Chapter 71

Chapter 71

Nylon Stockings Brother didn’t catch that. “What?”

Rich guy, of course, wasn’t going to repeat himself. Good words aren’t spoken twice.

“Forget it, forget it. Go call your boss over here. I’ll talk to her.”

Nylon Stockings Brother’s intentions were as clear as day. Looking at that lecherous expression, Rich guy knew exactly what the old man was thinking.

However, Yun Youyou was a literal demon. He just hoped the old man wouldn’t regret this.

Rich guy grinned. “Sure thing. I’ll go get her for you.”

With that, he actually walked over to Yun Youyou.

After hearing the request, Yun Youyou raised an eyebrow with interest and stood up to head over. Before she left, Rich guy whispered, “I’ll go grab the chainsaw for you.”

He bolted before Yun Youyou could even respond.

“You wanted to see me?” Yun Youyou asked as she walked up to Nylon Stockings Brother.

“It’s nothing much. It’s just that your waiter is too stupid; I couldn’t make him understand.”

Yun Youyou replied, “Alright, then tell me.”

Nylon Stockings Brother leaned in close to Yun Youyou and said with a smile, “Young people these days really are useless. Smart ones like you are rare. You look much more intelligent than that waiter.”

Yun Youyou said matter-of-factly, “Is that even a question? You can figure that out just by thinking with your backside.”

Nylon Stockings Brother: …

That was a bit hard to respond to.

He changed the subject. “Why don’t you pour me a glass of water? I’m a bit thirsty.”

“Sure.”

But Yun Youyou hadn’t boiled any water at all.

She naturally picked up a cup, walked to the back courtyard, and moved the large stone covering the Well. The Female Ghost inside the Well saw her chance and prepared to burst out of the water.

Yun Youyou pressed one hand down on the Female Ghost’s head while using the other to scoop a full cup of water from the Well.

“Here’s the water you wanted.”

Yun Youyou calmly placed the water on the table. The moment she set the cup down, Nylon Stockings Brother narrowed his eyes and tried to touch her hand.

Those little hands looked so tender.

Fortunately, Yun Youyou pulled her hand back in time, preventing him from succeeding.

Since he failed once, there would be other chances later. Feeling a slight twinge of regret, Nylon Stockings Brother picked up the cup and took a huge gulp, full of praise for the water.

“Not bad! This water is really sweet!”

Yun Youyou smiled slightly. “I’m glad you like it.”

Nylon Stockings Brother tilted his head back to finish half the cup, even licking his lips as if he couldn’t get enough.

“Little beauty, do you have any local specialties here? Give me a recommendation.”

Yun Youyou got goosebumps from the sheer disgust of being addressed that way.

“We probably have quite a bit of river food.”

Nylon Stockings Brother gave a grand wave of his hand. “Fine, then cook me a few plates of river food.”

Yun Youyou went to the kitchen to prepare. Rich guy followed her. “What river food do we have? Just cook him some rotten vegetable leaves. It all comes out the same way in the end anyway; doesn’t matter what he eats.”

Yun Youyou continued walking toward the courtyard. “We clearly have plenty of river food.”

Rich guy followed her, completely bewildered.

The two reached the Well. Yun Youyou moved the large stone aside and reached her hand into the Well to fish around.

Suddenly, the Female Ghost burst out of the water. Before the Female Ghost could even start cursing, a fist slammed into her stomach.

“Blergh!”

Several river shrimp popped out of the Female Ghost’s mouth, along with quite a few small fish.

Yun Youyou glared at Rich guy, who was standing there like an idiot. “What are you staring for? Hurry up and catch them!”

So that was what the basin she’d shoved at him earlier was for!
Rich Guy rushed forward to catch them.

Female Ghost: !!!

How could such a depraved person exist in this world? Where was the justice!

However, before she could even protest Yun Youyou’s disgusting behavior, several more punches came flying at her.

Female Ghost: “Blegh!”

When she got back, she was going to write a two-hundred-thousand-word report to the Game to complain about Yun Youyou.

“Wait!”

Seizing a gap before Yun Youyou’s fist could connect again, the Female Ghost hurriedly shouted, “Stop hitting me! I’ll bring up the river food for you for free!!!”

Yun Youyou paused her fist and took a moment to think.

Seeing Yun Youyou’s stance soften, the Female Ghost added quickly, “There are crabs in the Well, too. I can catch crabs and big prawns for you. You can come to me for whatever you want to eat.”

Yun Youyou thought about it-what a bargain!

A free river food supplier who caught everything fresh on demand.

“Fine. What’s your name?”

Female Ghost: “My name is Jing Li Shen.”

Yun Youyou: “…Good name. I hope you work honestly and contribute to the growth of our Youyou Restaurant. If you try to run away…”

“I definitely won’t run away!”

Female Ghost blurted out, beating her to the punch.

Watching the scale of Youyou Restaurant expand day by day, Yun Youyou felt that with a waiter and a river food supplier already on board, the day she became a five-star hotel was just around the corner!

Shamate took the stack of river food and went into the kitchen to cook.

He usually loved to eat and had a very picky palate.

While his cooking couldn’t compare to a Michelin-star chef, it was significantly better than Yun Youyou’s.

Even Yun Youyou was drawn over by the aroma.

She took a deep breath, and her mouth couldn’t help but water.

Fortunately, she remembered exactly where this river food had come from and managed to resist taking a bite.

The bowls of river food were soon served to Nylon Stockings Brother.

“Smells decent enough, though it’s still a bit inferior to the abalone and lobster I usually have.”

Nylon Stockings Brother picked up a prawn with his chopsticks and tasted it.

“Barely passes. Where are these prawns from? They taste quite fresh.”

Rich Guy: “Uh…”

How was he supposed to answer that? He couldn’t exactly say they were spat out of a ghost’s mouth.

He turned to look at Yun Youyou awkwardly.

Yun Youyou replied calmly, “These prawns are all imported, so they taste exceptionally fresh.”

Rich Guy: “…”

They were certainly “imported” alright-imported straight from the Well Ghost’s mouth.

Despite Nylon Stockings Brother’s claims that it was just average, his eating speed wasn’t slow at all.

Rich Guy silently looked away.

If the man knew where these were “imported” from, he probably wouldn’t be able to keep his food down.

After finishing, Nylon Stockings Brother said to Shamate, “The Restaurant you recommended is indeed not bad. Although it’s a bit low-class, it barely suits my taste.”

Shamate gave a fake smile. “As long as you’re happy. As long as you’re satisfied.”

But a moment later, the side effects of Youyou Restaurant kicked in.

Nylon Stockings Brother clutched his stomach, grimacing in pain. However, feeling that speaking up would hurt his dignity, he forced himself to stay silent.

The others nearby knew exactly what was happening.

They stifled their laughter, pretending to be oblivious.

The pain in his stomach grew worse and worse until Nylon Stockings Brother couldn’t hold it in anymore.

He suddenly shoved Shamate aside and bolted for the exit.

The moment he moved, a series of loud farts erupted from his rear, sounding like a string of firecrackers.

“Hahahahahaha!”

Shamate couldn’t hold it back any longer, doubling over as he clutched his stomach in laughter.