Chapter 145
Chapter 145
Red-haired Trendy Guy was one step away from grabbing a handful of sunflower seeds off Yun Youyou’s flower head and cracking them open like snacks.
“I want to see exactly what little scheme he’s cooking up.”
Not far away, Su Gou hid behind a tree, his eyes fixed unblinkingly on that Sunflower.
He wanted to see for himself just what kind of monster or demon this Sunflower really was.
The sleazy man was still wandering around over there, completely unaware that four pairs of eyes were watching him from the shadows.
He sniffed, hugged his arms around himself, and rubbed them.
“Strange. Why do I keep feeling like someone’s watching me? Must be my imagination. But why isn’t she here yet?”
The sleazy man anxiously looked into the distance.
Fortunately, after a little while, the person he had been waiting for finally arrived.
“Baby, you’re finally here! I missed you so much I could die!”
“You shameless thing. You’re always the impatient one! I was afraid people would get suspicious, so I deliberately dawdled a while before coming out.”
In the darkness, the woman playfully poked the man’s chest with her fingernail.
The sleazy man immediately took that delicate little hand, brought it to his lips, and kissed it. “Baby, your hand is so soft!”
“You jerk!”
The two of them flirted beside the Sunflower.
Behind the tree, Su Gou’s eyes widened.
Wasn’t this woman his roommate’s girlfriend?
Su Gou took out the phone in his pocket and called his roommate.
“Hello? Where are you right now?”
“Where else would I be? I’m in the dorm, of course. When are you coming back-”
Before his roommate could finish, Su Gou had already hung up.
Since his roommate was still in the dorm, then what exactly was the relationship between the man and woman in front of him?
In the short time it took to make that phone call, the pair had already started kissing passionately.
And there was a faint trend toward things developing in an indescribable direction.
“Tsk, tsk, tsk… A real battle of lips and tongues. How thrilling!”
“Morals are truly declining. Young people these days are getting more and more open-minded. To actually do this kind of thing out in the middle of nowhere-what are pure little plants like us supposed to do?”
“Exactly. This will wound our young and innocent hearts.”
Pea Sprout and Cactus took turns criticizing them.
And yet neither of them missed a single thing they ought to see. Their eyes were practically glued to the two people.
Yun Youyou was the closest to them, basically sitting in the best seat in the house.
Looking at the fiery scene in front of her…
Yun Youyou: “Sun!”
Shamate hurriedly said, “You can’t, you can’t! Sister Yun, you absolutely can’t talk right now. Otherwise, people might suspect you’re making this dirty.”
Normally, saying “sun” would not sound like much at all. But in this particular situation, it suddenly sounded dangerously like a very inappropriate verb.
Yun Youyou had no choice but to shut up.
Faced with this sudden live-action romance blockbuster, the three plants sounded more righteous than the last, but in action, each of them had their eyes opened wider than the next.
Not far away, Su Gou watched helplessly as the three plants slowly shuffled across the ground, then surrounded the two people who were kissing passionately.
Su Gou: …
Why did these green plants look more and more like nosy onlookers who loved gathering around drama?
Su Gou felt as if the words busybody were written all over their green and yellow heads.
The two people surrounded by plants finally ended the contest between their mouths.
The woman coquettishly pushed the man away. “Why do I feel like someone is staring at us?”
The man, already impatient, threw an arm around the woman’s shoulders.
“You must be overthinking it. Where would anyone come from out here in the middle of nowhere? A moment of passion is worth a thousand gold-we’d better make the most of our time!”
The woman suspiciously glanced around.
Had these plants been this close to them just now?
The two people once again sank into love’s battlefield.
Yun Youyou, Shamate, and Red-haired Trendy Guy sat in a neat row, munching on fruit.
Yun Youyou: So exciting!
Shamate: Whoa! Can’t wait!
Red-haired Trendy Guy: Immoral stuff is exactly my thing!
Su Gou, watching these three wicked plants from a distance: …
So even plants had lowbrow types.
Seeing that an action scene was about to start over there, Su Gou quickly coughed.
“Ahem!”
Whether he had coughed too softly or the two of them were too absorbed, not a single person-or plant-paid Su Gou any attention.
Su Gou: “…Ahem, ahem, ahem!!! Ahem, ahem!!!”
This time, he coughed like he was about to hack up a lung, and finally startled the pair of illicit lovebirds.
“Someone’s here!”
The woman threw herself into the man’s arms in terror, using his jacket to cover her face.
The sleazy man was so frightened he went limp too.
“Let’s go. Hurry!”
The two of them didn’t even have time to straighten their clothes before they fled in a panic.
Shamate shook his leaves helplessly.
“Why did they leave so soon?”
Red-haired Trendy Guy warned in a low voice, “Don’t move yet. Someone’s coming!”
Shamate immediately froze, not daring to move, standing there and pretending to be an innocent plant.
Su Gou stood in front of the three plants and studied them carefully.
He said deliberately, “Why do I feel like the Pea Sprout and the Cactus have switched places? I clearly remember the Cactus was on the right this morning. How did it end up on the left?”
Shamate and Red-haired Trendy Guy were both startled.
Crap. They’d been found out!
Yun Youyou touched both of their roots, signaling for them to stay calm.
After circling the Pea Sprout and the Cactus, Su Gou returned to the Sunflower.
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Su Gou stared at Yun Youyou for a long while before leisurely saying, “I remember the Sunflower’s flower head wasn’t facing this way just now, right?”
The three pitiful little things didn’t dare make a sound, terrified that Su Gou would notice something wrong.
Su Gou reached his demonic claw toward Yun Youyou again.
This time, Yun Youyou didn’t dare dodge.
The instant he touched her, that familiar voice rang out in his mind again: “Fuck!”
Su Gou: …
He silently withdrew his hand and reached toward the Pea Sprout.
This time, what he heard was an unfamiliar male voice.
“Holy crap! Why is he touching me? Is he some kind of pervert?”
Su Gou’s expression did not change as he continued and reached toward the Cactus.
“Why is he touching my spines? Is he trying to play cactus play with me? So exciting. I love it!”
Su Gou’s face darkened. He yanked his hand away as if fleeing for his life, then wiped it on his clothes.
He reached out again and touched the Sunflower’s leaf.
“Fuck!”
As expected, only this Sunflower knew how to curse.
Who knew what variety of Sunflower this was?
Although there had been a slight accident in the process, Su Gou had still confirmed his suspicion.
There was definitely something fishy about these three plants.
Like humans, they had thoughts of their own.
He didn’t know whether they were enemies or friends, but Su Gou could sense that they bore no malice. They were simply sleazy, that was all.
For the time being, Su Gou did not expose the three plants.
They must have some special way of communicating. The best method would be to break them down one by one.
An unreadable smile spread across his lips.
“Then I’ll head back for today.”
Watching Su Gou’s departing figure, Shamate said blankly, “Was he talking to us?”