Chapter 133
Chapter 133
Yun Youyou had no choice but to stop and ask with perfect sincerity, “Boss, are you going to give me a discount?”
The boss hadn’t expected this beautiful woman to be so familiar with him right off the bat.
He gave a few dry laughs. “Here’s the thing. Our inn just so happens to be short on female staff lately. Would you be interested? We provide room and board. Not only would your lodging be free, but we’d also pay you an extra three hundred a day!”
The boss had it all calculated out in his head.
First, he would use Yun Youyou to attract a wave of Player participants. Once all those Player participants had been lured over, he would swallow Yun Youyou in one bite.
When the time came, not only would he not have to pay her wages, he would also get to fill his stomach.
No matter how he looked at it, this deal was a steal.
Yun Youyou also thought it was a steal.
Not only would she get to look at handsome guys for free, she would also earn a handsome salary.
The two sides reached a consensus.
The boss handed a stack of printed flyers to Yun Youyou.
“Your task today is to hand out flyers. I’ll be following right beside you, so no slacking off.”
Yun Youyou had just taken the flyers and was about to head out when the boss said, “Wait!”
“What is it?”
Yun Youyou turned back in confusion.
The boss swept a dissatisfied glance over Yun Youyou’s loose T-shirt and baggy shorts.
Sure, her face was genuinely beautiful, but clothes made the man, just as gold adorned the Buddha.
The boss rummaged around in the Warehouse and dug out an outfit, then handed it to Yun Youyou.
“Go put this on.”
Yun Youyou looked at the clothes in his hands with disdain. “Do I really have to wear it?”
The boss impatiently stuffed the outfit into Yun Youyou’s arms.
“Stop being so picky. This is brand-new!”
He looked as if Yun Youyou had gotten a huge bargain.
Yun Youyou had no choice but to take the clothes back to her room and change.
A white puff skirt with black lace-no matter how Yun Youyou looked at it, this was clearly a maid outfit.
Fortunately, the skirt looked fairly proper. The hem fell below her knees.
When Yun Youyou came out after changing, the boss’s eyes lit up.
“Curl your hair, too.”
By the time Yun Youyou came back out with her hair curled, the boss’s eyes were practically laser beams.
A stunner!
An unparalleled stunner!
He really had an amazing eye!
The boss stared at Yun Youyou for a long time, already imagining countless Player participants swarming into his inn.
But the boss had overlooked one thing.
Yun Youyou was only a stunner on the condition that she did not open her mouth.
Seeing the boss stare at her the whole time, Yun Youyou opened her mouth and said, “What’re you lookin’ at?”
The heavy Northeastern flavor of her accent hit the boss in the face.
His expression immediately darkened.
“Stop, stop, stop! How can you talk like that?”
The boss walked over to Yun Youyou and began lecturing her.
“First of all, your voice has to be gentle, and your words have to be a little sweeter. But your actions can be rough. Some men like that type. If someone won’t take a flyer, ask a few more times. You have to be shamelessly persistent!”
Yun Youyou nodded. “I get it. You mean I have to speak gently, act roughly, and have thick skin!”
The boss said, “Exactly! That’s exactly what I mean. How about this-you use me for a demonstration first. I’ll see whether it works or not.”
Yun Youyou said, “Okay!”
The boss walked to an intersection not far away and pretended to be a passerby walking in front of Yun Youyou.
From a distance, Yun Youyou was indeed stunningly beautiful.
Her long, seaweed-like curls fell to her waist. Her long lashes curled upward, and every shift of her eyes radiated dazzling charm. No matter what angle one looked from, she was a one-of-a-kind beauty.
“Sir, would you like to learn about our Scream Hostel?”
Yun Youyou stepped forward to make her pitch, forcibly squeezing her voice into a sugary, cutesy tone.
Even she nearly broke out in goosebumps listening to herself.
The boss nodded in satisfaction inwardly. Yes, exactly like that.
On the surface, however, he was playing the part of a difficult customer.
“I don’t need any of that nonsense.”
The boss turned his head away and made to leave.
Yun Youyou hurriedly stepped forward to block him and said in an incredibly sweet voice, “Sir~~ are you sure you don’t need it?”
The boss said, “That’s right. I don’t need it!”
Yun Youyou kept the boss’s teachings firmly in mind.
Her voice had to be sweet, her movements had to be rough, and she had to cling to him no matter what.
The boss was still waiting for Yun Youyou to start wheedling when a fist suddenly came flying over and slammed hard into his stomach.
Damn it, where did this boxing champion come from?!
The boss felt his stomach churn violently. It was as if his entire stomach had been flattened by that punch, and a surge of acid shot straight up his throat.
He clutched his stomach tightly, his whole face wrinkling up like a squashed plum cake.
Yun Youyou continued forcing her voice into that cute tone, blinking pitifully.
“Sir, do you really not want it~~~”
The boss cursed out loud, “Want my ass! Are you crazy? Why did you hit me?!”
He had barely finished the word “me” when Yun Youyou threw another punch.
With her speed and force, one punch could kill a person.
The boss’s pain doubled.
Damn it, how had he hired a Wu Song!!!
Yun Youyou looked at the boss again, all delicate and pitiful. “So mean! Sir, do you really not want this flyer~~~”
Before the next punch could come, the boss hurriedly said, “I want it, I want it! Hurry up and give me a flyer already!”
This time, Yun Youyou finally stopped punching and handed the boss a flyer.
“Thank you for your support, sir!”
Looking at Yun Youyou’s bright, flower-like smile, the boss suppressed his anger and said, “Why did you hit me just now?!”
Yun Youyou looked innocent. “Didn’t you say my movements had to be a little rough?”
The boss was furious.
“By rough, I meant you should hook your arm through theirs or grab their hand, not rush up and punch them to death!”
Yun Youyou said, “But I think this works pretty well.”
The boss froze.
Right. If she did this, no one would dare refuse a flyer.
And anyway, the person getting beaten later wouldn’t be him.
Once the boss figured that out, he immediately changed his tune.
“Now that you mention it, you do have a point. I’ll head back first. You stay here and hand out flyers properly. You’re not allowed to come back until they’re all gone!”
Yun Youyou continued in her sickly sweet voice, “No problem~~ I guarantee I’ll complete the mission~~~”
The boss’s shoulders couldn’t help trembling.
Damn it, he was going to have nightmares tonight!
The boss dragged his battered body back toward the hostel, limping with every step.
It looked like this stomach of his was finished.
Facts proved that Yun Youyou didn’t need to use violence at all.
Every flyer she handed out was accepted by kindhearted passersby.
Before long, the flyers were all gone.
Yun Youyou was in no hurry to go back. She found a cool spot under a tree, sat down, and started resting.
Inside the hostel.
At that moment, the boss was endlessly grateful that he was a ghost and not a human.
A ghost’s powerful self-repair ability allowed him to recover very quickly.
Though his stomach still throbbed faintly.
He stood by the window and looked out through a pair of binoculars, immediately spotting Yun Youyou lying on the grass and slacking off.
Without another word, the boss rushed downstairs at once.