Chapter 216
Chapter 216
In the darkness, a gorgeous young woman dragged a small stool into the middle of the corridor.
A beam of light fell squarely upon her.
Xiao Yanxi turned his back, leaving the employee with an alluring view from behind.
An atmosphere that made hearts pound and cheeks flush quickly spread through the small space.
The lucky employee leaned halfway against the wall, watching this unexpected scene with great interest.
Without realizing it, his face turned red too.
Fu Yiming touched his face in confusion and came away with a palmful of sweat.
Things seemed to be growing more and more interesting.
In the darkness, the older man used the air-conditioning remote to switch from cooling to heating.
This time, Xiao Yanxi truly threw caution to the wind.
Every cell in his body was striving to be sexy.
With no music, he sang for himself.
“Three left, three right, twist your neck and butt…”
Fu Yiming: ……
What kind of performance was this supposed to be today?
Xiao Yanxi sat on the stool with every ounce of seductive grace he possessed.
He stuck out his butt and sexily raised one lower leg.
He lifted it a little too hard.
The already loose shoe flew off with the motion of his leg.
Fu Yiming pulled the shoe from his face.
“……”
Wonderful. The performance even came with a small gift.
Unfortunately, the shoe was a size five. He couldn’t wear it.
Xiao Yanxi suffered a brief moment of private embarrassment, then pretended nothing had happened.
He twisted against the stool for a while longer before finding it boring.
He had just stood and planted one foot on the stool, without even starting to move.
The stool collapsed with a crash.
The fake Yun Youyou lost his balance and nearly fell to the floor.
A quiet chuckle sounded nearby.
Fu Yiming had failed to hold back his laughter.
This was the most entertaining Instance he had ever experienced. Every day came with a comedy show better than a professional skit.
Xiao Yanxi felt humiliated.
What was he laughing at? What was so funny?
Wasn’t the whole point to be sexy and seductive?
Just watch me seduce you to death!
Still wearing Yun Youyou’s appearance, Xiao Yanxi dropped to the floor and began doing push-ups.
One, two, three…
As he worked, Xiao Yanxi casually showed off his biceps.
Wasn’t that sexy?
Wasn’t his form perfect?
If his current identity hadn’t made it inappropriate, Xiao Yanxi would have shown off his sexy chest muscles too.
Fu Yiming: ?
He stared in astonishment as Yun Youyou suddenly began doing push-ups like a madwoman.
The older man hiding in the corner was dumbfounded too.
I told you to use your beauty, not demonstrate how many push-ups a musclebound woman can do in a minute!
Both human and ghost were stunned stupid.
Not a single living being reacted quickly enough to stop him.
Plain push-ups could no longer satisfy the increasingly unhinged Xiao Yanxi.
He began doing trick push-ups.
One-armed push-ups and one-legged push-ups flashed past in a dizzying display.
“Yun Youyou” even edged closer to Fu Yiming as he exercised.
Fu Yiming: !
Don’t come any closer!
The fake Yun Youyou brimmed with confidence.
I must look incredibly sexy when I grit my teeth.
My pectorals, gastrocnemius, and soleus muscles must look even sexier.
Hah. Man, you too are destined to fall before my charms!
No one knew what had given Xiao Yanxi such enormous confidence.
If Yun Youyou had seen it, she probably would have said, “It must be his trapezius.”
After all, without a powerful trapezius, he could never stabilize a head swollen with that much confidence.
Fu Yiming felt that he should never have come to the restroom today.
No. He should never come to this restroom again.
He discovered a brand-new side of Yun Youyou every time he came here.
Worse, the Yun Youyou in front of him was exceptionally warm and hospitable.
“Come on, come on! Don’t just stand there watching. Hurry up and sit on my back!”
“Yun Youyou” grabbed Fu Yiming by the pants and invited him enthusiastically.
Fu Yiming stiffly stepped backward.
“…No, thank you.”
“Yun Youyou” said, “Come on, don’t be shy. Don’t worry. Even if you weighed three hundred pounds, I could carry you and do one-armed push-ups.”
In the end, even the older man couldn’t keep watching.
He immediately switched off the light shining on Xiao Yanxi.
While the corridor was pitch-black, he hurriedly dragged “Yun Youyou” away.
By the time Fu Yiming’s eyes adjusted to the darkness, the corridor was empty.
In a corner, the older man frantically interrogated “Yun Youyou.”
“What happened to sexy? Sexy! Anyone who didn’t know better would think you were a fitness instructor, banging out push-ups right in front of him.”
The older man couldn’t resist rolling his eyes.
“You even asked him to sit on you. Why didn’t you sell him a gym membership while you were at it?”
Xiao Yanxi: ……
The sight of the sunglasses and mask on “Yun Youyou’s” face infuriated the older man.
Why was he trying to act cool in the middle of the night?
He yanked the sunglasses from “Yun Youyou’s” face.
Where were the eyes?
The older man’s hand shook in terror, and he tore away “Yun Youyou’s” mask as well.
There were no eyes. There weren’t even eyebrows, a nose, or a mouth.
The face was perfectly blank, like a smooth braised egg.
“You… you…”
Realizing the situation was bad, Xiao Yanxi snatched back his sunglasses and fled.
He raced out the door and collided with Yun Youyou, who had come over because she was worried and wanted to check on them.
Yun Youyou was nearly knocked to the ground.
Xiao Yanxi quickly caught her.
“There’s no time to explain. I’ve been discovered!”
In a frantic rush, he draped his jacket over Yun Youyou and put the sunglasses in his hand onto her face.
Before the older man could chase him out, he floated away.
Seeing Xiao Yanxi flee as though someone wanted to kill him, Yun Youyou instantly had a bad feeling.
He hadn’t done anything strange, had he?
“Stop right there!”
The older man rushed out in alarm and uncertainty.
“What the hell are you? What did you do with Yun Youyou?!”
The older man yanked the sunglasses from Yun Youyou’s face again.
This time, there was no smooth braised egg beneath them, but a pair of bewildered almond-shaped eyes.
The older man froze.
He even wanted to tug Yun Youyou’s cheek and find out whether this was a real face or a fake one.
Yun Youyou quickly stepped back out of reach.
“What are you doing?”
The older man narrowed his eyes and carefully studied Yun Youyou from head to toe.
“Who exactly are you?”
Yun Youyou said, “I’m your father.”
All right. Judging by that tone, this had to be the real Yun Youyou!
“Then why didn’t you have a face just now?”
Of course she had lacked a face because Xiao Yanxi couldn’t transform his features.
Yun Youyou blinked. “It was too dark. You probably saw wrong.”
The older man said, “I don’t believe you. A braised egg that big was waving right in front of me. How could I have seen wrong?”
“Fine. This is actually my secret.”
Yun Youyou lowered her voice and put on a mysterious expression.
“Do you want to know my secret?”
The older man’s eyes lit up.
“What secret? Hurry up and tell me!”
Yun Youyou kept up the mystery. “Actually… I’m a Faceless Ghost.”