Chapter 215
Chapter 215
The older man studied him for ages but couldn’t spot anything.
He gave up.
“Forget it. Let’s hurry inside.”
The two walked in together.
The older man found Yun Youyou truly peculiar today.
Not only did she insist on walking ahead of him, but she also kept bumping into him whenever they passed through a doorway, nearly sending him flying every time.
After being rammed three or four times in a row, he finally couldn’t take it anymore.
“Did you take the wrong medicine today? Why do I keep feeling like you’re targeting me?”
“Yun Youyou” chuckled. “You’re imagining things.”
The older man rubbed his arms.
Why did it suddenly feel so chilly?
He took the knockoff Yun Youyou to crouch in a restroom.
No matter what kind of ghost they were, all of them loved hiding in restrooms to frighten people.
Perhaps this was the hottest check-in spot in the Ghost Realm: the wind that missed you had finally blown into the restroom.
The older man crouched in a corner and signaled Yun Youyou with his eyes.
“When someone comes, I’ll go first. Watch from the side and learn. Then I’ll let you try.”
“Yun Youyou” said, “Okay.”
The older man had no defenses against Yun Youyou whatsoever.
They hadn’t waited long when a figure appeared around the corridor corner.
The older man said, “Watch me.”
In the blink of an eye, the older man returned to the state in which he had died.
Streams of blood flowed from his eye sockets, ears, and nose, dripping onto the floor and quickly gathering into a small pool.
His limbs were mangled, as though they had been forcibly stitched onto his torso.
His right arm was attached by only a layer of skin, leaving stark white bone exposed to the air.
“Yun Youyou” frowned and moved aside.
How uncivilized. How could he let his blood drip all over the floor?
The older man turned and instructed Yun Youyou.
“Throw me a piece of fruit in a minute.”
“Fruit? Why should I throw fruit?”
The older man had plenty of experience.
“You don’t understand. Looking scary isn’t enough. I need to demonstrate my strength. When I crush a piece of fruit from a distance, the Player will be scared to death!”
This was the older man’s little workplace trick.
He needed to expend only a little effort to intimidate a Player.
“Yun Youyou” stroked his chin and suddenly smiled.
“Any kind of fruit will do?”
The older man certainly wouldn’t pass up such a perfect chance to show off.
He displayed his mangled arm and smiled confidently.
“Of course! Don’t underestimate my strength.”
The employee in the distance had already reached the restroom entrance.
Click!
The lights in both the corridor and the restroom went dark.
The older man made his dazzling entrance.
“Yun Youyou” was responsible for lighting him from behind.
He couldn’t glow, so they had to use a flashlight.
The light flickered between bright and dark.
The vivid red blood assaulted the eye.
“What the fuck!!!”
The poor employee dropped hard onto his butt.
His legs were so weak he couldn’t stand. He could only grab whatever was nearby and hurl it at the ghost.
The older man didn’t need to exert much effort. He could dodge everything even with his eyes closed.
When he saw the Player pull out Talismans, the older man darted aside.
The moment was right.
He held one hand behind his back and made a gesture, signaling Yun Youyou to throw the fruit.
“Yun Youyou” chuckled.
He hefted the fruit in his hands and hurled it forward with all his might.
“Take this!”
Hearing the rush of wind behind him, the older man confidently reached out and gave a casual squeeze.
Bang!
The fruit didn’t burst, but the older man’s head nearly did.
A king durian larger than his head smashed straight into him.
The older man took a direct headshot.
The blow left him completely dazed.
Wait!
He had told him to throw a piece of fruit, but he meant something cute and small, like an apple or peach, not a Hulk-level king durian.
How was this any different from going to a restaurant, ordering spaghetti, and being served Italian artillery instead?
He saw the ghost in front of him stunned by a durian that had appeared from nowhere.
The employee hurriedly scrambled away on all fours.
Thank you, mysterious Durian Hero!
The older man snatched the durian from the floor and stormed toward “Yun Youyou.”
“What did you mean by throwing a durian? Were you trying to smash me to death while you had the chance?”
On the surface, “Yun Youyou” blinked pitifully.
But inside, he thought: I went out of my way to find this king durian. It really is powerful!
The older man angrily smashed the durian onto the floor.
Even the floor tiles nearly cracked.
“Yun Youyou” was nearly dying of laughter inside.
Ha! Serves you right!
But he still had to keep up appearances.
“Yun Youyou” clasped his hands over his chest, blinked pitifully, and spoke in a voice as sweet as honey.
“I’m sowwy. I really didn’t do it on purpose. If you accuse me like that, you’ll hurt my poor little heart.”
The voice was adorable, and the expression was even more adorable.
But when Yun Youyou behaved this way, it always made people feel uneasy.
Goose bumps rose beneath the older man’s clothes.
There was something very wrong with Yun Youyou today!
What had happened to her?
Was she sick?
Terrifying!
This wasn’t how she normally acted!
The older man kept feeling a chill down his back and no longer had the attention to pursue the durian incident.
“Forget it. It isn’t important.”
The older man rubbed his skull. “You saw all the steps just now, right?”
“Yun Youyou” deliberately contradicted him.
“I didn’t see them clearly~~~”
The older man opened his mouth to curse, but ultimately closed it again.
He thought for a moment.
“It’s fine. Some Female Ghosts and Male Ghosts don’t need to follow those steps anyway. How about this? Just seduce the Player. You’ve seen horror movies, right? Do what they do!”
Xiao Yanxi: !!!
Seduction!
No. Absolutely not!
The fake Yun Youyou panicked. “No, I can’t do that.”
The older man smiled kindly.
“What’s so difficult about it? You’re so beautiful that it’ll be twice as effective. I couldn’t do it even if I wanted to. Only a beautiful ghost can pull this off.”
Xiao Yanxi desperately wanted to start cursing.
He didn’t even have a face. How was he supposed to seduce anyone?
If the older man learned the truth now, he would definitely beat Xiao Yanxi half to death.
Xiao Yanxi’s mind raced.
The older man reached for the mask and sunglasses on his face.
“Yun Youyou” hurriedly stepped back and smiled stiffly.
“Well, I’ll take them off later. The effect will be better that way.”
The older man said, “Oh? You really know what you’re doing!”
He turned and surveyed their surroundings.
“There’s a chair right here. Get up there and perform a sexy chair dance.”
A chair was forcibly shoved into the fake Yun Youyou’s hands.
Footsteps sounded around the corridor corner again.
The older man pushed him forward.
“Off you go!”
The lights instantly went out.
The entire corridor plunged into darkness.
The employee, unaware of what was happening, stopped walking.
Xiao Yanxi stared at the chair in his hands and gritted his teeth.
It was only a chair dance, wasn’t it?
How hard could shaking his butt and swaying his hips be?
Easy!
Far too easy!
After brainwashing himself, Xiao Yanxi’s confidence instantly soared.
He dragged the chair into the center.
Let’s get sexy!