Chapter 77

Chapter 77

In another corner.

Shamate and the Red-haired Trendy Guy were also staring at the Vampire, unmoving.

Shamate whispered, “He wouldn’t be thinking of going down there to find that Toad, would he?”

“Impossible,” the Red-haired Trendy Guy replied. “How powerful can a vegetarian Vampire actually be?”

A second later, the Vampire came to a halt by the edge of the Well.

With a light stomp of his foot, a low rumble echoed from beneath the earth.

Everyone standing on the ground felt the soil beneath them shudder, causing them to stumble and grab onto whatever was nearby for support.

This tremor also jolted the Toad right out of the Well.

Before it even had a chance to puff itself up, the Vampire had already snatched it in his hand.

The slimy texture was revolting.

The monster that had been seen on the surveillance footage sucking blood and devouring human flesh was like a helpless little animal in the Vampire’s grip.

The crowd: !!!

The Toad looked disgusting from a distance, but it was even more repulsive up close.

The Vampire glanced at the Toad in his hand and felt as if his very skin had been defiled.

Frowning, he casually tossed the Toad behind him.

The Toad traced a graceful arc through the air.

Yun Youyou exclaimed in pleasant surprise, “Wow! A shooting star! Quick, everyone, make a wish-”

However, before she could finish her sentence, a cold, slimy, unidentified object suddenly filled her mouth.

The Rich guy standing next to Yun Youyou: !!!

His small, single-lidded eyes had never been opened so wide in his entire life.

At that moment, he lost the ability to speak and could only gesture wildly with his hands.

That slimy, cold, unidentified object slid smoothly into Yun Youyou’s mouth and then continued its effortless descent past the base of her tongue.

Before Yun Youyou could even react, she had swallowed the Toad whole.

Even the Vampire, who had remained expressionless from start to finish, now stared with wide, puppy-dog eyes.

Yun Youyou: “RIBBIT!!!!!!”

That “ribbit” echoed through every corner of the land and resounded across the entire sky of the Instance, leaving an indelible impression on everyone present.

Yun Youyou’s current state of mind was no less chaotic than if the Mariana Trench had fallen in love with the Alps, cheated on them with Mount Everest, given birth to the Pacific Ocean, and finally eloped with a Clownfish.

This sudden turn of events caused Yun Youyou’s brain to completely short-circuit.

The Rich guy stammered, “This… this… this… this is really hard to put into words!”

He was about to say something to comfort Yun Youyou when he realized she seemed to be getting taller.

Then, everyone noticed that Yun Youyou wasn’t just getting taller-her entire body was continuously growing in size.

Yun Youyou was still immersed in her mental breakdown.

The Rich guy went from looking at her at eye level, to looking up, to finally straining his neck until it ached, yet he still couldn’t see Yun Youyou’s face.

“Holy crap!!!”

The Rich guy stumbled back several steps.

By now, Yun Youyou towered high above the surrounding houses.

As the sun shone down on her, her massive shadow blanketed the entire courtyard.

Yun Youyou bit her hand and wailed toward the sky in despair, “I actually ate a Toad!!!”

The terrifying sound waves turned into a gale, nearly blowing several Players into the sky.

When Yun Youyou lightly stamped her foot, everything on the ground-whether houses or people-shook violently.

The Players had already fled into the houses to seek shelter.

Shamate and the Red-haired Trendy Guy also wore expressions of sheer terror.

The Rich guy clung to a doorframe to keep himself from being blown away.

He wondered inwardly: Yun Youyou was so beautiful, so if she was going to transform, shouldn’t she have turned into Chang’e? How did she suddenly become Kuafu?

The most important thing right now was to get Yun Youyou to calm down.
Otherwise, she could crush all of them with a single stomp.

Everyone began talking at once, voices overlapping.

“But in her current state, she probably won’t listen to anything, right?”

“How are we supposed to get her to calm down?”

“I think it’s impossible.”

Rich guy leaned against the doorframe, his voice dropping into a magnetic, gravelly tone. “No, it’s actually quite simple.”

Rarely having a moment to act cool, he intentionally ran a hand through his hair in a suave gesture.

Su Yurou, standing behind him, took a step back. Her voice was as flat as still water as she said, “Watch out for your dandruff.”

The cool atmosphere vanished instantly.

Rich guy: “…”

The Red-haired Trendy Guy glanced at him sideways. “What kind of ‘great’ idea could you possibly have?”

Rich guy shot a side-eye back at him.

“Just you wait and see.”

With that, Rich guy cupped his hands around his mouth like a megaphone and shouted, “Tons of cash, come quick! Get ten thousand Game Coins for free! First come, first served! Only one spot available!”

Su Yurou didn’t hold much hope for this method.

“Can she really hear him…”

Before she could finish her sentence, a massive head squeezed through the doorway.

“Where? Where?”

Even though Yun Youyou’s delicate features were magnified hundreds of times, she was still as exquisite as a porcelain doll.

Shamate whispered next to Rich guy, “Are you really going to give her ten thousand Game Coins?”

Rich guy’s reaction was even bigger than his.

He said excitedly, “How is that possible?! This is just a stalling tactic!”

Shamate asked, “What do you think will happen if she finds out you’re lying? Will she get even more violent?”

Rich guy gulped. “Hiss… I actually haven’t thought about that problem.”

At that moment, the Red-haired Trendy Guy leaned his head in as well.

“My guess is she’ll stomp you into the ground so hard that you’ll be shitting yourself, flattened until you’re as thin as a piece of A4 paper.”

Rich guy: !!!

The Red-haired Trendy Guy continued, “But thinking about it carefully, there are actually benefits to that.”

Rich guy asked, “What benefits?”

The Red-haired Trendy Guy replied, “It’ll let you drop from 280 pounds down to 80 pounds instantly. Believe me, no weight-loss camp could ever achieve such great results.”

Rich guy sneered. “Heh.”

Right, your guts and organs would be stomped right out of you.

When the time came to burn the remains, the box and the ashes combined would probably only weigh about eight pounds.

A normal weight-loss camp obviously wouldn’t have such effective results; after all, this was a specialty service provided only by a crematorium.

By now, Yun Youyou’s head was right in front of Rich guy.

Her long, curled eyelashes were like tiny fans. A single blink stirred up a gust of wind that made Rich guy’s eyes sting.

“Are you telling the truth or lying?”

Facing Yun Youyou’s expectant little gaze, Rich guy forced himself to swallow the word “lying.”

He gave a bitter smile.

“It’s true, of course it’s true! I’ll transfer them to you right now!”

Yun Youyou’s eyes, which looked like oversized glass marbles, stared at Rich guy curiously.

“Then why are your eyes tearing up?”

Rich guy blinked, and the tears flowed even more fiercely.

“These are tears of joy. I’m just too happy. I’m really just too happy!”

Rich guy was gradually descending into madness.

He was saying it for Yun Youyou to hear, but he was also trying to hypnotize himself through this method.

Yun Youyou watched Rich guy crying and laughing at the same time, a thoughtful look appearing in her eyes.

So, making someone happy was actually this simple.