Chapter 121
Chapter 121
Ghost Po: “!!!”
In all its years, it had never seen such a unique coffin before. It was instantly captivated.
Unable to hold back its curiosity, it floated over.
Real estate consultant Ye Piaoling beamed from ear to ear. “Well? Pretty distinctive, right?”
She attentively opened the coffin lid. “Come on, you can step inside and experience it for yourself. See if the space suits you?”
Ghost Po had never known what it felt like to lie inside a triangular coffin, and the thought made it itch with curiosity.
So it nodded and went in.
Bang!
Ye Piaoling slammed the lid shut.
At the same time, Di Xiulan stuck the final talisman onto the coffin lid!
Only then did house-hunting Ghost Po realize it had been tricked. It immediately began ramming the lid in fury, trying to throw open the coffin and rise up…
However, the coffin had been sealed by talismans. No matter how hard it slammed into it, the lid would not budge!
Once Ghost Po was boxed up and sealed away, the bats in the ancient tomb lost the support of that evil energy and all dissolved into smoke.
Joy appeared on everyone’s faces.
And just like that, the major problem was solved!
Ye Piaoling put the coffin into her storage pouch, and the group returned fully loaded.
After leaving the mausoleum, they found the old shaman waiting anxiously outside with the tribespeople.
The moment he saw Ye Piaoling, he was overjoyed. “Ancestor, you finally came out! Did you catch that evil ghost?”
“We caught it,” Ye Piaoling said with a nod. “From now on, you don’t need to be afraid anymore. No ghosts or monsters will hurt you here again!”
“Wonderful! Wonderful!”
The old shaman raised both hands toward the sky and sighed, trembling, “I knew there had to be a reason the Ancestor suddenly returned. She came to save us again!”
Back at the Cannibal Tribe’s settlement, the tribespeople were delighted when they heard the evil ghost had been captured. They had no idea how they could possibly thank the Ancestor and her friends.
It was noon, and the weather was scorching hot. Several young girls of the Cannibal Tribe hurriedly brought out fans to cool the honored guests.
Ye Piaoling thought of the cold air Ghost Po had been emitting all over, and inspiration suddenly struck.
“I know! Come on, I’ll treat everyone to some air-conditioning. Let’s cool off!”
As she spoke, she took out the coffin and placed it in the middle of the ground.
Cold wind kept seeping out through the cracks of the coffin, and the surrounding area instantly became much cooler.
Her four teammates: “…”
You really have squeezed every last bit of use out of Ghost Po.
The members of the Cannibal Tribe were all dumbfounded.
The old shaman asked curiously, “What is this thing? How can it be so cool?”
Ye Piaoling told them, “This is called an air conditioner. It blows out cold air to help beat the heat.”
The old shaman said in amazement, “What is it made from?”
Ye Piaoling said, “A coffin and that ghost. An all-natural air conditioner, powered by nature. Energy-saving and environmentally friendly.”
“What?!”
The old shaman was horrified and was about to retreat.
Ye Piaoling smiled. “Don’t worry. The ghost is sealed inside. It can’t get out.”
After saying that, she felt the air conditioner was set too low, so she knocked on the coffin lid in dissatisfaction and scolded, “Don’t slack off! Blow harder! Turn up the wind!”
Ghost Po: “…” Do you have any damn manners?
Seeing that the evil ghost truly could not escape, the old shaman finally relaxed.
Everyone happily sat around the coffin, enjoying the comfort of air-conditioning.
“It’s so cool!”
“Aba aba!”
…
Early the next morning, everyone prepared to leave.
The Cannibal Tribe was extremely reluctant to see them go.
They could not bear to part with the Ancestor and her friends, and they also could not bear to part with the air conditioner.
The air conditioner was truly amazing for relieving the heat. It was much more convenient than using fans.
Ye Piaoling said regretfully, “We have to take this air conditioner with us. But that ancient tomb isn’t dangerous anymore, and it’s very cool inside. You can renovate it into a summer resort.”
With that, she also took out all the meat, vegetables, dipping sauces, and snacks from her storage pouch and left them for the Cannibal Tribe.
“Oh, right. Don’t eat people anymore. People these days are full of bad water. If you eat them, you’ll get sick very easily.”
Ye Piao said to the old shaman with a solemn expression, “Just eat normal barbecue and hot pot instead. There are so many wild boars and pheasants in the rainforest. You can hunt those. Healthy and delicious!”
The old shaman said excitedly, “We will respectfully obey the Ancestor’s teachings!”
Then he turned and told the tribespeople, “Aba aba aba baba. (The Ancestor has spoken. From now on, don’t eat people anymore. To put it bluntly, that stuff isn’t even that tasty, and it’s easy to get sick from it!)”
The members of the Cannibal Tribe nodded repeatedly.
“Aba!”
The Ancestor definitely had their best interests at heart. If the Ancestor said not to eat it anymore, then they would stop eating it!
The old shaman led the tribespeople in expressing endless gratitude, escorting the five-person team all the way out of the jungle.
When it was time to part, the old shaman took a flower wreath from one of the tribespeople and presented it to Ye Piaoling.
“Ancestor, this wreath was woven by the young girls of the tribe with their own hands. Please accept it as a keepsake!”
The wreath was woven from green grass and fresh flowers, and it was very beautiful. Two bright yellow silk ribbons hung from it as well, making it look especially distinctive…
Good news, good news: the author is still waiting to test positive, has already been so frightened that they shot into the air, ran across rooftops and walls, and their current whereabouts remain unknown. Garbage updates for three days.