Chapter 98

Chapter 98

Yun Youyou felt like her reputation was being dragged through the mud again.

After finishing their meal, the two brothers and Yun Youyou returned to the office.

With a full stomach, her brain began to feel drowsy. Yun Youyou leaned over the desk, preparing to take a quick nap. But the moment she closed her eyes, a piercing alarm blared above her head.

“Waaa! Waaa! Waaa!”

Yun Youyou was so startled that her sleepiness vanished instantly.

“What is that sound?”

The moment she opened her eyes, the sharp, ear-splitting alarm stopped.

Xiao Wang looked up from his computer.

“That’s the surveillance alarm system. As long as it detects someone closing their eyes for more than three seconds, it goes off.”

Su Zehan had never encountered something so ridiculous before.

“Then what about the lunch break?”

Xiao Wang let out a cold sneer. “Who told you this Company has a lunch break? As long as you are in this Company for a single second, you must work for us. You three better hurry up and memorize the Company rules and regulations.”

After saying that, he lowered his head and went back to work.

Su Zehan grumbled unhappily, “This Company is way too much.”

Su Zeyang’s expression wasn’t great either. “Let’s just endure it for now.”

Inside the private office.

The Bald Manager was reclining comfortably in his executive chair, a toothpick dangling from his mouth as he nonchalantly watched the camera feed.

Seeing all three of them sitting obediently at their desks, a satisfied smile spread across his face.

Heh, in the end, they still had to behave.

The Bald Manager spat out the toothpick and took a comfortable sip of tea.

When he inadvertently glanced up again, his eyes suddenly widened, and he sprayed out all the tea in his mouth.

This new employee was really something!

The Bald Manager stormed out of his office in a rage.

Seeing the manager emerge, Xiao Wang quickly stood up from his chair and said respectfully, “Manager, what brings you here?”

The Bald Manager didn’t even give him a glance.

Not knowing what was going on, Xiao Wang nervously followed behind him.

With a dark face, the Bald Manager walked straight over to Yun Youyou.

“Manager, what exactly happened? The new employees are all sitting in their seats properly, and the monitor didn’t sound an alarm.”

Xiao Wang followed anxiously.

It would have been better if he hadn’t spoken; as soon as he did, the Bald Manager became even angrier.

“Open your dog eyes and take a good look!”

He suddenly shoved Xiao Wang forward.

Xiao Wang stumbled, and if he hadn’t grabbed the desk, he would have fallen straight to the floor.

Why is the manager so angry?

Xiao Wang couldn’t help but complain inwardly.

However, the moment he looked up, his hands shook with fright, and he nearly dropped to his knees.

Yun Youyou had two pieces of white paper stuck over her eyes, with eyes drawn on them in black ink.

They were the very cute, manga-style eyes, with long eyelashes that seemed to be mocking them.

Xiao Wang stood up in a rage and reached out to tear off the two fake eyes.

The two large eyes beneath the white paper blinked.

Yun Youyou acted as if nothing had happened, asking with feigned confusion, “What’s going on?”

Xiao Wang shook the two fake eyes in his hand.

“You have the nerve to ask what’s going on! I’m asking you, what is this!”

Yun Youyou gave them a casual glance. “Paper. Don’t you recognize it?”

Xiao Wang was so angry he felt like he was coughing up blood.

“I obviously know it’s paper! I’m asking you why you stuck it over your eyes!”

Yun Youyou propped her chin up lazily.

“Why stick paper over my eyes? That’s a very good question. As for why it’s stuck on my eyes, it’s naturally because I wanted to stick it on my eyes. As for why I wanted to stick it on my eyes, well, that’s a long story…”
Yun Youyou rambled on with a bunch of useless nonsense, leaving both the Bald Manager and Xiao Wang completely dazed.

“Enough! Stop talking!”

With a darkened face, the Bald Manager cut Yun Youyou off before she could continue.

His voice was cold and piercing, as frigid as a Zombie Chicken that had been frozen in a deep freezer for thirty years.

“I’m punishing you! You’re going to clean the toilets!!!”

Yun Youyou thought she had misheard him.

“What did you say?”

The Bald Manager gave a haughty, cold snort. “I said, you are going to clean. The. Toilets! It’s too late for regrets now!”

“Xiao Wang! Keep a close eye on her!”

Xiao Wang replied, “Yes, Manager!”

The Bald Manager shot Yun Youyou a look and swaggered away, looking quite pleased with himself.

As soon as the manager left, the smile vanished from Xiao Wang’s face.

Like a robot, he stood right next to Yun Youyou and stared her down. “Let’s go.”

A mop was shoved into Yun Youyou’s arms.

Xiao Wang stood at the entrance of the women’s restroom, watching Yun Youyou walk inside.

“Remember to scrub every single toilet until it’s spotless. If they aren’t clean, the manager has a hundred ways to make you regret it.”

After dropping that threat, Xiao Wang strode away.

Yun Youyou stood there in a daze, clutching the mop.

This was the first time in her life she had ever been assigned to clean a toilet.

That said, the restroom was actually quite cool and breezy. It was kept very clean, and there was even pleasant-smelling aromatherapy incense placed nearby.

Most importantly, it didn’t have an annoying manager or omnipresent surveillance cameras.

As long as one ignored the fact that it was a restroom, it was undoubtedly a great spot.

Taking advantage of the moment when no one was looking outside, Yun Youyou secretly moved two chairs inside and even grabbed a hand fan along the way.

A little while later, someone came in to use the facilities.

Upon entering, the person saw someone lying right in the middle of the room, eyes narrowed in comfort.

The employee who walked in was startled.

Why would someone be sleeping in the restroom?

Though she didn’t understand it, she was deeply shocked.

The employee didn’t dare say anything. She tiptoed in, carefully bypassing Yun Youyou.

After finishing her business, she really couldn’t hold it back anymore.

She spoke up and asked, “Excuse me, but why are you sleeping in the restroom?”

Yun Youyou opened one eye and asked back calmly, “Don’t you know? I’m the new Director.”

The employee looked confused. “Director? What director?”

Yun Youyou replied, “The Toilet Director.”

The employee: “…”

My apologies, my apologies. So this person was actually the Toilet Director.

She didn’t know what kind of madness the Company was up to now, actually hiring a specific Director for the toilets.

The female employee left the restroom in a daze.

A moment later, another female employee entered.

Seeing Yun Youyou, she was also surprised.

Yun Youyou gave her the same answer.

The female employee still didn’t quite understand. “What does a Toilet Director do?”

Yun Youyou briefly organized her thoughts. “It’s about helping your dopamine and adrenaline secrete a bit more while you’re performing certain physiological activities, to better promote detoxification.”

The female employee thought about it for a long time but still couldn’t wrap her head around it. “I’m sorry, I still don’t really get it.”

Yun Youyou said, “To put it simply, I’m here to cheer you on while you’re taking a crap.”

The female employee: “…If you put it that way, I understand.”

Yun Youyou added, “I can also chat with you so you don’t feel lonely while using the toilet.”

The female employee felt that she should probably decline.