Chapter 106
Chapter 106
Yun Youyou put on an act and lingered in the office for a while.
Only after everyone in the office had left did she sneak off to the restroom and change into the cafeteria lady’s uniform.
“Goodness, why are you so late today? If someone catches you, they’ll dock your pay for sure!”
The auntie who had taught Yun Youyou how to short-change people with the serving spoon last time couldn’t help grumbling when she saw her arrive only now.
Yun Youyou smiled sheepishly and took the big iron ladle from the auntie’s hand of her own accord.
“Auntie, why don’t you go rest for a bit? I’ll handle things here.”
Seeing how sensible Yun Youyou was, the cafeteria auntie immediately beamed. “Then I’ll go sit over there for a while.”
She had barely sat down when a man came over from the side.
He shouted at the top of his lungs, “We’re out of dishes! Hurry up and have the chef fry up a few more!”
Someone else said, “The chef went home ages ago. Where are we supposed to find one now?”
“I don’t care. Hurry up and find anyone to cook a few dishes, or I’ll flip this whole cafeteria of yours!”
A huge crowd of people who hadn’t managed to grab any food started jeering outside.
The people inside had no choice but to randomly find someone to go to the back and cook.
The cafeteria auntie resting off to the side was quickly targeted.
Before the words in his mouth could even come out, the cafeteria auntie shot to her feet with a whoosh and snatched the big iron ladle back from Yun Youyou.
“Fine. Then you go.”
The man’s gaze made a sharp turn and landed on Yun Youyou, who looked completely bewildered.
“But…”
“No buts. Whatever ingredients you need are in the back. Just fry up a few dishes.”
The man impatiently cut Yun Youyou off.
All right, then.
Looks like she had no choice but to bite the bullet.
Yun Youyou herself didn’t really mind. She only hoped everything would be fine with the restrooms today.
She lowered her head and sent another text to the two brothers, Su Zeyang and Su Zehan.
“While no one’s around right now, hurry up and go to the restroom. Otherwise you won’t get another chance later.”
The brothers who received the message both looked baffled.
Was the restroom going to explode later or something?
Although they had no idea what was going on, the two of them obediently went to use the restroom anyway.
Meanwhile, Yun Youyou ventured deep into the cafeteria’s back kitchen.
There were enormous iron woks, and basket after basket was piled full of ingredients.
Yun Youyou glanced around casually, then turned and opened a freezer that was more than a head taller than she was.
The moment she opened the freezer door, a pig’s trotter frozen hard as a rock came crashing down.
Nearly scared the ghost out of her.
Yun Youyou hurriedly leaned back, then bent down and picked up the trotter that had fallen to the floor.
Only after picking it up did she realize this wasn’t a pig’s trotter at all, but a section of a human calf.
As for how Yun Youyou knew it was a human leg, it was probably because pigs didn’t have azure dragons tattooed on them, right?
The freezer, billowing cold air, was packed to the brim with human flesh.
The fresh red streaks of blood had also been frozen into ice crystals, and a layer of white frost covered the ugliness underneath.
“How are the dishes coming? Are they done yet?”
Footsteps sounded from the front, and Yun Youyou shut the freezer door with a backhanded motion.
“Stop rushing me. They’ll be ready soon.”
Yun Youyou rummaged through the baskets of vegetables while rapidly thinking about what dish she was going to make.
With a loud sizzle, oil hissed in the wok.
She was running out of time.
Yun Youyou gave up on trying to do things properly and simply improvised, stir-frying several peerless delicacies.
“They’re done. Hurry up and take them out.”
Someone soon came in from outside.
Before carrying the dishes away, he stared at them in silence for a few moments. “What dish is this?”
“This dish has a lovely name. It’s called ‘We’re Both Melons, So Why Is Big Brother Sweeter Than Me?'”
The man scratched his head. “I don’t get it. Can you put it more simply?”
Yun Youyou said, “Simply put, it’s Bitter Melon Stir-fried with Watermelon.”
The man: ???
Was this something a normal person could cook up?
“What about this one?”
“This one is called ‘Daylight Knows Not the Darkness of Night.'”
“Simpler.”
Yun Youyou said, “Burnt Chinese Yam.”
The man: “…”
Forget it. It wasn’t like he was the one eating the food anyway. Perfect timing-he could use it to feed the pigs outside.
The moment the pigs outside saw it, they immediately started clamoring, “The cafeteria has new dishes? Hurry up and let me try some.”
The cafeteria auntie glanced at the pile of unidentified objects and, for once, her hand didn’t shake. She gave everyone a huge spoonful.
The two big platters were quickly emptied.
The employees were even a little overwhelmed by the favor.
Why was the auntie so generous today?
After they finished eating, everyone’s expressions changed instantly.
The taste was a little strange. It didn’t taste like something from the world of the living, but it didn’t taste like something from the underworld either.
If they couldn’t figure it out, they might as well take another bite.
As they kept eating, their butts suddenly started feeling wrong.
“Oh no. I think I’m about to transform into a Spray Warrior.”
Right in the middle of the meal, one employee suddenly clutched his butt.
The other employees looked at him in disgust.
“We’re eating, and you have to say that?”
The employee felt like rivers and seas were churning in his stomach. He hurriedly clenched his cheeks and speed-walked toward the bathroom with his toes turned inward.
The others had still been laughing at his misery.
“Ha! Look at how creepy he looks.”
They had barely laughed a few times before their own stomachs started feeling it too.
Hiss…
Everyone fell silent in unison, all clenching their butts with perfect tacit understanding.
After Su Zeyang and Su Zehan received Yun Youyou’s message, they obediently went to the bathroom.
They had just finished and were washing their hands at the sink when they saw a huge crowd of people with twisted, ferocious faces charging over from not far away.
“Did they turn into a Zombie?”
Su Zehan was so frightened that he hid behind Su Zeyang.
Did Sister Youyou put laxatives in the food?
“Normal people wouldn’t do something that wicked, right?”
After saying that, the two brothers silently exchanged a look, then said in unison, “If it’s Sister Youyou, it’s not impossible.”
Yun Youyou, who was still behind the cafeteria, immediately sneezed twice.
“Achoo!”
Yun Youyou rubbed her nose. “Who’s thinking about me?”
As the manager’s loyal little lapdog, Xiao Wang immediately ran to the Bald Male Manager’s office.
As it happened, Yun Youyou had just changed back into her own clothes and returned from the cafeteria.
Xiao Wang said, “Manager, many employees reported that there was something wrong with the cafeteria food today. After they ate it, they all got diarrhea. The bathroom is still completely clogged.”
The Bald Male Manager frowned slightly. “They’ve been eating it just fine before. Why did they suddenly get diarrhea today?”
Xiao Wang said, “It seems like they changed chefs today.”
The Bald Male Manager pondered for a moment.
“Go find today’s chef.”
Xiao Wang said, “Manager, after we find her, are we kicking her out?”
The Bald Male Manager looked at Xiao Wang in surprise. “Of course not. Go fire the original chef. From now on, have this new chef handle lunch. It’ll be perfect for getting the employees to eat less. Now we can save another huge sum of money.”
The Bald Male Manager patted his beer belly and walked off cheerfully.