Chapter 100
Chapter 100
The Bald Manager spoke with an impassioned tone, his emotions overflowing.
He spread his arms wide, the flab on his limbs fluttering in the air like butterfly wings.
Closing his eyes, he envisioned the glorious future of the Company. With a look of pure intoxication, he spoke. “Tell me loudly-what do you see?”
Yun Youyou, sitting right next to him, replied, “Total darkness.”
The Bald Manager: …
His heart, which had been full of hot-blooded passion, was instantly plunged into the freezing depths of the ocean.
*Sizzle.*
The raging fire burning in the Bald Manager’s heart was extinguished by the bucket of cold water Yun Youyou had just dumped on it.
Under the table, Su Zeyang and Su Zehan pinched their own thighs, desperately trying to suppress the smiles tugging at the corners of their mouths.
The Bald Manager snapped his eyes open in anger.
He glared viciously at Yun Youyou. “I think you’re specifically here to jinx me, aren’t you?”
Yun Youyou looked back at him with an innocent expression. “How about I get you a pair of Nikes then?”
The Bald Manager: …
A few more strands of the sparse hair remaining on his head fell off.
Su Zeyang and Su Zehan had already mentally reviewed every tragic event that had happened in their lives.
Sorry, they still really wanted to laugh.
The faces of the nearby employees were also severely distorted, as if demons were pulling at the corners of their mouths to force a grin.
Unable to win an argument against Yun Youyou, the Bald Manager vented his fury on the others.
His rage-filled eyes landed on Su Zeyang and Su Zehan, who were sitting beside Yun Youyou.
“Are you two laughing! Is this funny? Do you even respect me as your leader anymore!”
Yun Youyou said with a straight face, “Reporting! They aren’t laughing. They were just born with ‘smiley lips’!”
Su Zeyang and Su Zehan’s expressions became even more contorted.
Sister Youyou, please stop!
I really want to laugh!
At this moment, they truly admired Yun Youyou. She was definitely a hard-core individual; she could actually maintain a deadpan expression even now.
The Bald Manager was so angry he was losing his mind.
He pointed a thick, stubby finger at Yun Youyou and shouted furiously, “You talk too much! From now on, you are not allowed to say a single word!”
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“Did you hear me?”
When the Bald Manager received no response for a long time, his anger surged another three hundred percent, entering full Tyrannosaurus Mode.
However, in Yun Youyou’s eyes, he was at most a Hot-tempered Monkey-he couldn’t even compare to a Hot Pepper.
Beside her, Su Zehan couldn’t help but explain, “You’re the one who just told Sister Youyou she wasn’t allowed to say a word.”
Yun Youyou nodded in agreement.
The Bald Manager’s insults choked in his throat. He pretended he hadn’t heard anything.
“Forget it. That’s enough for today’s meeting. Dismissed!”
The thought of having to see Yun Youyou again back at the office made the Bald Manager lose all desire to return there.
He had one foot inside the office when he suddenly pivoted and walked off in a different direction.
With the Hot-tempered Monkey gone, Yun Youyou had the manager’s office all to herself.
The air conditioning felt incredibly refreshing.
Summer really was unbearable without A/C.
Yun Youyou sat comfortably in the chair.
A moment later, the office landline rang.
Yun Youyou poked her head out of the office to look around, but she still couldn’t find the Bald Manager.
She had no choice but to answer the phone herself.
“Hello, who is this, please?”
The person on the other end was stunned for a moment, then realized the person answering didn’t sound like the Bald Manager.
“Who are you?”
“I am the manager’s Secretary.”
“Where did the manager go?”
Yun Youyou was just about to answer when she suddenly heard the dinner bell.
It was five o’clock.
She hurriedly spoke into the phone, “Sorry, I have to go save the world now.”
The person on the other end: “???”
He wanted to say something more, but the only response from the phone was a series of dial tones.
As soon as Yun Youyou rushed out of the office, she noticed that the people at the outer workstations were still sitting obediently in their seats. It was a bit strange.
Su Zehan rubbed his chin, looking equally perplexed.
“Why aren’t they going to eat? Whatever, let’s just head over first.”
The three of them didn’t think much of it and walked straight toward the cafeteria.
When they arrived, the lady serving the food glanced at them and said flatly, “Dinner is different from lunch. The first ten employees to show up for dinner don’t get any food.”
The three of them: !!!
This Company was way too cunning.
They were actually trying to use this method to trick employees into working a little more overtime!
Su Zeyang and Su Zehan looked at each other and simultaneously let out a helpless sigh.
Yun Youyou didn’t really care about eating, but she feared that if Su Zeyang and Su Zehan-two grown men-went hungry all night, they might actually faint, especially since they probably hadn’t eaten their fill at lunch either.
After a moment of thought, Yun Youyou said to them, “You two head back first. I’m going to wander around here for a bit.”
Su Zeyang didn’t know what Yun Youyou was planning.
“Alright, just stay safe.”
The three of them parted ways.
When Su Zeyang and Su Zehan returned to the office area, they found their colleagues indeed still sitting obediently in their seats. Seeing the two return, the colleagues guiltily avoided their gaze.
New employees were basically there to be pranked.
“Shoo, shoo! Stop loitering around here. There is absolutely no way we’re giving you any food!”
The cafeteria lady shooed Yun Youyou away like she was swatting a fly.
Yun Youyou gave a compliant response and pretended to walk toward the exit.
A moment later, a woman walked out of the cafeteria entrance. It was one of the cafeteria workers. She looked left and right, and after seeing no one, she headed straight for the stairwell.
Inside the narrow stairwell, the woman carefully stuffed items she had stolen from the kitchen into her clothes. Once she was finished, she turned around and saw an eye staring at her through the crack in the door.
The cafeteria lady: !!!
Yun Youyou calmly pushed the door open. “Would you believe me if I said I didn’t see anything?”
The cafeteria lady shook her head.
Yun Youyou nodded. “Exactly. I wouldn’t believe it either.”
The cafeteria lady: “…”
Yun Youyou leaned down and looked the woman in the eye. “So, do you know what needs to be done?”
Ten minutes later, Yun Youyou had changed into a cafeteria uniform. She adjusted the mask on her face to ensure her features were completely hidden.
“You don’t need to come in for the next few days. I’ll cover your shift for you.”
The cafeteria lady opened her mouth to say something, but Yun Youyou gave her a sharp glance. She silently swallowed her words.
“Alright, I understand,” the woman replied.
Yun Youyou quietly took out her phone and sent a message to the brothers. Then, she headed into the inner area of the cafeteria.
Along the way, not a single person noticed that the cafeteria lady had been replaced.
“Hurry up and pour that braised pork into the basin over there!”
The cafeteria staff were all busy. Yun Youyou walked over and obediently poured the meat. The glistening, fragrant braised pork emitted an enticing aroma. Yun Youyou used a ladle to scrape every last bit of the remaining pork into the basin.