Chapter 97
Chapter 97
Seeing the car damaged to this extent, Liu Ye said with some worry, “The car’s broken. We won’t be able to leave now.”
Wonderful!
Everyone on the bus, human and Fiend alike, was so happy they cried tears of joy.
Then Liu Ye took out his little bundle again and pulled out a hammer.
“It’s fine. We can just fix it!”
The car: “!!!”
In the next second, the car began repairing itself at high speed, Yin energy spewing out as if it cost nothing.
Not enough? No problem. Weren’t there still two lying on the floor?
The old man on the bus, who had been jolted awake by the repeated shaking, weakly opened his eyes and was just about to speak when a sharp pain struck his back. A thick tube stabbed into his body and began madly sucking away his Yin energy.
“You motherf-”
The old man’s body shriveled in an instant, and he fell unconscious again.
As for the car, it became good as new right in front of Liu Ye.
Liu Ye stared at it in astonishment.
“Th-this must be the legendary memory alloy! I saw it on TV a few days ago! Amazing! Technology really is advanced these days. When I have money, I’m buying one for my big brother too!”
The car: “…”
“Everyone, don’t worry. The car’s fixed. We can keep going!”
Humans and Fiends: “…”
Boohoohoo…
Liu Ye had just sat back down when Baolong crawled over.
“Bro! Uh, I know you know how to drive, but I just wanted to tell you what these things do. This is the brake, this is the gas…”
And honestly, Liu Ye’s memory was pretty good when it came to this sort of thing. Baolong only had to say it once, and Liu Ye remembered it. Thinking about it, that made sense. What boy didn’t like playing with cars?
Liu Ye stepped on the gas and set off again. And to be fair, from then on, his driving actually started to look the part. The humans and Fiends all let out sighs of relief. They should be safe from here on out.
Before long, they reached a stretch of road-only to find a traffic jam ahead. If Second Brother had been driving, this never would have happened. There would have been only their bus on the entire road. The problem was, Liu Ye was the one driving now.
But the people and Fiends on the bus were delighted. A traffic jam was great. This speed was perfect. They wouldn’t mind being stuck like this for a while longer.
“Hmm…”
Liu Ye rested his hand on the window, his eyes darting outside every so often.
Baolong cautiously looked over and discovered that Liu Ye’s expression had turned extremely ugly. Not only that, his hand kept twitching toward the gearshift, trying to throw it into sixth gear.
Everyone, human and Fiend alike: “…”
Could this be the legendary road rage?
Their hearts filled with bitterness. His driving wasn’t much to speak of, yet somehow he had every bad habit a driver could have.
Liu Ye glanced in the rearview mirror and saw that the old man and Second Brother’s faces had gotten even worse. He immediately grew anxious.
“This can’t go on. Old Master and Second Brother won’t last much longer!”
You’re the one who won’t last much longer! everyone silently grumbled.
“No. I’m taking a shortcut!”
Liu Ye turned the steering wheel, and the bus swerved straight off to the side.
“Don’t turn here!!!”
Humans and Fiends alike burst into tears. Where was he taking them? Help! Wasn’t anyone going to do something? This was kidnapping!
Bang!
The bus smashed through the guardrail again and went down along a mountain path.
“Bang, bang, bang…”
The uneven road sent their bodies flying up, down, left, and right. Their faces kept slamming into the ceiling and the windows beside them.
Blood smeared all over the glass, making the scene look especially horrifying.
“You’re going the wrong way!!!” the Child Fiend shouted from the back.
“Huh? Oh! Sorry about that!”
Liu Ye made another turn.
“We told you not to turn right away!!!”
Crash!
The bus charged sideways into a forest. Everyone, human and Fiend alike, watched helplessly as an enormous tree branch came straight at them.
“Get down!!!”
Everyone hurriedly ducked, and the branch instantly swept the roof clean off the bus.
“Waaah… What did we do wrong? Why are you doing this to us?!” someone in the crowd sobbed.
Clever Guy wore an expression that said, I knew it.
“No wonder this mission has such a low survival rate. Figures!”
Office Worker saw that both the people and the Fiends were in terrible spirits, and immediately realized his chance had come.
If he could calm them down, this group would surely follow his lead from now on. Maybe those Fiends would even help him.
He knew for a fact that some people had a Fiend following at their side and instantly became high-level players.
At that thought, he immediately stood up and said in a clear voice, “Everyone, don’t panic. As long as we work together-”
Bang!
A tree branch swept straight over and smacked him in the face, knocking him down on the spot.
The crowd and the Fiends: “…”
Why the hell are you trying to show off right now?!
Just then, the vehicle hit a bump, and two mental-patient Fiends were flung straight out.
All they heard was-
Smack!
With a single sound, they hit the ground and shattered to pieces! Then they turned into yin energy and dissipated.
The humans and the Fiends stared at the scene in terror.
The few Fiends who had originally been planning to jump out of the vehicle immediately hugged the humans beside them tight.
At this point, no one cared about the barrier between humans and Fiends anymore. If there was something to hold on to, they were not picky in the slightest.
While everyone was praying they could land safely, Baolong felt someone tap his shoulder. He looked up and saw Liu Ye holding a map as he asked, “Bro, is there a hospital around here?”
“Ah, the hospital, right? You need to first… Wait a second!”
They all suddenly looked at Liu Ye. If he was standing in front of them, then… who was driving?
“No!!!”
Boom!
The vehicle instantly took flight.
At the foot of the mountain, a drunk man was holding his car keys and unlocking the door. Beside him, his wife said worriedly, “Are you sure you can drive after drinking?”
“Oh, it’s fine. How much did I even drink?” The man waved it off carelessly.
The words had barely left his mouth when he saw a vehicle spin seven hundred and twenty degrees through the air right in front of him. From time to time, things even flew out of it.
The man froze for a moment, then rubbed his eyes hard.
“Holy crap, maybe I really did drink too much today. I actually just saw a racing car doing stunts. Honey, you should drive-”
He turned around and saw his wife looking utterly horrified…
Up in the air, the unconscious old man suddenly woke up. For some reason, he suddenly felt the wind was especially noisy today. Then, when he opened his eyes and saw clearly…
“Holy shit!”
Splat!
…
A few minutes later, Liu Ye rubbed his head hard, thinking that had been way too exciting.
He lowered his head and took a look, only to discover he was lying on top of a gorilla. Its mouth was opening and closing…
Steward Wang: “Liu Ye, you mother*****”
He had finally managed to save up enough energy again and had been planning to come out and take vicious revenge on that bastard Liu Ye. But the moment he appeared, he had an intimate encounter with Mother Earth.
As a Fiend, he should not have been afraid of something like that. But somehow, for no apparent reason, he had taken damage!
The next second, he felt a wave of suction.
“No, wait, wait, wait-”
Before he could finish speaking, he was sucked back into Liu Ye’s necklace.
Liu Ye stared at everything in front of him in astonishment.
“It’s that amazing? What kind of technology is this? Oh, right, is this called a safety air… air biscuit? No wonder that fellow townsman gave this to me back then. This thing saves lives! And it can be reused too!”
Liu Ye hurriedly hid the jade pendant away. This was a real treasure.
When he turned around, he saw the others and the Fiends sprawled all over the place in a chaotic heap. A few were even hanging from trees.
Liu Ye quickly went over to check on them, then was pleasantly surprised to find that they were actually all still alive!