Chapter 206
Chapter 206
After Yun Youyou had put on an entire Muay Thai routine right in front of him, Xiao Yanxi didn’t dare make any more trouble.
He quickly lowered his head and took a sip of coffee.
“Pfft!”
The coffee sprayed straight out of his mouth.
Yun Youyou turned around just in time to see the coffee fountain.
Xiao Yanxi would never forget the taste of that sip.
It was salty, sour, and disgusting. Even the afterlife didn’t have anything that vile.
Yun Youyou walked over, personally picked up the coffee, and held it to his lips.
“Manager, it’s time to take your medicine.”
At the sight of the chilling smile on her lips, Xiao Yanxi kept shrinking backward.
“No! No!”
Yun Youyou gazed at him considerately, her eyes brimming with tenderness.
“It’s all right. I understand. Men never say what they mean. When they say no, they really mean yes.”
Yun Youyou tapped Xiao Yanxi on the nose and teased, “What a nau-ghty little ghost you are!”
!!!
Xiao Yanxi went rigid on the spot.
Where had this demon come from?!
While Xiao Yanxi was still frozen, Yun Youyou moved with lightning speed and poured the entire small cup of coffee into his mouth.
She elegantly stepped back.
Xiao Yanxi: “Blech!”
Fortunately, Yun Youyou still possessed a scrap of ghostly compassion.
She held out the glass of water she had prepared in advance.
Xiao Yanxi snatched it and gulped down a huge glassful before he finally managed to calm down.
The strange taste in his mouth disappeared.
Xiao Yanxi desperately wanted to swear.
But every time he opened his mouth, he saw Yun Youyou still holding the ruined inflatable doll.
Xiao Yanxi immediately shut his mouth.
He absolutely, positively was not afraid of Yun Youyou!
Absolutely not!
He simply happened to prefer peace.
Seeing Xiao Yanxi as quiet as a church mouse, Yun Youyou cheerfully dragged the ruined inflatable doll away.
When the female colleague outside saw that even the inflatable doll had been completely destroyed, her eyes widened.
The new employee was fierce!
Inside the office, Xiao Yanxi grew angrier the more he thought about it.
All he had done was make the new employee brew a dozen or so cups of coffee.
How could she have so little patience? She had gotten angry almost immediately.
Come to think of it, this was all that older man’s fault!
Xiao Yanxi tossed his phone onto the desk and flicked his tie over his shoulder.
He was going to settle the score with the older man.
Yun Youyou opened the manager’s office door and nearly collided with Xiao Yanxi.
“Perfect timing! Come on. You’re coming with me!”
Without explaining where they were going, Xiao Yanxi strode off.
Yun Youyou followed behind him.
Bang!
Xiao Yanxi didn’t knock. He kicked the door open and barged into the office.
Strange sounds immediately drifted out.
The older man was actually watching something unspeakable in his office.
Yun Youyou: ……
Xiao Yanxi: ……
That shameless old man.
“What the fuck?!”
The older man fumbled to close the video, then glared furiously at Xiao Yanxi for barging in.
“Where are your manners? Don’t you know you’re supposed to knock and announce yourself before coming in?”
Xiao Yanxi sat rebelliously on the desk.
“Fine. I’ll bring a megaphone from now on. Every time I come to your office, I’ll shout, ‘Your daddy’s here!’ Will that do?”
The older man grew agitated.
“Why are you so uncivilized?!”
Xiao Yanxi said, “Then I’ll shout, ‘Your esteemed father is here.’ Polite enough for you?”
The older man silently cursed him for being an asshole.
Yun Youyou watched the two of them clash head-on and felt as though they might start fighting at any second.
Unable to win the argument, the older man pointed at Yun Youyou.
“Why did you bring her here? She’s your employee now. Don’t even think about sending her back.”
Every inch of the older man’s body radiated refusal.
Yun Youyou: ……
Bro, you’re really making me lose face here.
Xiao Yanxi snorted. “If you’ve got the guts, fight me. The loser has to take her back.”
Oh! She was getting the female-lead treatment today.
So there really could come a day when two men fought over who got to have her.
Yun Youyou sighed sentimentally from the sidelines.
The older man believed that since he had died before Xiao Yanxi, he had to be stronger.
He agreed.
“Fine. Let’s get on with it.”
The two men stripped off their jackets and instantly began brawling.
Yun Youyou covered her face theatrically. “Stop fighting! You can’t beat a ghost to death like this!”
The office descended into chaos.
Yun Youyou stood to the side, recording life’s beautiful moments on her phone.
The office door suddenly opened.
A young man’s head poked inside.
“Manager Li, it’s time for the meeting…”
When he saw the chaos inside, he swiftly closed his eyes.
“Sorry to disturb you!”
The assistant came in a hurry and left just as fast.
The older man hadn’t expected Xiao Yanxi to fight so viciously despite his youth.
His own old arms and legs were no match at all.
He quickly jumped backward.
“Truce! We have a meeting today. Let’s attend the meeting first and finish our fight afterward!”
When Xiao Yanxi tried to pounce again, the older man nimbly dodged, wiggled his butt, and fled the office.
“Lucky you ran fast.”
Xiao Yanxi picked up his jacket and looked at Yun Youyou with a regretful sigh.
What a shame. He had almost managed to send her back.
He composed himself. “Let’s go. Time for the meeting.”
The conference room was the second-to-last room in the corridor.
They stepped inside.
Eight or nine people, both men and women, sat around the conference table.
The seat at the head was empty. Xiao Yanxi and the older man sat on opposite sides of it.
As the new employee, Yun Youyou could only sit at the very back.
The woman beside her gave her a sidelong glance.
“What are you sitting there for? Go make tea!”
The older man’s eyelid twitched when he heard the commotion.
This senior employee had entered the Game early and often used that fact to bully newly arrived ghosts.
But now that she had met Yun Youyou, she was probably about to kick an iron plate.
Yun Youyou disliked the woman’s attitude, but making tea was still part of an assistant’s duties.
She was a civilized assistant.
Seeing Yun Youyou obediently leave to make tea, the woman lowered her head and continued filing her nails.
New employees needed to be disciplined, or they would never learn the rules.
Once the tea was ready, Yun Youyou poured a cup for the older man and Xiao Yanxi first.
Both men looked a little terrified by the honor.
Xiao Yanxi in particular was afraid that Yun Youyou had added something extra to the tea.
Yun Youyou continued pouring in order until she finally reached the older woman’s side.
The older woman noticed that Yun Youyou hadn’t spoken a word since entering. Her refined face looked coldly beautiful when she wasn’t smiling.
What was she pretending to be so aloof for?
The woman couldn’t resist sneering sarcastically, “So cold. You’ve got quite the temper.”
Yun Youyou ignored her.
The older woman said, “Are you mute? Can’t you be a little warmer?”
Yun Youyou glanced at her, stopped pouring the tea, and plopped straight down on the older woman’s lap.
The older woman: !!!
Everyone in the conference room: !!!
Sitting on the woman’s lap, Yun Youyou smiled at her.
“Warm enough now? If you still don’t think I’m warm enough, next time I’ll sit on your head while I pour.”
The tea had been served.
Even after Yun Youyou stood and walked away, the woman remained frozen in place.
Before World War III could erupt, the older man hurriedly said, “Meeting! Let’s start the meeting!”