Chapter 103
Chapter 103
To let herself go completely feral online with zero restraint, Yun Youyou felt it was absolutely necessary to give herself an Online Alias.
As for what to call herself?
Yun Youyou raised her hand and typed a few words on the Light Brain: Keep Yapping and I’ll Shove a Chainsaw in Your Mouth.
With a name like that, she could finally surf the internet to her heart’s content.
She had only just accepted the friend requests from Shamate and Red-haired Trendy Guy when messages from the two of them came in.
“Great name! That Online Alias is seriously amazing!”
“As expected of Sister Youyou!”
After accepting Shamate and Red-haired Trendy Guy’s enthusiastic flattery, Yun Youyou explored the new Ghost Circle feature a bit more.
Buzz, buzz!
Her phone suddenly vibrated a few more times.
Someone else had sent a friend request.
Who could it be this time?
Yun Youyou opened the friend request.
This person’s profile picture was pitch-black, but the name was exceptionally straightforward.
Vampire Doesn’t Suck Blood.
Good. Very fitting for the vibe of a vegetarian Vampire.
Right after accepting the Vampire’s friend request, Yun Youyou received another one from Doctor Lan.
Doctor Lan’s name was much more proper. He had simply called himself Doctor Lan.
His profile picture was a shot of his back while he wore a white coat. Beside him, hanging on the wall, was a silk banner of appreciation.
Yun Youyou tapped it open and zoomed in with two fingers.
On the red banner, eight characters were written neatly: Change Heads, No Worries About Meals.
The corner of Yun Youyou’s mouth couldn’t help twitching.
One look and she knew it had been given by those two mental patients from last time. She hadn’t expected them to actually make a banner and give it to Doctor Lan.
The Game launching its new feature left countless ghosts and monsters sleepless for the entire night.
All of them stayed up and turned into Internet Addict Ghosts.
And honestly, this new feature really was pretty interesting.
Yun Youyou felt as if she had only played around with it for a short while and had barely figured anything out, yet the horizon outside the window was already faintly turning pale.
It was morning already?
Good thing ghosts and monsters didn’t need sleep in the first place. Otherwise, the Game would definitely be full of ghosts and monsters today with two huge dark circles hanging under their eyes.
Even the Player side would probably complain that the NPCs were in poor mental condition.
The four Internet Addict Ghosts tidied up briefly, left the dorm, and headed out.
As they walked along the road, Bai Xiaoxiao let out a long sigh.
“I originally thought that after I died, I’d go to the Underworld and take the exam to become a Civil Servant. Who would’ve thought I’d end up in this lousy Game, working myself to death? Honestly, what’s so fun about being a ghost and scaring people? There’s no joy in it at all.”
Yu Baizhu agreed, “Exactly. Ghosts who like scaring people are all ghosts who haven’t risen above lowbrow tastes yet. Elegant ghosts like us aren’t interested in doing that kind of thing.”
Yun Youyou said, “Then who were the ghosts trying to scare me last night?”
The three ghosts, who considered themselves very elegant, guiltily looked away in unison and pretended they hadn’t heard anything.
The moment they stepped through the Company entrance, the three ghosts raised both hands at the same time.
“Long Live the Company!”
Yun Youyou was startled. “Are you possessed?”
The three ghosts turned around and said helplessly, “It’s the Company’s Rule 113. When you enter the Company in the morning, you have to raise both hands and shout, ‘Long Live the Company!'”
Yun Youyou nodded thoughtfully.
When she entered, she raised both hands and shouted, “Long Live Youyou!”
The male coworker beside her, who had originally been about to shout Long Live the Company, was immediately led astray by Yun Youyou. “Long-Long Live Youyou!”
Only after shouting did he realize something was wrong.
His expression stiffened, and he quickly hurried into the Company.
The employees behind him were confused.
“Did the Company change what we’re supposed to shout in the morning again?”
“No idea. But that’s what everyone else is shouting, so we might as well shout it too, right?”
“Works for me. Let’s go with that!”
“Long Live Youyou!!!”
Yun Youyou, who had already entered the Company, had no idea she’d led all her coworkers behind her completely astray.
The entrance to the Company was filled with wave after wave of “Long Live Youyou!”
If the Bald Male Manager heard this, he would probably have another breakdown on the spot.
“Good morning, Sister Youyou!”
Su Zehan greeted Yun Youyou listlessly.
The two dark circles under his eyes were especially obvious under the lights.
“What happened to you two? Why do you look so awful?” Yun Youyou asked in surprise.
Could it be that the Player systems had all been upgraded yesterday too?
Su Zeyang told Yun Youyou everything that had happened in the dorm last night.
The two of them were true Player participants, and the ghosts in the men’s dorm were nowhere near as easy to talk to.
They had tortured the brothers half to death.
If the two of them hadn’t bought plenty of life-saving Talismans from the mall, it would have been hard to say whether they could even see Yun Youyou today.
Yun Youyou said, “So neither of you slept at all last night?”
The two of them nodded.
“That won’t do. Daytime isn’t necessarily safe either.”
Yun Youyou found them tolerable enough and decided to help them. “How about this? I’ll go to your dorm tonight and see if there’s anything I can do.”
Su Zeyang hurriedly shook his head. “No, that’s too dangerous. We can’t let a girl like you face that kind of danger.”
“Yeah, Sister Youyou, you have to protect yourself in the women’s dorm too. The monsters and ghosts in the Instance are all rotten to the core. Are you all right over there?”
Yun Youyou thought of the three Female Ghost roommates in her dorm. “They’re all pretty nice. They’re good ghosts.”
After all, she was a ghost herself.
Perhaps because the three of them had been together when they first entered the Company, Su Zeyang and Su Zehan no longer treated Yun Youyou like an outsider at all.
Seeing the topic veer off course, Yun Youyou quickly dragged it back.
“All right, it’s settled. Tonight, I’ll go with you to the men’s dorm.”
Su Zeyang opened his mouth, still wanting to say something.
Just then, a strange piece of music suddenly came over the broadcast above their heads.
The employees who had been sitting at their desks all stood up at the same time and headed toward the lobby downstairs.
The three of them, utterly confused, followed the crowd down.
Yun Youyou leaned closer to Xiao Wang and asked curiously, “Where are we going now?”
Xiao Wang glanced at her.
“Downstairs to do the Money-Grabbing Dance.”
Money-Grabbing Dance?
For the first time, Yun Youyou felt like she was too out of touch to keep up with the trends.
She turned back and asked the two brothers, “Do you two know what a Money-Grabbing Dance is?”
Su Zeyang and Su Zehan both shook their heads.
Still, judging by the name, a Money-Grabbing Dance probably meant grabbing all the money into your own hands.
Yun Youyou truly hadn’t expected the ghosts and monsters in the Game to be this superstitious.
She muttered under her breath, “Instead of doing a Money-Grabbing Dance, you might as well go outside and dig up manure. At least the manure you dig up can be sold as fertilizer.”
Xiao Wang turned around and glared at Yun Youyou.
“What do you know? This is our Company’s culture.”
Yun Youyou curled her lip. “When I become the Company’s CEO, I’ll make all of you go outside and dig up manure. That will be the corporate culture of our Big Rice Republic Company.”
When they ran into a competitor’s Company, they could just throw manure straight at them.
High-level business warfare often used the simplest methods.
Su Zehan whispered from behind them, “Why is it called Big Rice Republic Company?”
Su Zeyang said, “Idiot. Try stacking the character for rice on top of the character gong from republic.”