Chapter 203

Chapter 203

When it was the older man’s turn, Yun Youyou filled more than half his glass. “Drink up. Red wine cools the temper.”

The older man’s face remained stormy.

Ignoring him, Yun Youyou sat down, picked up her chopsticks, and began eating.

Beside her, Fu Yiming studied her with a thoughtful gaze.

“What is it?”

Yun Youyou picked up a piece of abalone and looked at him.

“Nothing.”

Fu Yiming turned away, lifted his glass, and took a sip.

“Xiao Yun, why are you only eating and not drinking? That won’t do. You’re disrespecting me!”

After sitting quietly for a while, the older man beside her had started making trouble again.

Yun Youyou knew he was up to no good.

“I don’t drink.”

The older man said, “No, that won’t do. Your president is drinking. How can you refuse?”

Fu Yiming raised a hand. “I’ll take her–”

At that moment, Yun Youyou abruptly reached out and pressed down on Fu Yiming’s arm.

Fu Yiming looked at her in confusion.

Yun Youyou didn’t turn around.

A faint smile played on her lips. “Of course I can drink, but I’m a rather unruly drunk. I might go wild. I’m afraid I’ll frighten everyone.”

Seeing Yun Youyou relent, the older man immediately said, “It’s fine. None of us mind.”

Yun Youyou’s smile grew even brighter.

“That’s wonderful.”

She picked up the bottle of red wine and poured herself half a glass.

“Come! A toast to Xiao Yun!”

The older man was deliberately making Yun Youyou drink because he wanted to get her drunk.

Yun Youyou downed the entire half glass of wine.

“Excellent! What a drinker!”

The older man smiled obscenely.

Yun Youyou smiled too.

The executives resumed their conversation, and the older man beside Yun Youyou turned to speak with the others as well.

Fu Yiming quietly ate a few bites of food.

Yun Youyou swallowed the baby bok choy in her mouth.

It was about time.

Yun Youyou suddenly shot to her feet.

Everyone around her jumped.

Fu Yiming set down his chopsticks too, ready to check on her.

Under the older man’s stunned gaze, Yun Youyou suddenly picked up a wineglass from the table and pressed it to his belly.

She shouted, “Hello? Baby in the belly, can you hear me?”

“Hello!”

“Hello!”

Each shout was louder than the last.

Everyone was horrified by her behavior.

Only Jiang Mixue nearly laughed herself into a rooster’s crow.

Yun Youyou set down the glass and patted the older man’s belly.

Crisp smack, smack sounds rang through the private room.

“Is this watermelon sweet? How many months along are you?”

Yun Youyou swayed in front of the older man, still patting his belly over and over.

The older man came back to his senses and glared at her furiously.

“What nonsense are you talking about?!”

Yun Youyou suddenly collapsed to the floor.

Just as Fu Yiming moved to help her up, Yun Youyou began writhing darkly across the ground.

She was wearing long sleeves and pants, all of them black, so it didn’t matter what she did.

Yun Youyou shrieked and crawled across the floor, occasionally letting out a sinister growl. She looked exactly like a mutated Zombie.

Everyone lifted their feet in fear and watched in horror as Yun Youyou rolled around on the ground.

Fu Yiming froze completely.

Only Jiang Mixue watched with great relish.

Of all the ghosts she knew, Yun Youyou still delivered the greatest thrill.

After a while.

Yun Youyou suddenly rose from the floor.

Everyone thought she had finally returned to normal.

Before they could finish breathing a sigh of relief, Yun Youyou muttered, “I’m a dung beetle… My dung ball! Where is my dung ball?!”
She suddenly glared viciously at the older man.

Then she sneered. “Dung ball! You’ll never escape from the palm of my hand!”

The older man, now a dung ball in the flesh: !!!

Before he could react, Yun Youyou shoved him to the floor and began rolling him around.

His beer belly quivered through the air.

Everyone watched as Yun Youyou, the dung beetle, pushed her dung ball around the private room.

“Help! Somebody save me!”

The older man lay on the floor, his face bright red as he screamed.

Not a single person present dared to move. After all, they weren’t the ones being used as a dung ball.

After pushing him around for a while, Yun Youyou seemed to lose interest and stopped rolling her dung ball.

The older man felt as though he had been given a new lease on life. He nearly burst into tears.

Yun Youyou stood beneath the chandelier, then suddenly began warming up her body.

She secretly shot Jiang Mixue a look.

Jiang Mixue understood immediately and stepped forward to massage Yun Youyou’s shoulders.

Everyone was baffled.

What was she planning now?

After warming up for a moment, Yun Youyou suddenly threw several fierce punches into the air.

Her fists moved so fast that they produced sharp cracks in the air.

Everyone: !!!

Yun Youyou abruptly raised both hands overhead. “I will be this year’s boxing champion!”

The older man nearly died of fright.

Damn it! She was done being a dung beetle and had become a boxer instead.

Yun Youyou gave the older man across from her a wicked smile and crooked a finger at him.

“Man, you are no match for me.”

The older man: !!!

“No! Hurry up and save me! I’m really going to die!”

Yun Youyou suddenly punched the glass lazy Susan in the center of the table.

Crash!

The thick pane of glass split right down the middle.

Now no one dared to move.

Everyone huddled together at the side, trembling in fear.

Sacrifice one man for the happiness of all the others.

It wasn’t that they didn’t want to help. The other side simply had the firepower of an entire company. They wouldn’t stand a chance without an Italian cannon.

Someone was about to die.

Fu Yiming decided things had gone far enough.

He stepped forward and gently lowered Yun Youyou’s hand. Then he said to everyone, “My apologies. My Secretary can’t hold her liquor. It would be best not to let her drink in the future.”

Everyone broke out in a cold sweat and immediately nodded. “Yes, yes. Xiao Yun really shouldn’t be allowed to drink.”

Most people merely got a little rowdy when they drank too much.

When Yun Youyou drank too much, it became a matter of life and death.

The dinner was more or less over by then.

Fu Yiming said, “We’ll take our leave for today.”

No one else dared ask them to stay.

Just then, a familiar mechanical voice sounded in the older man’s ears.

[According to the plot of the Instance, you are supposed to take a fancy to Yun Youyou and request that she be transferred to your Company.]

The older man was stunned to hear the Game’s voice.

After all, he was merely an ordinary employee. He had never received the kind of one-on-one attention from the Game that Yun Youyou enjoyed.

Now that he had heard the big Boss’s voice, he was scared senseless.

He wanted to ignore the plot, but…

[Hurry up!]

The Game urged him impatiently.

The older man had no choice but to steel himself and step forward.

“Um, President Fu… I quite like that Secretary Yun beside you. Would you be willing to let her come work for me? Our Company certainly wouldn’t treat her poorly.”

Everyone froze.

They didn’t say anything, but the looks they gave the older man all conveyed the same message.

“Do you have a death wish?!”

He had just been a dung ball, and now he dared invite the dung beetle home of his own accord?

Even Yun Youyou gave him an astonished look.

Could this man actually enjoy being a dung ball?

The world had gone mad. The dung ball had fallen in love with the dung beetle.