Chapter 130

Chapter 130

Brother Crab cried even louder.

“Would you want this blessing if I gave it to you?!”

Female Ghost had not expected her cooking to land her directly in the line of fire.

She had originally planned to rely on her culinary skills to successfully infiltrate the enemy from within.

Who could have known she would overdo it and cook her colleagues instead?

At this point, she was lucky these seafood creatures hadn’t jumped up and beaten her senseless.

Yun Youyou picked up the two bowls of food and held them to her chest.

“I’ll take these two dishes away first, so you won’t feel upset looking at them.”

The considerate Yun Youyou switched to another room to drink her congee and gnaw on crab.

Female Ghost was practically ready to kneel before the Seafood Brothers.

“I’m sorry. I really didn’t expect this. If I’d known, I definitely wouldn’t have made seafood congee, and I wouldn’t have made any typhoon-shelter fried crab either.”

Xiaomei sighed and waved a hand. “It’s fine. If they can enter Sister Yun’s stomach, then those seafood died a worthy death.”

The moment he finished speaking, he suddenly pulled a string of prayer beads from his pocket and put it on his wrist.

Female Ghost blinked at him blankly. “What are you doing?”

Xiaomei said, “I’m going to perform a little salvation rite for these brothers, so they can depart in peace.”

Female Ghost: “???”

She had learned something useless. In the future, when she stewed seafood, she would spin prayer beads and pray over it while turning the heat up to reduce the sauce.

That way, she wouldn’t lose any merit.

Xiaomei pulled several more strings of beads out of his pocket and handed one to every ghost present.

“You all join me too. Crab, while you’re at it, turn on the music. Play the Ocean Great Compassion Mantra.”

Crab dragged a speaker out from the corner.

After some fiddling, the sound of the Ocean Great Compassion Mantra echoed through the entire kitchen.

Big Head Ghost and Female Ghost had no choice but to sit helplessly behind Xiaomei and join him in praying over the seafood.

Next door, Yun Youyou drank congee and gnawed on crab.

Hearing the noise from the other room, she blinked in confusion.

What was going on?

Why had they started playing music next door?

The tourists passing by not far away also heard the music.

They exchanged glances, then said in delighted surprise, “Could this be the theme of today’s party? Cyber Chanting? What a cutting-edge concept!”

When Yun Youyou finished eating and walked out, a tourist even came up to strike up a conversation.

“Boss lady, I already know what today’s theme is. I never expected your ideas to be so avant-garde. Don’t worry, I already know what to wear to tonight’s party.”

Yun Youyou looked utterly baffled. “What’s the theme?”

The tourist gave Yun Youyou a reproachful look.

“Boss lady, stop pretending. We all heard it just now.”

Before Yun Youyou could ask again, the tourist had already walked off humming.

Yun Youyou: ???

What was going on? Why didn’t she know anything about this?

Female Ghost had accompanied Xiaomei and the others in chanting sutras all afternoon, and she felt like her own head had swollen to the same size as Big Head Ghost’s.

She walked out in a daze and finally remembered the mission on her shoulders.

Main quest: destroy Shidiao Huozhatian Hostel from within.

As for her side quest, cough, cough… that was, of course, to find the handsome Vampire Duke from last night.

Female Ghost blushed shyly at the mere thought of him.

Big Head Ghost looked at her curiously.

“Why is your face so red?”

Female Ghost cleared her throat. “It’s nothing. I’m just a little hot.”

Geoduck immediately said with enthusiasm, “Then I’ll help you cool down!”

With that, he sprayed a huge jet of water at Female Ghost.

Female Ghost: …

She was instantly drenched like a drowned chicken.

Female Ghost wiped the water from her face and said through gritted teeth, “Wow. I really have to thank you for that!”
Geoduck said, “No need to thank me. Just call me whenever you need anything.”

With that, he walked off happily, singing as he went.

“La la la, la la la, I’m a little watering expert. When I see injustice, I let out a roar, and when it’s time to water, I water away…”

Female Ghost’s hands, hanging at her sides, clenched into fists.

Lunatics!

Everyone in this inn was a lunatic!

Female Ghost and Big Head Ghost each took a broom and pretended to clean while using the chance to snoop around the inn.

Big Head Ghost said, “You go this way. I’ll go that way!”

Female Ghost said, “Got it!”

The two ghosts split up.

Female Ghost put on an act, holding her broom as she crouched beneath the stairs.

For one thing, this spot was fairly hidden and wouldn’t draw anyone’s attention.

For another, the angle from here was pretty good. It would make it easier for her to find that handsome guy from yesterday.

She wondered if that bold Vampire Duke from yesterday was in this villa.

After crouching there for ages, she still hadn’t found the Vampire Duke, but she did see plenty of handsome guys.

This one was handsome, and that one was even more handsome!

Just then, Wang Yuanyou happened to pass by the stairs.

Female Ghost assessed him from head to toe. Hmm… this one was all right too.

But when Ji Lin walked past behind Wang Yuanyou, Female Ghost’s eyes instantly turned into two enormous hearts.

Wow!

This one was the handsomest and had the strongest presence!

“Mm, I also think he’s pretty handsome.”

The sudden voice behind her scared Female Ghost so badly that she jumped straight up.

She turned around and found Yun Youyou had appeared silently behind her.

“B-Boss lady…”

Female Ghost held the broom, at a loss for words. “I’m sorry. I merely made a mistake every Female Ghost in the world would make.”

Yun Youyou nodded. “I understand.”

Then she suddenly turned around.

“Come with me.”

Feeling uneasy, Female Ghost followed behind Yun Youyou with the broom in hand.

What should she do?!

Was the boss lady going to find some secluded place and kill her?

Or had the boss lady already discovered she was a spy sent by the enemy and was now taking the opportunity to interrogate her?

Yun Youyou brought Female Ghost to the small balcony on the second floor.

“The spot you picked just now wasn’t bad, but compared to this place, it’s still a little lacking.”

At some point, Yun Youyou had put on a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. She had even taken a slender pointer out of her pocket.

With her hands clasped behind her back, she carefully explained to Female Ghost what made this location so uniquely advantageous.

“This spot can be called the ultimate throne for admiring handsome guys. I wouldn’t tell just anyone about it.”

“First, from here, you can observe handsome guys going up and down the stairs while also appreciating the handsome guys in the living room. More importantly…”

Yun Youyou reached out and pulled open the curtains on the balcony.

“More importantly, from this side, you can also see the handsome guys playing in the pool. When droplets of water slide over a handsome guy’s firm eight-pack abs, I will use my eyes to record that beautiful moment.”

“In the future, I’m considering building a basketball court behind the swimming pool. Just thinking about handsome guys drenched in sweat and that overwhelming aura of hormones is enough to get the blood pumping. Once they get tired from playing basketball, they can jump down and swim. Two kinds of scenery from one viewing angle. This spot is absolutely worth every penny!”

Female Ghost: !!!

“I never expected you to have such deep research into this field. Even a PhD would have to bow down in defeat. Boss lady, you truly are my soulmate!”