Chapter 229
Chapter 229
The moment he heard he would have to carry manure, the Player gritted his teeth and obediently chose to complete the task.
When the next person passed by, the Player suddenly lunged at him.
The passerby jumped in fright.
Before he could react, the Player had already squatted on the ground.
The passerby froze and instinctively reached out to help him.
The Player suddenly sprang up and pounded his own chest.
“I’m a gorilla! I’m a gorilla!”
The passerby: !!!
What the hell was this?
Pounding his chest, the Player showed off his muscular physique to the passerby.
“Do you like my muscles? Bananas! I’m going to steal every last one of your bananas!”
The Player waved his arms and legs as he circled the passerby again and again.
The poor, helpless passerby was terrified.
Had this man gone insane from too much stress?
After a few looks, the passerby hurried away.
The Player instantly went from manic excitement to wanting to die of shame.
“Does that count as completing my task?”
After doing something so humiliating, he could not even raise his head.
Yun Youyou answered readily, “It counts. Of course it counts.”
She took out her stamp and marked the Player’s card.
Looking at the hard-won stamp, the Player could not help sighing.
Yun Youyou watched him leave.
No matter how she looked at it, his retreating figure seemed bleak.
After the first Player came, a second soon followed.
The initial process was the same.
“Draw a slip.”
The little square box sat on the table again.
This Player was no honest man.
Seeing Yun Youyou remain seated, he began entertaining certain ideas.
Surely running away would be fine.
He pretended to approach the box, then suddenly turned and bolted after only a few steps.
Yun Youyou did not chase him. She simply let him run.
[Player rule violation detected. Punitive measures will now commence.]
Before the Player could react, a bolt of lightning struck his head.
He looked up in terror.
His piercing scream could be heard from a great distance.
Yun Youyou looked over from afar.
It was impossible to tell whether the thing sprawled on the ground was a person or a lump of charcoal.
This was called killing the chicken to warn the monkeys.
After witnessing that example, the other Players no longer dared play tricks.
If they might die either way, completing the challenge at least gave them a sliver of hope.
Some bolder Players simply pulled down their pants and relieved themselves on the spot.
Those great white bare butts were practically an assault on the eyes.
Yun Youyou silently looked away.
Ah! My eyes!
[Uncivilized Player behavior detected. Punitive measures will now commence.]
The Player had barely pulled down his pants when two Ghost NPCs seized him from either side and dragged him away.
Those two served as examples.
The other Players obediently entered the restroom, then obediently came back out.
“Draw a slip.”
At Yun Youyou’s light command, the Player obediently stepped forward to draw.
This time it was a female Player.
After seeing her slip, she felt that her life was basically over.
A Male Player nearby drew the same task.
The two instantly felt the bond of comrades-in-arms.
Yun Youyou was delighted.
“What a coincidence. You two can do it together.”
One minute later, each Player stood holding a manure dipper.
The female Player stood beside the road.
“Oh my, the manure is really excellent today! Look at it! What rich, fertile manure!”
The Male Player also pretended to scoop up a dipperful.
“That’s right. Today’s manure smells absolutely wonderful!”
At that moment, an innocent passerby walked past.
The two immediately approached with their manure dippers and enthusiastically blocked his way.
“Want a sniff? It smells amazing!”
The passerby leaned back warily. “What is that?”
The Players said, “Shit!”
“You’re sick!”
The passerby gave them a disgusted look, went around them, and ran off.
Every time an innocent passerby approached, the two went up to hawk their wares.
Only when their time was up did they wearily put down their manure dippers.
The Shamate even ran over midway through to watch.
“Not bad. Not bad at all.”
The two Players left physically and mentally exhausted.
But that was fine. Two new Players arrived.
Ignoring his own shop, the Red-haired Trendy Guy held the drawing box and called to the Players.
“Come on, come on! Hurry up and draw.”
The two newcomers had already seen how badly their predecessors had humiliated themselves.
The tasks were not difficult, as long as they were shameless enough.
The Red-haired Trendy Guy comforted them from the side.
“Losing a little dignity is better than losing your life, right?”
When the two Players thought about it, they realized he had a point.
So they stepped forward and drew their slips.
That was easy enough to think, but actually doing the task was still humiliating.
After reading their slips, the two inexperienced female Players looked utterly hopeless.
Even Yun Youyou craned her neck curiously.
What could possibly be written on those slips to make two lovely young women look like that?
One of the female Players quickly came to terms with it.
“It’s only a few lines. So many people have already embarrassed themselves. Two more won’t make a difference.”
The two composed themselves and stood beside the road, waiting for their destined target.
An unsuspecting passerby approached the public restroom.
The two unlucky Players jumped out.
The passerby was forced to stop.
One female Player dropped to one knee and thrust her right arm toward the sky.
“I am Shit Smells Great!”
The other female Player stepped forward domineeringly. “I am Shitimasen!”
The two combined.
“Together, we are the Time to Pick Up Shit duo!”
The passerby: …
Yun Youyou: …
She turned toward the Red-haired Trendy Guy, who was watching with great interest.
“This is the brilliant task you came up with?”
The Red-haired Trendy Guy looked wistful.
“I’ve always dreamed of becoming a martial hero, but I never had the chance. I put a lot of thought into those names. They have a heroic flair and advertise your restroom at the same time. Isn’t that killing two birds with one stone?”
The passerby was dumbfounded.
He had been running along perfectly normally. Why had two lunatics suddenly appeared?
At a loss, he looked toward Yun Youyou and the Red-haired Trendy Guy, who were watching the show nearby.
Yun Youyou said, “Don’t look at me. I’m Dung Beetle.”
The Red-haired Trendy Guy followed her example.
“Don’t look at me either. I’m Everything Comes Out.”
Yun Youyou moved her chair to the side.
She did not want to sit beside anything involving shit or piss.
After this battle, Yun Youyou’s public restroom became thoroughly famous.
An uninformed Player tried to use it.
A more experienced Player nearby would pull them back.
“Hold it if you can. That place is full of perverts. Anyone who comes out of that restroom ends up mentally disturbed.”
“Really? Then I won’t go.”
In an instant, no one came to Yun Youyou’s public restroom anymore.
No one visited the takoyaki stand next door either.
Seeing Yun Youyou idle, the Male Ghost called out to her.
“Want some takoyaki? It’s filled with human meat now!”
Yun Youyou hurriedly shook her head and fled to the Red-haired Trendy Guy’s salon.
His shop was packed.
The moment Yun Youyou entered, a fluorescent-green head nearly blinded her.
Where had this lush green prairie come from?
Shielding her eyes, Yun Youyou walked farther inside.
She had taken only a few steps when something poked her cheek several times.
Yun Youyou turned to see what it was.
A man with star-shaped hair walked past expressionlessly.
Who knew how much mousse he had sprayed on his head?
His hair was stiff enough to stab someone to death.