Chapter 99
Chapter 99
But her damned curiosity made her desperate to give it a try.
Yun Youyou wasn’t sure what to talk about, so she simply shared a few short stories.
The female employee was instantly hooked, lingering for a long time before she was finally willing to leave.
On the other side of the office.
Xiao Wang went to the office to report to the Bald Manager.
The Bald Manager was picking his teeth with a toothpick.
“How is that Yun Youyou doing? Is she cleaning the toilets obediently?”
Xiao Wang immediately replied, “Don’t worry, Manager. She’s been staying in the restroom the whole time; she hasn’t come out once. She’s probably crying her eyes out in there right now. When she sees you later, she’ll probably be clinging to your leg begging for mercy.”
Hearing this, the Bald Manager narrowed his eyes with smug satisfaction.
“Let’s go. We’re going over there to take a look right now!”
Xiao Wang led the way, flattering the Bald Manager so much that he spent the whole walk flashing a mouthful of yellow teeth.
As they passed the main office area, the Bald Manager’s eyes swept over the room, and he suddenly stopped in his tracks.
“Where did all these people go?”
Xiao Wang looked back and realized that more than half of the office area was empty; seat after seat was vacated.
He immediately grabbed a male colleague nearby and asked, “Where did everyone go?”
The male colleague replied, “They all went to the restroom.”
Xiao Wang was stunned. “That many people went to the restroom at once?”
The male colleague was equally confused.
“I definitely saw them all go in. They’ve been in there for over half an hour. Did they all get constipated at the same time today?”
Upon hearing this, the Bald Manager had a bad feeling.
“Hurry, let’s go!”
He rushed toward the restroom, his beer belly jiggling slightly with every hurried step.
When the two reached the entrance of the women’s restroom, they could hear the sounds of giggling and laughter even from outside.
“Manager, are we really going in?” Xiao Wang stood at the door, hesitating.
The Bald Manager pushed him aside and walked straight in.
“I’m the Manager. There isn’t a single place in this entire Company I can’t enter.”
Xiao Wang hesitated for a moment, closed his eyes, and finally rushed in after him.
Seeing the Bald Manager suddenly appear, everyone panicked.
“Manager…”
The employees called out timidly.
The Bald Manager shoved aside the people blocking his path.
Finally, he saw Yun Youyou lying in the middle of the room, still fanning herself.
“Didn’t I tell you to clean the toilets?! What do you think you’re doing right now!”
The Bald Manager was so angry that the few remaining hairs on his head were about to fall out.
Not only was this Yun Youyou not working properly, but she was even leading the other employees astray.
Yun Youyou said innocently, “I’m fulfilling my duties as the Toilet Director?”
The Bald Manager grew even more furious. “Who appointed you as the Toilet Director!”
Yun Youyou replied, “I appointed myself.”
Bald Manager: “…Tell me what you were all just talking about. Were you badmouthing the Company?”
Yun Youyou said, “I was just telling them a little story.”
The Bald Manager looked at her suspiciously. “What story?”
Yun Youyou explained, “The CEO of a company was dissatisfied with the new toilet cleaner, so he decided to plant a bomb in the restroom. As a result, the septic tank exploded. The toilet cleaner, relying on her skilled waste-scooping techniques, fished the CEO out of the pit. Faced with such life-saving grace, the CEO decided to give himself to her in marriage. In the end, the two of them held a happy wedding ceremony right there in the restroom.”
Bald Manager: “…”
Xiao Wang: “…”
The two of them fell silent simultaneously, neither knowing what to say for a long time.
Finally, the Bald Manager turned around and began berating the employees.
“What are you all still standing here for! Get back to work right now! Is this story really that interesting? If I catch you slacking off again, just you wait and see how I deal with you!”
At the Bald Manager’s roar, the other employees quickly scattered.
Finally, the Bald Manager turned and glared at Yun Youyou.
“You, get back to the office too!”
Yun Youyou seemed a bit reluctant to leave, her misty eyes looking at the Bald Manager expectantly.
“Can’t I stay here?”
The Bald Manager snapped, “No!”
He had finally realized that leaving Yun Youyou out of his sight was far too dangerous.
If he left her in the restroom again, he feared the entire Company’s staff would lose their minds. He had to keep her right under his nose.
After reaching this conclusion, the Bald Manager cleared his throat.
“From now on, you’ll work in my office as my Secretary.”
Yun Youyou hugged herself warily, looking at the Bald Manager with suspicion.
“You’re not trying to… ‘casting couch’ me, are you?”
The Bald Manager: !!!
I’m already being driven to an early grave by your antics, and you think I want to seduce you?
The Bald Manager was so angry that his beer belly heaved up and down. “I’d sooner make a move on Xiao Wang than I would on you!”
Relieved, Yun Youyou stood up and patted Xiao Wang on the shoulder.
“A young man working hard out in the world alone needs to learn how to protect himself. You have to learn how to say no to your superiors.”
Xiao Wang: …
I-an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire.
Xiao Wang quietly shuffled a few steps to the side.
He could sell his integrity to his boss, but he certainly wouldn’t sell his virtue.
Seeing Xiao Wang silently distance himself, the Bald Manager grew even more infuriated.
Dammit, a bunch of complete idiots!
Yun Youyou went back to her original desk first to pack up a few things.
Su Zeyang and Su Zehan had been worrying about her the whole time.
Seeing Yun Youyou return, they held up the notes they had written long ago for her to see.
After reading them, Yun Youyou smiled and pointed toward the manager’s office.
“Don’t worry, I’ve been promoted. I’m the manager’s Secretary now. If you two need anything, just come find me over there. I’m heading over now.”
The two brothers nodded, watching Yun Youyou leave.
They hadn’t expected Sister Youyou to be promoted so quickly. The two of them would have to work even harder to earn their own promotions soon.
After Yun Youyou moved into the cubicle within the manager’s office, the bald male manager felt like his heart was failing just by looking at her.
*Swish.*
The blinds on the cubicle were suddenly lowered, blocking the view through the transparent glass.
Yun Youyou gave a doting smile and intentionally called out loudly toward the glass, “Manager, you really are quite shy!”
Sitting at his desk, the manager felt as miserable as if he had just been forced to eat filth.
Yun Youyou spent the entire afternoon slacking off.
As dinner time approached, Xiao Wang suddenly notified everyone of a meeting.
Yun Youyou knew this was the typical ‘virtue’ of certain leaders-choosing the most critical moments to hold a meeting.
All employees gathered in the meeting room on the third floor.
As the manager’s Secretary, Yun Youyou even managed to snag a seat near the front.
The manager stood at the front, talking incessantly about the Company’s future and corporate planning, constantly painting grand, empty promises for the employees.
“The Company doesn’t just belong to us leaders; it belongs to every single employee! We must give our all to the Company without expecting anything in return. Now, everyone close your eyes and envision the glorious future of our Company!”