing what attraction to try next.
“I feel like the Drop Tower is definitely out. The Ski Resort should be a little safer.”
“What are you thinking? With this damn owner, we should be looking for something meant for kids.”
Jiang Hongyu thought about it for a moment and felt they made a lot of sense. “How about the Hot Air Balloon?”
“That’s a good suggestion!”
“Come on, come on. Let’s get in line!”
“Which idiot decided we had to experience three attractions?”
Amid a chorus of complaints, the group of nurses filled up an entire Hot Air Balloon.
“Ah Yu, what are you writing?”
The girl sitting beside Jiang Hongyu saw Ah Yu holding a little notebook and writing in it, and asked the soul-piercing question.
“Just jotting some things down. Want to see?”
“Sure!”
The young nurse took the notebook from Jiang Hongyu and flipped through it page by page.
Monday: If I am guilty, let the law punish me, not a child I was giving an injection to telling me he was going to use Ultraman to blow me up.
Tuesday: If I am guilty, let the law punish me, not a patient asking me what infusion he was getting, me saying it was Rocephin, and him asking what kind of snail noodles that was.
Wednesday: If I am guilty, let the law punish me, not a team-building trip where I run into this cursed owner and get a glimpse of heaven!
Looking at the densely packed entries in the notebook, the young nurse silently handed it back.
Sorry for disturbing you. Truly.
Jiang Hongyu cheerfully put the notebook away and quietly enjoyed the view.
Sunlight scattered across the sea, and the scenery was as beautiful as ever.
Then, all of a sudden, a discordant voice reached her ears.
“Girls, look what I found!”
Jiang Hongyu turned her head. The young nurse beside her was holding a rope and staring at her own seat.
“What is it?”
“There’s a line of words here. It says not to pull the rope.”
“Don’t. That owner is definitely up to no good!”
Jiang Hongyu stared at the short length of rope and felt a chill crawl over her body.
Judging from what had happened on the Giant Swing, this rope was definitely bad news!
The young nurse’s eyes flickered. She was just so curious!
The more she was told not to pull it, the more she wanted to!
The instant Jiang Hongyu turned her head, the nurse yanked hard.
Jiang Hongyu’s seated body suddenly dropped through empty air, and an intense feeling of weightlessness hit her all at once.
The ground kept growing larger in her vision.
“Holy mother of-!”
Watching Jiang Hongyu take a quick sightseeing trip past death’s door, the young nurse’s eyes practically glowed green.
Was this thing really that fun?
“Yu-jie, I hereby offer you my solemn apology!”
“Huff… It’s… it’s fine. Just don’t… don’t touch it again!”
“I’m sorry. I’m sorry!”
“You don’t have to say it twice. I can hear you!”
“No, I have to say it twice!”
“Hm?”
A faint sense of foreboding rose in Jiang Hongyu’s heart. “Don’t!”
The feeling of weightlessness came again. Up close, the scenery of the ground was truly magnificent.
The nurses sitting nearby fell silent for a moment as well.
Those with quicker hands had already picked up the ropes on the ground.
“Sorry about this!”
“My bad!”
“Love you!”
One voice after another mixed with screams, instantly ringing across the sky.
Jiang Hongyu experienced bungee jumping five times in a row before she finally managed to snatch her own rope back.
“Holy… holy mother of… You… you’re actually addicted to this?”
“Ah Yu, hear me out. This thing is seriously addictive!”
The young nurse sneakily slipped another rope beside her into Jiang Hongyu’s hand.
“Try it and you’ll understand!”
Jiang Hongyu followed the rope with her gaze. The person sitting in the chair had one rope in each hand and was laughing wildly.
“Hahahahahahaha, this is awesome!”
Jiang Hongyu silently felt guilty for a fraction of a second, then yanked the rope hard.
“Which bastard was that?!”
Time passed without anyone noticing. When Zhang Bei handed a bag of Apple to Chef Li,
the moment he walked out of the kitchen, the whole world seemed to have gone quiet.
Have you ever seen Sadako?
Have you ever seen twenty Sadakos?
One nurse after another had loose, disheveled hair and deathly pale faces. A few who had put on heavy makeup had already transformed into vengeful ghosts.
Zhang Bei looked at the figures on the Hot Air Balloon and silently took two steps back.
This scene was way more thrilling than the Underground Maze!
The doctor pushed his little cart along and silently sighed.
What kind of blood feud did these people have with each other?
Couldn’t they just enjoy the view like normal people?
These nurses had all been among the first to wake up, so their resistance went without saying.
The doctor merely stuffed two Suxiao Jiuxin Wan into them, then pushed his cart toward the Morgue.
Zhang Bei only watched for a while before his attention shifted elsewhere.
The Human Cannon!
The original intention behind designing this thing had simply been to let children feel Uncle Zhang’s love.
But he never could have imagined it would turn into this.
Little Cao held a sign high above his head. A line was clearly written on it:
[Children for rent, fifteen per shot!]
Yes, you read that right. The kid had raised his price!
Even more outrageous was the fact that Little Cao no longer needed to personally experience it.
Behind him, more than a dozen children had lined up in two rows, boys and girls separated.
Zhang Bei looked at the absurd scene before him and scratched his head.
Question: If a child hires other children to work, does that count as child labor?
If it doesn’t, then does the wage the child receives count as legally earned income?