Chapter 148
Chapter 148
Chen Daji sighed repeatedly after hearing Old Sixth Hui’s story.
“Fuck! So being ugly really can get you killed!”
After speaking, he kept sneaking glances at Eighth Master Chang.
That infuriated Eighth Master.
“What’s that supposed to mean, you little bastard?!”
“Once I thaw out, I’ll beat you senseless!”
Hemp-clad Grandmother laughed coldly.
“Hehehe! Little Eighth of the Chang Family, just who are you planning to beat?”
Eighth Master Chang surrendered instantly.
“Elder Sister Hemp-clad, my meager ability is only good for catching toads. Who could I possibly beat?”
“I was boasting. Just boasting…”
Chen Daji snickered. Winking mockingly at Eighth Master Chang, he continued helping thaw him.
“Eighth Master, do you think Zhong Kui can beat the Eight Valiant Generals?”
Eighth Master Chang let his head droop and answered in a muffled voice.
“You worry about more pointless shit than a man salting an already salty turnip.”
“Those bullshit Eight Valiant Generals are only fierce against people like us.”
“Put all eight together, and they still wouldn’t fill the gap between Lord Zhong’s teeth!”
Elder Monk Kongchan also spoke.
“Namo Amitabha.”
“The Sage Lord subdues the ghosts with his might and awes all directions.”
“The mere Eight Valiant Generals naturally pose no difficulty.”
As he spoke, a tremendous crash sounded. Eight black coffins fell from the sky and landed directly in the middle of the courtyard.
Fortunately, Chen Daji reacted quickly and pulled Eighth Master Chang aside.
Otherwise, still frozen into a lump, Eighth Master would have been crushed beneath a coffin.
Zhong Kui’s voice sounded, though he was nowhere to be seen.
“Young master physician, I have swallowed the wandering ghosts alive.”
“I will take the girl’s soul directly to the underworld and arrange for her reincarnation.”
“The matter here is settled. We part now!”
“One word of advice: the Summoning Art must not be used lightly.”
Hua Jiunan saluted the empty air with cupped fists.
“This junior thanks the Sage Lord for his help.”
Zhong Kui’s voice receded until it was barely audible.
“There is no need for thanks, young master physician. If you one day break through the mystery of the womb, remember the bond formed today!”
Only after they were certain Zhong Kui had truly departed did Chen Daji rise and circle the eight black coffins in the courtyard.
“What’s Boss Zhong thinking? Why’d he bring the coffins here too?”
“Fatty Zhao, there are enough coffins here for both our families!”
Zhao Fei glared irritably at Chen Daji.
“Fuck off!”
“Keep them for yourself!”
Hemp-clad Grandmother, however, took a great interest in the eight black coffins.
After studying them with eerie chuckles for a while, she slowly spoke.
“These are all treasures!”
“Grandmother will put them to excellent use!”
Chen Daji’s curiosity exploded again.
“Grandmother, what do you want the coffins for?”
Hemp-clad Grandmother pointed with her tobacco pipe. The eight black coffins rose into the air and flew toward Hemp-clad Mountain.
“Kekeke! What do you know, little bastard?”
“The Eight Valiant Generals refined these black coffins for a thousand years. Yin energy permeates every inch of them.”
“I’ll place them in my tomb to help your wives cultivate.”
“When you die, one can even serve as your bridal chamber!”
Chen Daji stared blankly.
“Really?”
“This thing can be a bridal chamber?”
“Should I have my dad pay to renovate the coffin?”
“A man has to keep up appearances, after all…”
Chen Fu was speechless with fury.
“Fine, I’ll renovate it for you!”
“I’ll install a ceiling, lay flooring, and put in a double bed!”
“Want a toilet too? Better make it a small one.”
“I’m afraid a big toilet would flush you away with your own shit!”
Chen Daji ignored the latter part of his father’s tirade.
He stole glances at the beautiful Red-Dressed Female Ghosts and thought to himself.
*A double bed doesn’t seem big enough…*
Just as Chen Daji sank into lovely fantasies about his life after death, Chang Huaiyuan arrived in a rush, dressed in robes white as snow.
“Young master physician, something terrible has happened!”
“The reverse scale I gave you before shattered just now!”
Hua Jiunan was horrified. “Xu Fangcao!”