Chapter 141
Chapter 141
The Player drew the broadsword at his waist and hacked wildly at the three ghosts. But Yun Youyou and the others clung to the ceiling, completely unmoved, their mouths still going at full blast.
In the end, the suffering Player could only slam his own head against the wall over and over.
The ghosts outside were dumbstruck.
When the assessment time ended, even the One-horned Ghost King gave the three ghosts a surprised look.
“That is certainly a rather unique method.”
As soon as the three ghosts came out, the surrounding ghosts immediately cleared a path for them.
Even after becoming ghosts, they still hated nosy aunties and uncles who never shut up.
Practice proved that Yun Youyou and her team’s battle plan had been extremely successful.
The group judged to have failed was none other than the Toilet Ghost who had exposed Yun Youyou earlier.
“No!!!”
The Toilet Ghost panicked and tried to flee.
The One-horned Ghost King stomped him flat against the ground, as if he were crushing an ant.
“Noisy.”
The Toilet Ghost fell completely silent.
The One-horned Ghost King suddenly turned his head toward Yun Youyou.
“I think all these ghosts are too noisy, and stepping on them is boring. Help me come up with a few good ideas. If you can’t, then I’ll have no choice but to let you stand under my foot as punishment.”
Yun Youyou stepped forward helplessly.
Sure enough, in class, the class monitor was always the easiest person to call on for questions.
Yun Youyou spoke calmly. “The future belongs to technology. As a Ghost NPC, we must also keep up with the times. I think we can develop a Ghost Juicer. Without adding a single drop of water, we can obtain a cup of all-natural Ghost Beverage.”
The One-horned Ghost King nodded in satisfaction. “Interesting. Continue.”
Yun Youyou said, “We can also manufacture a Ghost Vacuum Cleaner to suck up ghosts, then recycle them into straws and cups. When the time comes, we can even do a collaboration with the Ghost Beverage we juiced earlier.”
The more she talked, the more inspiration flooded her mind.
“When the time comes, we can also release some ghost-themed limited editions, or invite famous figures from the Ghost Realm to create custom cups. I believe they’ll definitely sell like crazy in the Ghost Realm.”
As soon as Yun Youyou finished speaking, Red-haired Trendy Guy and Shamate both moved several steps to the side first.
Too terrifying!
This woman was actually terrifying to such an extent!
The surrounding ghosts were trembling too.
Damn it, they had already fled to the Ghost Realm, so why was there still a capitalist like this here? She was practically a Living Yama!
The One-horned Ghost King listened and nodded repeatedly in praise.
“This idea really isn’t bad. As expected of the class monitor who scored one hundred points. It’s just that the Ghost Realm’s current level of technology isn’t quite sufficient yet.”
Yun Youyou also knew that her idea was indeed a little demonic.
She had actually come up with such a terrifying method.
Could it be that she herself was a demon?
The ghosts below whispered among themselves.
“Too scary. She actually wants to turn us into juice, and even do collaborations with us. That’s really too scary.”
“Exactly, exactly. I’m sweating cold sweat all over.”
Childbirth Ghost took her child out from her belly and said worriedly, “Hurry and forget everything you just heard. She’s a devil. We absolutely can’t learn from her!”
Yun Youyou: …
Can’t you all speak a little more quietly? I can hear every word loud and clear.
Yun Youyou: It’s my first time being a devil. I feel pretty helpless too.
After returning to her spot, Yun Youyou discovered that Shamate and Red-haired Trendy Guy had both put a large distance between themselves and her.
They were scared!
Yun Youyou bit a handkerchief with tears in her eyes: Brothers, I was actually forced into this!
“You have already passed the first test. As a qualified Ghost NPC, you must cast aside human compassion and morality. Become a ghost with no morals and no class. Go deceive the Player and toy with the Player!”
Yun Youyou cupped her face in distress.
“This is way too hard. I don’t think I can do it.”
Shamate, who had heard every word loud and clear: “…You don’t need to worry. You already are.”
Red-haired Trendy Guy: “Mm-hmm!”
Yun Youyou covered her ears.
All bad reviews. She couldn’t listen!
“This is a lie detector. Every ghost must wear one. When it lights up, it means you’re lying. From now on, every one of you must lie. Within the next half hour, anyone who tells the truth more than three times can continue talking inside my stomach.”
To prevent any ghosts from deliberately opening their mouths and saying nothing, each ghost was taken to a separate room.
As soon as Yun Youyou entered the room, she found a Long-tongued Ghost inside.
Dragging her long, long tongue, the ghost chuckled.
“From now on, you have to lie.”
Yun Youyou affectedly cupped her own face.
“Oh my, I’m the most honest ghost there is. I don’t know how to lie at all.”
The next second, she abruptly clapped a hand over her mouth.
“Oh no. I just told the truth.”
What neither ghost expected was that the lie detector pinned to Yun Youyou’s chest actually lit up twice.
Long-tongued Ghost: “…”
Yun Youyou: “…”
The two ghosts looked at each other, and for a moment, neither knew what to say.
As long as you were thick-skinned enough, you could pretend nothing had happened.
The thick-skinned Yun Youyou found a spot and sat down.
The Long-tongued Ghost stared speechlessly at Yun Youyou for a long while before finally starting her own task.
Her task was to lead Yun Youyou into telling the truth and make her fail.
After mentally drafting a plan, the Long-tongued Ghost sidled up to Yun Youyou with ill intentions.
“Oh my, I can’t believe there is such a pretty Female Ghost in the Ghost Realm!”
Yun Youyou smiled innocently.
“Thank you. You too.”
Then both ghosts saw the lie detector on Yun Youyou’s chest light up again.
The Long-tongued Ghost clenched her fist.
I knew you were just flattering me!
Yun Youyou also smiled awkwardly.
This couldn’t be blamed on her. It could only be blamed on this lie detector for having absolutely no understanding of ghostly social graces.
To ease the awkwardness, Yun Youyou had no choice but to rack her brains for something to say.
“Haha… Actually, everything I just said was the truth.”
The lie detector lit up again.
Yun Youyou: “…”
The Long-tongued Woman’s other fist also tightened.
Yun Youyou said, “Don’t be angry. Actually, that isn’t what I think in my heart.”
The lie detector lit up.
Yun Youyou said, “That’s not what I meant. Maybe this lie detector is broken.”
The lie detector lit up again.
“Enough! Stop talking!”
The Long-tongued Woman was so angry her tongue practically shrank.
Yun Youyou opened her mouth, still wanting to say something else.
Before she could speak, the Long-tongued Woman hurriedly said, “From now on, don’t say a single word. I don’t want to hear anything from you at all!”
Yun Youyou could only close her mouth innocently.
The Long-tongued Woman glared at her resentfully, then turned her back and crouched in the corner.
She didn’t even want to look at Yun Youyou.
Yun Youyou shook her head helplessly.
It was all this lousy Game’s fault. It had made her offend yet another ghost.
When time was up, the Long-tongued Woman practically fled the room.
Yun Youyou strolled out at an unhurried pace.
When Shamate and Red-haired Trendy Guy saw Yun Youyou’s results, their eyes widened in shock.
“What?! Sister Yun, you didn’t tell a single truth!”