Chapter 159
Chapter 159
Phoenix watched them in confusion.
He did not understand these strange new things of the mortal world, so he could only observe in silence.
The Black Wind Cult Leader shot him an annoyed glare, the sort one might give a romantic rival, then said to Lu Goudan, “As long as you promise to keep me properly entertained, I’ll let him go.”
Lu Goudan was silent for a long while before asking, “Do you mean that?”
The Black Wind Cult Leader said, “This Cult Leader always keeps his word. But you have to satisfy me, too.”
Lu Goudan licked his lips and gave a wicked smile. “I’ll definitely satisfy you. Whether it hurts or not, though, that’s another matter.”
He was handsome to begin with, born with a ruthless edge about him. When he said something like that, he looked all the more dangerously wicked.
The Black Wind Cult Leader could not help covering his mouth and letting out a coy little whimper. “Oh my, I really do love your type!”
As he spoke, he eagerly untied the ropes binding Lu Goudan.
Once Lu Goudan was free, he sneered and went straight for the Black Wind Cult Leader’s clothes.
The Black Wind Cult Leader was beside himself with excitement, all the while crying, “No, don’t, don’t.”
Phoenix watched, the corner of his mouth twitching. “…”
A burly, thickset man acting so shy and delicate-he did not understand.
And he did not understand what Lu Goudan was doing right now, either.
He had absolutely no idea what they were up to.
The human world was filled with so many bizarre things…
Once Lu Goudan had stripped the Black Wind Cult Leader almost completely, he roughly flipped him around and pressed him against the wall.
The Black Wind Cult Leader cried out in delight:
“Oh heavens! So domineering! So thrilling!”
“…”
The next second,
Lu Goudan grabbed a brick from nearby and smashed it against the back of the Black Wind Cult Leader’s head.
The Black Wind Cult Leader: “…”
Motherfucker!
The Black Wind Cult Leader slid down the wall and collapsed.
Lu Goudan said mildly, “I told you it would hurt.”
He quickly put on the Black Wind Cult Leader’s clothes, donned the leader’s mask, then stuffed the extra garments inside his outfit to bulk up his figure.
Then he untied Phoenix and whispered, “Don’t make a sound in a bit. Just follow me out.”
Phoenix nodded.
Lu Goudan pushed open the door, wrapped an arm around Phoenix’s waist, and swaggered out with him.
When the subordinates outside saw their leader making off with the beauty, none of them dared ask questions.
By the time they left the Black Wind Cult, Lu Goudan’s back was soaked through with cold sweat.
He found an empty alley, stripped off the leader’s clothes, grabbed Phoenix, and said, “Run! We have to get home now!”
Phoenix smiled helplessly. He truly had no idea what Ah Lu was busy with every day.
And for some inexplicable reason, he always ended up running all over the place with him…
By the time they returned to the thatched hut in the mountain village, night had already fallen. Lu Goudan, exhausted in both body and soul, flopped onto the bed in gloom.
-Another day without earning a single coin! How damn unlucky!
Why couldn’t he ever manage to sell Phoenix smoothly? Why did something unexpected have to happen every single time?
Phoenix sat down by the bed and asked with concern, “Ah Lu, what’s wrong? Are you unhappy?”
Lu Goudan was indeed unhappy.
He had realized that although a great beauty had practically fallen into his lap, he could not get the slightest benefit out of it…
Lu Goudan sighed and said with regret once again, “Why aren’t you a woman?”
Phoenix did not understand. “Is there a difference?”
Phoenix was only one thousand years old, extremely young, and those thousand years had been simple and pure. He did not even understand the difference between men and women.
Nor did he understand the difference between men and men.
Lu Goudan said, “Of course there’s a difference. If you were a woman, I could hold you while we sleep.”
Phoenix said, “I’m a man, but you can still hold me while you sleep.”
Lu Goudan: “…”
Lu Goudan said speechlessly, “You don’t get it. With a woman, you can do certain… certain pleasurable things.”
Phoenix fixed his gaze on him and asked, “You can’t do them with a man?”
“…”
Lu Goudan choked.
Certain images inexplicably surfaced in his mind. Lu Goudan’s face instantly burned, and his heart pounded like a drum.
Phoenix’s body had to be the most perfect in the world. Lu Goudan could imagine that if he really became intimate with him, the overwhelming pleasure he would gain from it would be enough to drown him…
He had always been a normal young man and had never thought in any abnormal direction before.
Now that the thought had suddenly occurred to him, he abruptly realized it was because Phoenix was simply too beautiful. Even a man with perfectly normal preferences would become abnormal after seeing him!
Phoenix was still looking at him, waiting for his answer.
Lu Goudan’s Adam’s apple bobbed. Stammering, he said, “Actually… actually, it’s not like you can’t… Want to try?”