Chapter 75

Chapter 75

Liu Ye: “…”

The Fiends: “…”

“Are you sure… this thing actually works?” Liu Ye asked, speechless.

“Well… we’re already here. Might as well try it,” Yellow Hair and the other Fiends said, suddenly not so sure themselves.

Liu Ye had no choice but to casually say, “Let me make a fortune!”

Crack!

The Statue split.

Liu Ye: “…”

The Fiends: “…”

“Hey, hey, hey! What’s that supposed to mean? Is it discriminating against me or what?!” Liu Ye shouted, flustered and furious.

The way Yellow Hair and the other Fiends looked at Liu Ye changed completely. Just how awful was this guy’s luck with money? Even the Wishing Statue couldn’t do anything for him.

“Teacher, why don’t you try making a slightly smaller wish?”

Liu Ye also felt that had to have been a coincidence, so he said, “Let me keep this job for a long, long time…”

Crack!

This time, before he could even finish speaking, the Statue split cleanly in two.

Liu Ye: “…”

The Fiends: “…”

The Statue: “…”

Liu Ye grabbed a dumbbell from nearby and was about to smash it down on the Statue. The crowd of Fiends beside him hurriedly grabbed hold of him.

“Teacher, spare the Statue! This is school property! If you smash it, there’ll be consequences!” Yellow Hair shouted in a panic.

Only then did Liu Ye put down the dumbbell, his face dark.

The Fiends stared at the Statue split in two on the ground, muttering to themselves inwardly.

Could they have gotten the wrong one? After all, this was their first time running into this thing too.

“How about we make a wish and try it?” Yellow Hair asked.

The Fiends nodded. Yellow Hair picked up the Statue and quietly made a wish.

“Make Liu Ye stop being our homeroom teacher!”

He didn’t dare make any big wishes, because if this thing went wrong, it really could kill someone.

In his mind, even if something happened with this wish, it wouldn’t count as anything too serious.

Besides, whether Liu Ye was their homeroom teacher or not didn’t conflict with his revenge.

Then a burst of yin energy erupted from the Statue. A red gleam flashed through its remaining half-eye, and words appeared on the sign in its hand.

“Wish granted!”

Yellow Hair was delighted. Now he finally wouldn’t have to suffer Liu Ye’s torment anymore.

With that thought, he put the Statue away. Who knew, maybe it would come in handy again later.

He turned to Liu Ye with a bitter smile and said, “Teacher, it looks like this whole thing was probably fake. Sorry for making you come all this way for nothing.”

“Oh, it’s fine. Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth, right? Through this activity, you should all understand that science and technology are the primary productive forces!”

As Liu Ye spoke, he led the students away.

Not long after they left, Xiaoshuai and Frog arrived there.

“Are you sure this mystery is relatively easy?” Frog asked.

“Relatively speaking, that’s all. How could these things possibly be one hundred percent safe?” Xiaoshuai said, speechless.

He truly had no idea how the guy in front of him had survived until now, nor did he know why the Fiend Investigation Bureau had sent this person here.

“We’re here!”

The two pushed open the warehouse door and arrived at the designated spot, only to freeze on the spot.

“Where’s the Statue?” Frog asked in shock.

“How would I know?” Xiaoshuai said, on the verge of a breakdown.

He was starting to wonder if he should go worship at some temple somewhere. Not a single thing that had happened lately had gone his way.

In the information he received, it had been specifically stated that this Statue would not move from its position. So why was it gone now?

One had to know, the other six mysteries were all seriously deadly.

Meanwhile, after Liu Ye and the others returned to the teaching building, Liu Ye was called away.

Yellow Hair and the other Fiends immediately grew excited. Looks like it had worked!
Before long, Liu Ye came back from outside, the smile completely gone from his face.

The moment Yellow Hair and the other Fiends saw him, they immediately had a pretty good idea of what had happened. Inwardly, they were practically dancing with joy.

“Students, I might… not be able to be your homeroom teacher anymore!” Liu Ye said gravely.

“Wahahahaha… Teacher, we can’t bear to see you go! Wahahahahaha…”

One Fiend was laughing so hard his pupils curved into little crescent moons. The result was that a whole group of Fiends dragged him to the back and gave him a brutal beating.

“Teacher, we can’t bear to part with you!”

“Boohoo, Teacher, please don’t leave!”

The Fiends all put on an act and cried a little. After all, they still had to keep up appearances.

But to their surprise, Liu Ye looked puzzled and said, “Who said I was leaving?”

“Huh?”

All the Fiends froze.

“Wait, didn’t you say you weren’t going to be our homeroom teacher anymore?”

“That’s right. I’m not going to be your homeroom teacher anymore. I got promoted. Starting today, I’m your dean of students!” Liu Ye clapped his hands and burst out laughing.

The Fiends: “…”

If… they remembered correctly, there was only one class in this entire teaching building.

So… he was still only in charge of their class!!!

“This is the wish you granted?!”

Yellow Hair grabbed the Statue by the neck and shouted through gritted teeth.

The Statue held up its little sign, its expression turning deeply aggrieved. Written on it were the words:

“I already tried really hard!”

“The point is, it was completely useless!” Yellow Hair snapped.

“It’s fine. I’ll help you. After all, I have a grudge against him too. I’ll tell you the locations of the other mysteries. You get him to go find them, and they definitely can… probably can… maybe can… have the slightest chance of killing him… right?”

Yellow Hair: “…”

“Fine. Tell me.”

Yellow Hair did not directly ask for the location of the Demon Classroom. Being too eager made you look desperate. This Statue was clearly not stupid; if it caught on to his weakness, that would be bad.

“East Campus Girls’ Dormitory, Room 311. The Ghost Doll is there. Go make him deal with it!”

Yellow Hair nodded, then called out to Liu Ye.

“Teacher! I have something to tell you!”

“What is it?”

“There’s a pervert stealing girls’ underwear in the East Campus Girls’ Dormitory!” Yellow Hair said.

“Why would he steal that kind of thing? If he wants some, he can just buy it himself,” Liu Ye asked, baffled.

“Teacher, you don’t understand. There’s a difference between the ones that have been worn and the ones that haven’t,” Yellow Hair said with a lecherous look on his face.

“I see. I understand now. But I still have one question,” Liu Ye said, his expression stern.

“What question?”

“Why do you know so much about this?”

“Why do I know so much…”

Yellow Hair instantly froze. Then he smiled awkwardly and said, “Teacher, if I said I heard it from someone else, would you believe me?”

Hearing that, Liu Ye revealed a kindly smile.

…

That night, by the flower bed outside the East Campus Girls’ Dormitory.

Liu Ye and a group of Fiends were hiding there. They had basically surrounded the entire area.

Inside one of the flower beds, all the Fiends were looking at Yellow Hair with extreme caution.

“Brother Bu, do you want to take care of that first?” one Fiend asked quietly.

“It’s fine. The mission comes first,” Yellow Hair mumbled indistinctly.

The surrounding Fiends looked at him, the corners of their mouths twitching. His originally handsome face had now swollen up like a pig’s head.

His eyes were almost swollen shut.

At that moment, all the Fiends silently shed tears in their hearts. Brother Bu had truly sacrificed far too much for this class!