Chapter 110
Chapter 110
To be precise, it was this ghost who was off.
Who knew what that Baldie was doing? He’d been told to bring the Player group over, and what did he do? He brought a ghost instead. And now he’d caused this huge commotion.
The Factory Director’s face was dark, like a sky packed with storm clouds.
He stared at Yun Youyou for a long while before finally speaking. “What class do you have, mixing with a bunch of Player? Why not join us instead? You should know we’re the ones who are truly your kind.”
Yun Youyou lifted her chin. “Sorry, but I’m not the same species as a spider-man.”
The Factory Director’s face grew even darker. “I’m not a pig-man!”
He turned to look at the Player group and let out a cold laugh.
“You still don’t know, do you? She’s a ghost. Why do you think she’s being so nice to you? She’s only trying to lower your guard.”
Su Zehan crossed his arms, a faintly disdainful smile tuging at his lips.
“Uncle, tricks like sowing discord are outdated. Even elementary school kids don’t play that game anymore.”
“So what if Sister Youyou really is a ghost? I’m willing to be eaten by Sister Youyou!”
To prove he truly meant it, Su Zehan rolled up his sleeve and held his long, firm arm out in front of Yun Youyou.
“Come on! Sister Youyou, hurry up and eat! Take big bites!”
Yun Youyou said, “Uh… That doesn’t seem too appropriate.”
Su Zehan insisted.
“Sister Youyou, hurry and bite me! I’m not afraid of pain.”
“Then I really am going to bite.”
Yun Youyou teased him, pretending she was actually about to bite down.
Su Zehan squeezed his eyes shut. “Bite, bite. Just don’t take too big a mouthful.”
Yun Youyou burst out laughing at him.
She pressed Su Zehan’s pale arm back down.
“All right, I was messing with you. You’re so cute-how could I bear to bite you?”
Su Zehan let out a breath of relief in his heart, but he still put on a brave front.
Pretending to be regretful, he said, “What a pity.”
The Factory Director: Laughing and joking right in front of me-do they have any respect for me at all?!
“I’ll turn every last one of you into canned goods!”
He shot the workers beside him a look.
When Yun Youyou and the others looked up, they saw the workers holding an enormous spray nozzle, with a long rubber hose connected to the back.
The few members of the Player group huddled together in fear.
Su Zehan stood back-to-back with Yun Youyou. “Sister Youyou, are you really a ghost?”
Yun Youyou said, “Of course! Could the mortal world possibly produce someone as interesting as me?”
Even at a time like this, Yun Youyou still didn’t forget to be narcissistic.
After a moment of silence, Su Zehan asked again, “Then Sister Youyou, can you just take out this old guy?”
Yun Youyou looked at him in shock.
“What are you thinking? If I were as powerful as him, I’d be the Factory Director right now.”
The Player group: …You really are honest to a fault.
The Factory Director suddenly felt that his position was in danger and immediately said, “If you want to sit in my seat, let’s see if you’re qualified first!”
Just as both sides were about to start fighting, Yun Youyou suddenly remembered that she was only a salted-fish NPC.
She silently raised her hand. “Excuse me, is it too late for me to withdraw now?”
The Player group beside her: !!!
Sister Youyou, so this is the kind of person you are!
The Factory Director gave a cold sneer.
“Even if you kneel and apologize to me now, you’re still getting turned into canned goods today!”
After hearing the Factory Director’s words, the Player group breathed a sigh of relief.
Su Zehan happily waved at Yun Youyou. “Hurry up and join our Canned Goods Alliance.”
Yun Youyou had no choice but to be forced into joining the Canned Goods Alliance.
With a wave of the Factory Director’s hand, the workers opened the valves.
Streams of sticky liquid sprayed out from the pipes.
Several Player were instantly left in a sorry state.
“What the hell! What is this stuff?”
Su Zehan jumped away in fright and sniffed the sticky, unidentified liquid on his hand.
It actually smelled kind of delicious.
Su Zehan cautiously touched the tip of his tongue to it.
Huh?
“Is this Orleans flavor?”
Yun Youyou sniffed the black, viscous liquid on herself and said with certainty, “Mine is black pepper.”
The workers kept wildly spraying with the hoses.
“You two go draw their fire. I’ll sneak around from the back.”
While Su Zehan and Su Zeyang went to draw the fire, Yun Youyou used her Tentacle to grab the steel frame overhead.
With a light swing, she sailed across.
Then she flew in with a kick and slammed it hard into a worker’s head.
The hose slipped from his hand and writhed across the floor.
Yun Youyou reacted fast. She grabbed the hose at once and tied it into a tight knot.
The marinade flowing from the valve had nowhere to go and was squeezed together inside the hose.
The hose swelled bit by bit. The long, thin tube bulged into an enormous lump.
“Boom!”
The deafening blast left everyone stunned.
The hose finally couldn’t take the pressure and exploded.
Marinating sauce burst out like scattered flower petals from the heavens, splattering all over everyone.
The Factory Director, who had been standing nearby, had a face covered in black sauce. Yun Youyou could even see the black pepper granules on his face.
Yun Youyou praised him, “If we made you into canned food, you’d definitely be the dogs’ favorite can.”
What did dogs love eating most?
Shit, of course.
The Factory Director’s face darkened. He raised a hand and wiped away the black pepper sauce on his face.
He looked like he was about to unleash some ultimate move.
Yun Youyou looked at her two legs, then at the Factory Director’s eight legs.
People always said two fists were no match for four, let alone two legs against eight. This was obviously a losing fight.
But Yun Youyou still had her Tentacle.
The savage, clawing Tentacle appendages emerged from behind Yun Youyou and danced through the air.
The Factory Director said, “Hmph. Cheap tricks.”
Yun Youyou chuckled. “Look a little closer.”
The Factory Director narrowed his eyes and looked carefully.
The Tentacle appendages that had been bare just now were now each equipped with a Chainsaw.
Slender Tentacle limbs wrapped around sharp Chainsaw tools. The sight was absolutely terrifying.
The next second, another dozen or so Tentacle limbs emerged from Yun Youyou’s back.
This time, what each Tentacle held was no longer a Chainsaw, but a huge axe.
The Factory Director watched helplessly as more and more Tentacle limbs sprouted from Yun Youyou’s back.
Chainsaw, axe, hammer, electric drill, wrench…
The Factory Director even started stammering.
“Y-you, you, where did you get all these things?”
Yun Youyou pointed at the Warehouse beside them. “The factory may not have much of anything else, but there’s plenty of this stuff.”
When she had been running away earlier, Yun Youyou had accidentally barged into the Warehouse and discovered these treasures.
Pretty much the moment she saw the Chainsaw, her eyes lit up.
Chainsaw, Chainsaw-when ghosts were around, she had nothing to fear.
Yun Youyou gave a sly grin. “I might not be able to beat you, but I can always call in outside help.”
If it hadn’t been too heavy to move, Yun Youyou would have liked to drag in the excavator outside too.
“Babies, show the Factory Director your muscles.”