Chapter 214
Chapter 214
Yun Youyou folded her arms and calmly watched the employees flee in panic.
“Were they scared?”
Jiang Mixue said, “They were.”
Yun Youyou asked, “Then we completed the task?”
Jiang Mixue said, “I think so.”
Yun Youyou said, “So do I.”
The two exchanged a look of perfect understanding.
Excellent. Another day spent fooling the Game.
The Game: …This is how you’re fooling me?
The next day, the Game turned to the balding older man.
[Tonight, you’re responsible for scaring the Players. Bring that Female Ghost along and make her watch carefully. She needs to stop thinking about slacking all day.]
The older man asked, “Which Female Ghost?”
The Game said, [The one whose stupidity is uniquely distinctive.]
The older man said, “Got it.”
If Yun Youyou had heard, she probably would have asked, “Who are you calling out?”
Knock, knock!
Xiao Yanxi looked up. “Come in!”
When he saw that the ghost entering was the older man, his eyelids lifted in surprise.
“Oh? You learned how to knock today? So pigs really can understand human language.”
Xiao Yanxi was as obnoxious as ever.
The moment he opened his mouth, he drew maximum hatred.
The older man didn’t even spare him a glance.
He spoke directly to Yun Youyou. “I’m taking the lead tonight. Watch from the side and learn.”
Xiao Yanxi sneered.
“What can she learn by following behind your ass?”
“How to practice going bald? Or how to grow a beer belly fast?”
The older man hadn’t wanted to argue with him.
But Xiao Yanxi’s mouth was simply too damn vile.
“Did you spend last night eating shit? Why are you talking so much? If you can’t help yourself, go eat something in the restroom. Stop looking for trouble all day!”
The older man rolled his eyes at Xiao Yanxi.
“Look at Yun Youyou. Not only is she beautiful, she doesn’t talk much. Can’t you learn from her?”
Xiao Yanxi refused to concede.
“I’ll say whatever I want! The mouth is on my body. You don’t get to control how I use it!”
The older man said, “Fine. Then talk all you want, preferably at the landscaping. The manure spraying from your mouth could nourish every green strip within a hundred miles.”
Before Xiao Yanxi could fire back, the older man hurriedly turned and left.
Staring at the closed door, Xiao Yanxi had a bellyful of retorts, but he could only swallow them.
He silently shifted his gaze to Yun Youyou, who had been watching the show.
“You’re not allowed to go.”
Yun Youyou leaned back against the chair with her eyes closed, spinning lazily and looking completely at ease.
“Sure. You can go in my place.”
Xiao Yanxi said, “How am I supposed to go in your place?”
Yun Youyou opened her eyes slightly and smiled.
“Just disguise yourself as me.”
Xiao Yanxi pointed at himself in astonishment.
“You want me to dress as a woman?”
Yun Youyou snapped her fingers.
“Exactly!”
Xiao Yanxi instinctively shook his head in refusal.
“No way. How can a man wear a skirt?”
“If you don’t agree, forget it.”
Indifferently, Yun Youyou pushed off the floor with her toe.
The chair whirred through a circle on the spot.
Xiao Yanxi stared at the whirring chair and finally gritted his teeth.
“Fine. I agree!”
This time, Yun Youyou was the one who looked surprised.
“You actually agreed?”
What conviction could possibly support Xiao Yanxi’s decision to dress as a woman?
Yun Youyou let her imagination wander briefly before saying with a complicated expression, “You’re doing all this just to spend time with that older man? You aren’t secretly in love with him, are you?”
Xiao Yanxi reacted like a cat whose tail had been stepped on.
“How could that be possible?! Even if I went blind and lost both arms and legs, I would never like him. You’re insulting me!”
Yun Youyou rested her chin on one hand and watched him, her round eyes making her look like a cat.
“Fine, you don’t like him. Why are you so worked up?”
Xiao Yanxi snorted softly.
“All right. It’s settled.”
Afraid Yun Youyou would imagine too much, he hurriedly added, “I just can’t stand him and want to cause him trouble. Don’t get any strange ideas!”
Yun Youyou blinked slyly.
“Of course. I never imagine too much.”
Xiao Yanxi looked only half convinced.
Yun Youyou stood and walked a circle around Xiao Yanxi.
He might have been slender, but his six-foot frame was still there. No matter how he disguised himself, he couldn’t possibly become someone like Yun Youyou.
At that, Xiao Yanxi immediately raised his head.
He cast Yun Youyou a proud glance.
“Don’t tell me you think I’m a useless glutton like that older man.”
“Oh? Do you have some secret technique?”
Xiao Yanxi smiled mysteriously.
“Close your eyes.”
Yun Youyou rapidly closed her eyes, then opened them just as quickly.
The instant she opened them again, the tall man before her had transformed into a delicate young woman.
His figure and everything else looked quite similar, but the transformation had one enormous problem.
Yun Youyou cried out in surprise.
“Why don’t you have a face?”
Xiao Yanxi changed the subject and spun in a circle.
“Putting that issue aside, wouldn’t you say the transformation is perfect?”
Whether it was his voice or his figure, the naked eye couldn’t detect any difference between Xiao Yanxi and Yun Youyou.
“It really is identical.”
Even Yun Youyou herself had high praise for the transformation.
“But you had better not use my body to do anything strange.”
Xiao Yanxi choked.
“Ahem… How could I? I’m an upright ghost!”
Yun Youyou asked, “What are you going to do about your face?”
Xiao Yanxi found a face mask in a drawer.
“Can’t I just wear sunglasses and a mask?”
Once night fell, the knockoff Yun Youyou met the older man beneath Fu Group’s office tower.
The older man thought Yun Youyou was acting especially strange today.
Not only was she wearing sunglasses and a mask at night, but her words were unusually abrasive. She sounded a little like that obnoxious Xiao Yanxi.
Had spending too much time with him rubbed off on her?
The older man pondered secretly, occasionally looking up at “Yun Youyou.”
“Yun Youyou” rolled his eyes.
“Are we going or not? Why do you keep looking at me? Then again, I suppose you should look at me a little more. After staring at ugly faces all day, you need to see a pretty one sometimes.”
The older man said, “When you have nothing to do, try talking to Xiao Yanxi less.”
Xiao Yanxi planted both hands on his hips.
He knew this older man secretly badmouthed him behind his back!
“What’s wrong with Xiao Yanxi? Xiao Yanxi is the handsomest Male Ghost in the world. Every glance you get at him is a blessing. Why aren’t you grateful?”
The older man was startled by his behavior.
Had Yun Youyou been possessed?
He hurriedly reached out to feel “Yun Youyou’s” forehead.
“Yun Youyou” dodged backward and said in disgust, “What are you doing?! If you have something to say, say it. Keep your hands to yourself!”
The older man studied him for ages.
“Yun Youyou” thrust out his chest and let him look.