Chapter 241
Chapter 241
Su Gou inexplicably felt taken advantage of.
Once inside, he did not dare look around. He stared at the floor as if flowers might bloom there.
Yun Youyou pointed at the sofa.
“Sit.”
Su Gou obediently sat down.
Yun Youyou said, “Tell Mom what you need.”
Su Gou’s face darkened further. He snorted.
“You’re not my mom.”
Yun Youyou sighed. “A grown son never obeys his mother…”
After teasing Su Gou enough, Yun Youyou finally shut up in satisfaction.
Sometimes she really did deserve a beating.
Su Gou lowered his eyes. After a long while, he asked, “What did you decide about last time?”
Yun Youyou had the memory of a goldfish. She forgot things in a blink.
“Last time? What happened?”
Su Gou’s face turned red, his gaze wounded and angry.
“That thing from last time!”
Yun Youyou grew more confused.
“What thing?”
Su Gou stamped his feet in fury.
“The thing where I like you!”
Yun Youyou: …
Why had he brought that up again?
She thought her last rejection would have made him forget it.
Yun Youyou cleared her throat.
“That won’t work. We aren’t compatible.”
Anxiety entered Su Gou’s upturned eyes.
“Why not?”
“You’re a woman, I’m a man. We’re obviously made for each other!”
Yun Youyou: …
By that logic, every man in the world was made for her.
Yun Youyou tried another explanation.
“I’m not one-size-fits-all. I’m custom-made, and we don’t match.”
Su Gou said, “But I’m one-size-fits-all. I match everything.”
Yun Youyou remained unmoved.
“No. We’re different species. I’m a ghost, and you’re human.”
Su Gou said, “Species discrimination is banned now. How can you discriminate against humans?”
Yun Youyou: …
How had she never noticed how quick this kid was?
Had he secretly taken debate lessons?
Yun Youyou had not wanted to be so blunt.
But now she had no choice.
“I don’t like you.”
Su Gou was hurt, but did not give up easily.
He asked, “Do you like someone else?”
Yun Youyou said, “Not right now.”
Su Gou immediately stopped feeling sad.
“Then why not try dating me?”
Yun Youyou said, “A melon picked by force isn’t sweet.”
Su Gou said, “I’m aspartame. I make everything sweet.”
Yun Youyou: …
She could not argue with that.
But she could change the subject.
Watching the movie, Yun Youyou stiffly changed the subject.
“Oh, I suddenly really want to play a criminal.”
“You play the cop, and I’ll play the criminal.”
Su Gou frowned slightly.
Why did she suddenly want to role-play?
He looked up and finally noticed the silver handcuffs.
“What is this?”
His face darkened as he grabbed Yun Youyou’s hands.
He examined them repeatedly.
They were genuine silver handcuffs, not a child’s toy.
Yun Youyou pulled her hands back.
“The plot requires them. Mere handcuffs can’t affect me.”
Su Gou did not believe her. “I’ll remove them.”
He turned to get a saw.
“You really don’t need to.”
Unable to stop him, Yun Youyou pulled hard with both hands.
The silver handcuffs instantly deformed.
Her pale hands slipped out easily.
Su Gou stopped.
Standing there ready to fetch a saw, he looked like an idiot.
He could not help wondering.
Could he bend handcuffs that easily too?
“All right. Let’s act.”
Yun Youyou’s urging interrupted his thoughts.
She forced the bent handcuffs back onto her wrists.
She felt like a kindergarten teacher forced to play games to distract a child.
Su Gou was at a loss.
“What do I do?”
Yun Youyou said, “Pretend I’m a vicious ghost and you’re a righteous Player.”
Forced into it, Su Gou recited stiffly.
“You evil woman! I’ll execute you!”
Elsewhere.
Fu Yiming learned that the maid had cuffed Yun Youyou and hurried over with the key.
At her door, he heard a man’s voice.
He also heard the man threaten to execute Yun Youyou.
Fu Yiming panicked.
He kicked open the door and charged in coldly.
“Stop!”
Inside, Yun Youyou wore silver handcuffs and crouched in a corner with her hands over her head.
Su Gou stood blankly nearby.
Both looked up at the intruder.
Seeing Yun Youyou unharmed, Fu Yiming relaxed.
His cold gaze shifted warily to Su Gou.
“Where’s your gun?”
Still confused, Su Gou foolishly pulled his right hand from his pocket and pointed two fingers at Fu Yiming.
“This is my handgun.”
Yun Youyou provided sound effects. “Bang!”
Fu Yiming: …
It truly was a hand gun.
He rubbed his brow helplessly.
“What are you two doing?”
Yun Youyou rose from the corner.
Her legs had gone numb from crouching.
“Playing a little game. Want to join us?”
Fu Yiming refused instantly.
“No. You two continue.”
Such a twisted game was not suitable for normal people.
He glanced at her handcuffs.
He was about to unlock them when he noticed they were already twisted scrap metal.
Apparently, the key was unnecessary.
Fu Yiming silently returned it to his pocket.
“Carry on.”
“Carry on with what?”
Another voice came from the doorway.
The Vampire entered rubbing his eyes.
He wore black pajamas that made his pale skin glow. The open collar exposed smooth chest muscles, making him look extremely tempting.
Su Gou: Scheming bitch!
Fu Yiming: Calculating.
Yun Youyou: How is this scheming? He’s clearly an adorable puppy who just woke up.
Fu Yiming and Su Gou exchanged a look.
Everything was understood without words.
Su Gou stopped pestering Yun Youyou.
Watching the Vampire, he said without turning, “Youyou, rest early. We’re leaving.”
Fu Yiming turned too.
“Go to sleep. Remember, don’t open the door for anyone else.”
Yun Youyou had been wondering how to politely send them away.
Before she found a solution, both men volunteered.
They walked toward the Vampire.
Before he could speak, Fu Yiming and Su Gou seized him from either side and carried him out.
The Vampire: ?
Even while busy, Su Gou reminded Yun Youyou.
“Lock the door!”
The poor Vampire was forcibly removed before he understood anything.
Yun Youyou hurried to the door and locked it decisively.
Not one human or ghost would get inside.