Chapter 131
Chapter 131
Yun Youyou calmly pushed up the bridge of her glasses.
“I simply have an eye for the little beauties in life, that’s all.”
Female Ghost gazed at Yun Youyou in worship.
“You’re far too modest! I have so much to learn from you!”
Yun Youyou came and went in a hurry. “Then enjoy the view here for now. I’m going to get tonight’s party ready.”
“Okay!”
Female Ghost tossed her broom aside and leaned over the windowsill to admire the handsome guy.
Damn it, how could he be this hot?
But she didn’t get to look for long before she had to leave.
It was all that idiot boss’s fault. He insisted she come back and report in. Did he not have legs? Could he not walk over and look for himself?
In her heart, Female Ghost cursed the Boss of Scream Hostel several thousand times.
After returning to Scream Hostel, Female Ghost immediately resumed her old deferential manner.
“Boss, did you call me over for something?”
The boss sat in his chair with his head lowered, filing his nails. “What information have you found out?”
Female Ghost said, “Well, for the time being, I haven’t exactly…”
Halfway through, she accidentally looked up and saw the displeased expression on the boss’s face.
Female Ghost instantly swallowed back everything she had been about to say.
“Actually, I did find one clue!”
Only then did the boss finally lift his head.
“What clue? Let’s hear it.”
Female Ghost said, “I discovered that the reason that hostel can attract so many Players is entirely because they have a lot of handsome men over there. People these days care more about looks. Unlike us ghosts, who care so much about what’s on the inside.”
The boss gave a disdainful snort. “Humans really are shallow.”
Female Ghost shuffled forward in tiny steps to offer her advice.
“So as long as we recruit a few more handsome, muscular Male Ghost, those Players will definitely be drawn over. Then we’ll have more Players than we could ever eat.”
The boss slurped back a mouthful of drool.
“Good. Then that’s what we’ll do! Go back and keep lying low over there. If you hear anything, come tell me immediately!”
After Female Ghost left, the boss immediately posted a ghost recruitment notice in the Ghost Realm.
“Now hiring ten male models from the Ghost Realm. Must be over 180 centimeters tall, with delicate features. Applicants with abs will be given priority!”
Female Ghost returned to Shidiao Huozhatian Hostel.
It wasn’t time for the party yet, but the outside was already packed with people.
Only… why did their outfits look a little off?
Yun Youyou stood on the second-floor balcony and looked out. As far as the eye could see, it was all monks in kasayas.
They had even put on fake bald caps.
What was this?
Yesterday had been a monster party, so were they dressed like this today because they were planning to come exorcise the monsters?
Yun Youyou suddenly felt like she could no longer keep up with the trends.
She immediately ran downstairs and out front.
“Why are all of you wearing kasayas today?”
The tourists laughed. “Boss lady, stop pretending you don’t know.”
Yun Youyou: …I really don’t know.
One tourist said, “We all heard the Great Compassion Mantra at noon. That had to be the party theme you prepared for us. We all guessed it already. Today’s theme is definitely Cyber Chanting! We got it right, didn’t we?”
Yun Youyou clearly knew absolutely nothing, but she had no choice but to play along and praise them. “Haha, that’s right! You’re all so smart!”
The tourist even made a point of showing Yun Youyou the tablet in his hands.
“Look, to match the theme, we specially prepared electronic wooden fish!”
Yun Youyou: …
There was nothing more to say. She could only give her dear guests a thumbs-up in thanks.
Yun Youyou hurried back inside and changed the explosive dance music she had prepared into the Great Compassion Mantra.
This was way too sudden. Why hadn’t anyone told her in advance?
Yun Youyou organized everyone to move the DJ booth out, then replaced it with eight electronic wooden fish.
She instructed Brother Crab, “You don’t need to scratch records today. You’re switching to wooden fish. If you tap with all eight legs at once, your merit gets multiplied by eight.”
The crab blankly accepted the eight capacitive styluses from Yun Youyou.
Xiaomei didn’t even need Yun Youyou to tell him. He had already taken out the string of prayer beads he’d used that morning to perform rites for the seafood.
Yun Youyou brought over a pile of modified scrap metal.
“The few of us will dress up as robots and do a little mechanical rave!”
Now that sounded fun!
The seafood creatures eagerly put on the piles of scrap metal scattered across the floor.
“Wow! So cool!”
“It really feels like I’ve turned into a robot.”
Yun Youyou then found a can of nontoxic, food-grade silver glitter and poured the whole thing into the swimming pool.
Under the lights, the entire pool instantly transformed into a glittering galaxy.
“Wow!”
The seafood creatures let out gasps of utter country-bumpkin amazement.
Yun Youyou took in the atmosphere and still felt like something was a little off.
The main issue was the music.
Yun Youyou circled the speakers a few times. “Do we have anyone here who knows how to remix music?”
Xiaomei said, “The lobster can do it!”
Yun Youyou immediately looked at the crayfish.
What the heck? Were even seafood creatures in this world this trendy?
They could even remix music?
Xiaomei thought Yun Youyou didn’t believe him, so he immediately brought out proof.
“He was the one who remixed our Ocean Great Compassion Mantra.”
Yun Youyou instantly looked at Lobster Bro in delight. “Perfect. Can you remix this Great Compassion Mantra into the Punk Great Compassion Mantra? It’d be best if you added a little heavy metal too.”
Lobster Bro confidently flicked the feelers on his head. “Leave it to me.”
Yun Youyou had no idea whether remixing the Great Compassion Mantra into a punk version was actually okay.
In her heart, she apologized to the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas several times.
She prayed devoutly, “Please don’t dock my merit.”
When Xiaomei turned around, he discovered Yun Youyou had disappeared.
He looked more carefully and saw that she was knocking on a wooden fish.
“Boss Lady, why did you start tapping it yourself?”
Yun Youyou tapped as she said, “I’m building up some merit for myself first.”
Every tap meant merit +1!
Xiaomei: “…”
Once all the preparations were finished, Yun Youyou shouted, “Play the Punk Great Compassion Mantra!”
The brand-new version of the Great Compassion Mantra instantly rang through the entire villa.
The dazzling lights flashed along with the beat.
The tourists got hyped in an instant.
Brother Crab’s eight legs proved extremely useful at a time like this.
His legs never stopped moving, and he could still keep the crowd energized.
“Come on, come on! Friends over there, hurry up and start tapping the wooden fish in your hands!”
“That’s still not loud enough!”
“Louder! Let the Bodhisattvas feel your passion!!!”
Yun Youyou hid in a corner, tapping on a wooden fish herself.
“O Bodhisattvas! Please forgive me!”
That day, Ji Lin and Wang Yuanyou took Lu Keke out as usual.
When they came back, they didn’t think too much of it.
Yesterday’s party had already been that insane. No matter how wild tonight got, how much crazier could it possibly be?
But the moment they reached the entrance, Ji Lin faintly sensed that something wasn’t right.
Why did it sound like he was hearing wooden fish being tapped?
After taking a few more steps, the two people and one ghost all stopped dead in their tracks.
Was this something humans were meant to witness?
Wang Yuanyou was so shocked he couldn’t even speak.
Only after a long while did he finally find his voice again, his tone thick with utter disbelief.