Chapter 211
Chapter 211
Yun Youyou gave him a confident look.
“I’m great at flattery. Today, I’ll show you what a new generation of workplace elites looks like.”
Fu Yiming said, “All right. I look forward to it.”
Everyone took their seats.
Yun Youyou thoughtfully poured tea for every person attending the meeting.
“Thank you.”
Fu Yiming hadn’t expected Yun Youyou to truly fit into the workplace so perfectly.
After all, her face still held the innocence of someone who had never been ravaged by employment.
Ever since Yun Youyou had sat on the older woman’s lap, the woman would pull her chair forward and hide her legs beneath the table whenever Yun Youyou poured tea for her.
She was terrified that Yun Youyou might sit on her lap again at the slightest disagreement.
“All right. Let’s begin today’s meeting.”
The older man was ultimately an amateur.
He could put on a show well enough in ordinary situations, but the moment the discussion became professional, his ignorance was exposed.
Fu Yiming controlled nearly the entire course of the meeting.
Before long, the Ghost NPCs began staring blankly into space.
Pfft!
In a conference room where only one person was speaking, the unmistakable sound of a fart rang out.
Everyone instantly returned from their daze to reality.
Not one person spoke, but their tiny movements revealed the truth.
Nearly everyone was trying to prove that they hadn’t farted.
Fu Yiming didn’t so much as twitch an eyelash, as though he hadn’t heard anything.
A moment later, another fart sounded.
It wasn’t merely part of a chain. It was loud too.
The fart was both long and thunderous. At last, everyone identified the culprit and turned toward the older man’s face.
The older man appeared unmoved, but his aged face had turned bright red.
So what if he farted?
Who said farting wasn’t allowed?
The atmosphere in the conference room instantly grew awkward.
Fu Yiming signaled Yun Youyou with his eyes, telling her to step forward and rescue Manager Li from his embarrassment.
Helping a leader out of an embarrassing situation was another way to earn points in the workplace.
The moment Yun Youyou received the signal, she stood.
She shouted, “Who farted inside the manager’s pants? Who would dare?!”
Fu Yiming: ……
What a masterful rescue.
Manager Li: …You would have been better off saying nothing.
“It wasn’t me.”
“It wasn’t me either.”
Everyone shook their heads in denial.
Yun Youyou said, “Fine. It was actually me.”
Fu Yiming helplessly pressed between his brows. “You should sit down.”
Yun Youyou obediently sat.
Excellent. Today, she was an untamed beast of burden.
Xiao Yanxi didn’t saunter in until the meeting was halfway over.
The instant he opened the door, Fu Yiming’s mind filled with a single voice.
“The young miss has arrived! Everyone, clear the way!”
Fu Yiming: ……
He quickly shook his head, trying to banish the bewitching voice from his mind.
The first person Xiao Yanxi noticed after entering was Fu Yiming.
He whistled like a hooligan.
“Well, I didn’t expect President Fu to be so handsome. Looking at you makes the Baldie beside you seem even uglier.”
The older man glared furiously at Xiao Yanxi.
“You’re the only one here with a mouth, huh? Blabbing all day and spraying shit everywhere!”
Unbothered, Xiao Yanxi shot back, “Why would I need to spray any? A giant pile of shit like you is already sitting right there. We should have the cleaning lady toss you into the toilet and flush you away. You stink up the whole room.”
Unable to win the argument, the older man turned and looked at Yun Youyou.
Receiving his signal, Yun Youyou expressionlessly pulled a small inflatable doll from beneath the table.
She delivered a textbook elbow strike.
Bang!
The inflatable doll burst instantly.
Xiao Yanxi immediately closed his mouth.
The older man gave Yun Youyou an approving look.
When dealing with an asshole, she needed only one finishing move.
Fu Yiming watched the scene thoughtfully, feeling rather gratified.
It seemed Yun Youyou had her own tricks for surviving in the workplace.
There truly was no need for anyone to worry about her.
As evening arrived, the elusive Game appeared once more.
[Continue last night’s task tonight.]
Yun Youyou let out a long sigh.
“I’m afraid my task won’t be done before that melodramatic love triangle spreads to every corner of the Instance.”
The Game snorted coldly.
[That’s what you get for watching bizarre things all day. You’ve brought this on yourself.]
Yun Youyou said, “The greatest sin I’ve committed was becoming an unpaid Ghost NPC.”
The Game: […How vulgar. You’re obsessed with money!]
Yun Youyou said, “I’m a vulgar person.”
[You’re a vulgar ghost now. Enough nonsense. If I catch you slacking again, I’ll make you carry buckets of manure inside the Instance.]
Yun Youyou said, “Sounds good. Then I’ll dump two ladles over the head of anyone I don’t like. In less than a day, I’ll become the Ghost NPC the Players fear most. Everyone can call me the Shit Ghost.”
The Game’s vision went black.
It couldn’t even imagine the visual impact of Players affectionately calling Yun Youyou “you little shit”!
Unable to endure the blow, the Game quietly slipped away.
Yun Youyou called for it several times before realizing that the Game had already fled.
It truly left without a word.
After a brief discussion, Yun Youyou and Jiang Mixue decided to infiltrate the Players directly tonight.
They would pick them off one by one while they worked overtime.
As for why they weren’t using yesterday’s plan, the reason was simple.
Jiang Mixue was afraid the employees would invent another epic love story.
Her fragile young heart really couldn’t take it.
With Jiang Mixue helping from the inside, Yun Youyou quickly switched off the cameras and slipped into the Company.
There weren’t many people working late that night.
Yun Youyou bent low and carefully crept through the shadows.
She was afraid Fu Yiming might suddenly jump out from some corner again.
“Do you know what you look like right now?”
Jiang Mixue looked at Yun Youyou with a smile.
Still crouched low, Yun Youyou asked, “Like what?”
Jiang Mixue couldn’t suppress a laugh. “Like Japanese soldiers sneaking into a village.”
“……”
Yun Youyou straightened and lightly poked Jiang Mixue over the heart.
“Your conscience very, very bad!”
The poke tickled Jiang Mixue and made her laugh even harder.
Yun Youyou asked, “Where do we go first?”
“To catch the bandits, capture their leader first. We’re heading straight for the president’s office!”
Jiang Mixue began with one small objective.
Yun Youyou remained a little hesitant.
“Can the two of us handle it?”
Jiang Mixue said, “We’re only scaring someone. We’ll go wait in the restroom early. When he arrives, I’ll control the lights outside while you secretly turn on the faucet inside. Any normal person would be terrified, right?”
The most sophisticated scares used the simplest methods.
The plan sounded perfectly reasonable.
Yun Youyou said, “All right. We’ll do it your way.”
Jiang Mixue said, “But you’ll need to change your clothes, and preferably make your face look scarier too. That way, even if he sees you, he won’t recognize either of us.”
Yun Youyou said, “Changing can wait. Is Fu Yiming at the Company now?”
Jiang Mixue said, “I saw him leave for dinner with my own eyes. He won’t be back for at least half an hour, which gives us just enough time to prepare.”