Chapter 113
Chapter 113
Just then, the Bald Male Manager happened to be opening the car door for Yun Youyou.
The moment Xiao Wang saw it, his face darkened. He snapped, “What is wrong with you?! How dare you make the manager open the car door for you? You have no respect for your superiors at all! Looks like you don’t want to work at the Company anymore, do you?”
Xiao Wang pulled a long face.
He thought he had helped the manager vent his anger, so the manager had to be delighted. Maybe he would even praise him generously.
He really was the manager’s thoughtful little employee.
Xiao Wang had already begun daydreaming, and the corners of his mouth started to curve upward despite himself.
Who knew that not only did the manager not praise him, he smacked him hard on the back of the head instead.
“You’re the one with no respect for your superiors! This is Sister Yun. Hurry up and greet her!”
The Bald Male Manager planted his hands on his hips and glared furiously at Xiao Wang, yelling at the top of his lungs.
Xiao Wang: ???
Had the manager gone crazy after stepping out for a bit?
Xiao Wang’s head was full of question marks. He was one step away from asking outright, “Did someone possess you?”
Seeing Xiao Wang still frozen in place, the Bald Male Manager cursed inwardly. What a blockhead.
“Hurry up and call her!”
The Bald Male Manager glared at Xiao Wang again.
This time, Xiao Wang finally came back to his senses.
He said hesitantly, “Sister Yun?”
Yun Youyou gave a faint nod, putting on the full imposing air of someone in power.
When they entered the Company, the Bald Male Manager hated that the Company’s front doors were automatic.
If they had been manual glass doors, he could have shown off in front of Yun Youyou again.
Inside the elevator, Yun Youyou suddenly asked, “Manager, isn’t the Company’s work schedule a little unreasonable?”
The Bald Male Manager said indignantly, “How can you call me Manager? That sounds far too distant! From now on, just call me Little Huang. No need to be so polite.”
Yun Youyou said, “How could that be appropriate? I’m your subordinate, so of course I should address you as Manager.”
The Bald Male Manager thought it over.
“You make a good point. How about this? From now on, just call me Little Manager. It’s friendly without being impolite. Perfect!”
Xiao Wang and the Player participants: …
Could someone get this bootlicker out of here?
They were about to suffocate.
Su Zehan stared speechlessly at the ceiling. “Why do I feel like the air in this elevator is getting thinner and thinner?”
Su Zeyang said expressionlessly, “It’s hot out. Dogs breathe faster in hot weather. Maybe it sucked all the air out of the elevator.”
For a moment, the Bald Male Manager couldn’t tell whether the two of them were taking a jab at him.
He pretended he hadn’t heard anything, then suddenly turned and barked at Xiao Wang, “Hold your breath! With you breathing so much, how is our Sister Yun supposed to get any fresh air? You’re not allowed to breathe!”
Xiao Wang: …
Manager, I suspect you’re being completely unreasonable, and I have evidence.
In the entire elevator, Xiao Wang was the only one who ended up suffering.
By the time the elevator doors opened, Xiao Wang’s face had gone red from holding his breath.
The moment he stepped out, he couldn’t help gulping in air.
He had nearly suffocated!
Naturally, the Bald Male Manager hadn’t forgotten what Yun Youyou had just said.
As soon as they walked out, he couldn’t help saying, “You are absolutely right. The Company’s working hours are far too unreasonable. I don’t know which idiot came up with them!”
Xiao Wang: …Heh. Wasn’t that idiot you?
The Bald Male Manager was still ranting on, spittle flying.
“Starting today, our Company will switch to a nine-to-four workday. Lunch break will begin at noon and last two hours. Are you satisfied with this arrangement?”
Yun Youyou nodded. “Not bad. I’m quite satisfied.”
As soon as they entered the office, Yun Youyou headed toward her workstation.
Bald Male Manager suddenly reached out and stopped her.
“How could we possibly let you sit there?! I’ll have logistics bring over an ergonomic chair for you right away. From now on, you’ll sit at my desk, and I’ll sit here!”
Bald Male Manager moved at the fastest speed of his life, swapping Yun Youyou’s chair and then her desk.
Before long, Yun Youyou was seated in the ergonomic chair in front of the floor-to-ceiling window.
The chair really was ridiculously comfortable. Once she leaned back, she practically couldn’t get up again.
Bald Male Manager even considerately downloaded a few programs onto Yun Youyou’s computer.
“From now on, your morning work assignment will be playing match-three games. If you get tired, you can read some novels to relax. Your afternoon work assignment will be watering crops on the farm and feeding the sheep.”
Yun Youyou leaned back in the chair, her brows drawing together slightly.
“Isn’t this… not quite appropriate? Wouldn’t this be what they call, um, ‘slacking off’?”
Bald Male Manager immediately put on a solemn expression. “How could this be called slacking off?! Our Company may expand into agriculture and animal husbandry in the future. What you’re doing is advance research, getting a feel for the market environment. How could anyone call that slacking off?”
Yun Youyou smiled in understanding.
“So that’s what it is. Then I can relax.”
Bald Male Manager chuckled.
“Then I’ll step out first and won’t disturb you. If you need anything in the future, just call me directly. No need to be polite.”
His voice was not particularly loud.
But the office’s soundproofing was only average, and Xiao Wang, standing outside, heard every word loud and clear.
It was over. How was this still the same general manager from before?
He was clearly the fighter jet of bootlickers!
With Bald Male Manager’s fawning behavior, he was definitely a major milestone in the history of bootlicking.
Bald Male Manager backed out of the office with a bow, practically bent at the waist.
Xiao Wang quickly sidled up to him and asked in a low voice, “Manager, what exactly is going on?”
Bald Male Manager had been dying for someone to vent to, so he hurriedly found a spot and told Xiao Wang everything that had happened at the factory.
He couldn’t help sighing. “Who could’ve known that woman would be so vicious? She scared the ghost out of me! If I hadn’t been quick on my feet, I’d probably have been turned into canned food along with the Factory Director by now!”
Xiao Wang’s mind started working.
“So that means the boss of our Company is Yun Youyou now?”
Seeing that Xiao Wang had followed him for so long and was especially good at sucking up, Bald Male Manager rarely offered an extra word of warning. “That’s right. You absolutely must not offend her. Even I can only obediently do as she says now. That woman is unfathomable!”
After talking so much, Bald Male Manager felt a little thirsty.
Out of habit, he ordered, “Xiao Wang, go pour me a glass of water!”
Xiao Wang gave a cold snort. “Pour it yourself, dumbass! What, did you grow up without hands? If you want water, can’t you get it yourself?”
Bald Male Manager: !!!
“Xiao Wang, what kind of tone is that?! Have you been possessed or something?!”
Xiao Wang snorted coldly. “You’re not the boss of the Company anymore, so why should I keep kissing up to you? You really think you’re hot stuff? Even if you were a dish, you’d be a plate of pig intestines that hadn’t even been washed clean!”
Bald Male Manager: !!!