Chapter 134
Chapter 134
“Didn’t I tell you to hand out flyers? Why are you sitting here without moving a muscle?”
The boss glared angrily at Yun Youyou.
Yun Youyou spread her hands helplessly. “Boss, you’ve misunderstood. I wasn’t sitting without moving a muscle.”
The boss got even angrier.
“I saw you with my own eyes, sitting here slacking off. I’d love to know exactly which muscle you were moving.”
Yun Youyou clutched her chest.
“My heart was beating.”
The boss: “…Stand up first, then we’ll talk.”
For the next hour, the boss subjected Yun Youyou to a lengthy ideological lecture.
Throughout the entire lecture, Yun Youyou didn’t say a word and obediently accepted the scolding.
The more the boss talked, the more worked up he became.
“So, regardless of whether the work is finished or not, you absolutely cannot just sit on the ground and rest whenever you feel like it…”
Spittle flew through the air.
But wasn’t Yun Youyou being a little too quiet?
The boss sensed something was wrong. Pulling himself out of his spit-flinging state, he looked at Yun Youyou.
It would have been better if he hadn’t looked. The moment he did, he realized Yun Youyou had actually fallen asleep standing up.
The boss nearly keeled over from rage.
What kind of person was this?!
She could even fall asleep while standing!
He opened his mouth, about to start cursing, when a handsome guy suddenly appeared in the corner of his eye.
The boss immediately shifted his gaze and tossed Yun Youyou aside for the moment.
“Oh my, where did this handsome young man come from? Would you be interested in working at our hostel? The pay and benefits here are quite good!”
Rubbing his hands together, the boss sidled up to Ji Lin with a beaming smile.
Ji Lin rejected him coldly. “No nee-”
But when his gaze landed on Yun Youyou behind the boss, he changed his tune.
“Sure.”
The boss smiled so broadly his eyes practically disappeared.
Today he had both a handsome man and a beautiful woman. His eyes could barely keep up.
Just look at this stunning guy in front of him. Even as a man, the boss had to admit he was handsome.
His aura was a little cold, but that only made him more striking. Aloof beauties were all the rage these days.
Wang Yuanyou, standing off to the side, was completely ignored by both of them.
Wang Yuanyou waved himself in front of the boss.
“Boss, can you not see me?”
The boss smiled without saying a word.
Wang Yuanyou pointed at Ji Lin.
“I came with him. Can I work at your hostel too?”
The boss shook his head. “Young man, you’re still a little lacking.”
Wang Yuanyou: Damn it! This boss really knew how to insult people!
He didn’t have to work there, but being rejected sure didn’t feel great.
Wang Yuanyou said to the boss, “Wait here a moment. I’ll be right back.”
The boss looked utterly baffled.
What was this kid trying to do?
Before long, a woman in sky-high heels and heavy makeup came running over.
“Boss~~ I’m here~~~”
This “beauty” had even gone to the trouble of wearing a short skirt that reached her knees. Sexy black stockings paired with purple high heels-it was definitely the kind of sexy that made people cry out for their mother.
“Mother of God!”
The boss cried out in shock.
But that wasn’t the cry of someone overwhelmed by sex appeal. It was the cry of someone who had been scared half to death.
His voice was thirty percent terror and seventy percent disgust. “Your leg hair is poking out through the stockings!”
Wang Yuanyou shyly covered his face.
“Sorry, my jungle’s a little dense.”
Ji Lin: “…”
The boss: “…”
“Boss, now that I’m dressed like this, can I work at your place?”
Wang Yuanyou even puckered his lips on purpose, trying to act cute.
The boss shuddered all over.
“We haven’t expanded into drag services for the time being. Once we do, you can come back and apply.”
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“Linlin, look at how he’s treating me!”
Wang Yuanyou wailed as he threw himself into Ji Lin’s arms.
That shout was what jolted Yun Youyou awake.
What was going on?
When Yun Youyou blearily opened her eyes, the first thing she saw was utter chaos.
Faced with Wang Yuanyou barreling toward him, Ji Lin calmly took one step to the side.
The boss standing behind Ji Lin looked horrified.
You! Don’t come any closer!
But Wang Yuanyou couldn’t stop in time. He crashed straight into the boss’s arms.
Yun Youyou: !!!
This was not something a child like her should be seeing!
My eyes. It was seriously burning her eyes.
Ji Lin ignored the two still locked in an embrace and walked over to Yun Youyou. In a flat voice, he said, “Let’s go first.”
Yun Youyou said, “Mm… okay.”
She glanced back at the two of them again and decided it would be better if she left first.
Silence followed them the whole way.
Ji Lin had never been much of a talker to begin with.
So Yun Youyou took the initiative and asked, “Why did you guys suddenly come over?”
Ji Lin said, “Xiaomei said it was dangerous for you to go deep into the enemy Headquarters alone, so he wanted us to come take a look.”
Yun Youyou suddenly let out a laugh.
Ji Lin lowered his eyes to glance at her. “What are you laughing at?”
Yun Youyou looked up and smiled. “That might be the longest sentence I’ve heard you say since I met you.”
A hint of amusement appeared in Ji Lin’s eyes as well.
“Is that so?”
Yun Youyou said, “Of course! Usually, you give off this unapproachable vibe. Like a walking refrigerator. The kind that freezes people until they shiver.”
Ji Lin said, “But I don’t see you shivering.”
Yun Youyou said, “Because I’m the Fireboy from Fireboy and Watergirl!”
Ji Lin said, “Then am I Iceboy?”
Yun Youyou hadn’t expected Ji Lin to actually play along with her joke. She looked up at him in surprise.
Unexpectedly, even his side profile was this handsome.
Damn it!
Following her instincts, Yun Youyou took a few more looks.
Instead, it was Ji Lin who stopped walking, seeming a little uncomfortable.
“What are you looking at?”
Yun Youyou lowered her head and sighed. “It’s all your fault for looking so tempting. I’m just too shallow of a woman.”
Ji Lin chuckled softly. “That’s the first time I’ve heard someone describe herself that way.”
Yun Youyou shrugged, then planted her hands on her hips.
“Can’t help it. I’m just that honest.”
“Hey, hey, hey! Where do you two think you’re going?”
The boss roared from behind them.
If he didn’t call these two back now, they might very well walk all the way to the ends of the earth.
The boss came running up in a huff.
“I didn’t call you two over here so you could chat!”
After saying that, he glared at Yun Youyou again. “And I didn’t call you here so you could sleep!”
Yun Youyou said, “Reporting! I wasn’t sleeping. My blinking frequency was just too slow, that’s all.”
The boss was so angry he nearly laughed. “You’re pretty good at making excuses for yourself! Then tell me, what’s the difference between blinking too slowly and sleeping?”
Yun Youyou said, “Sleeping is done lying down. Blinking too slowly is done standing up.”
The boss said, “You… you!”
He really couldn’t refute that.
Because he truly had never seen anyone sleep while standing.
“Enough. I’m not here to argue nonsense with you.”
The boss wisely chose to change the subject.
“Your task is to properly receive the guests, and then bring in even more guests. I can see that both of you are very free right now, so hurry up and get to work.”
After the boss left, Yun Youyou anxiously hopped in front of Ji Lin.