Chapter 137
Chapter 137
After hearing the whole story, Ye Piaoling exhausted every curse word she knew, from ancient times to the modern day, from China to abroad, and viciously tore into the Silly Prophet.
Then she snapped, “Where’s the antidote? Hurry up and hand it over!”
The Silly Prophet said, “The antidote had business at the palace. It should be on its way back by now. Host, please remain calm.”
Ye Piaoling: “…”
At that, Ye Piaoling began searching all over the bed.
The Silly Prophet asked, “What are you looking for?”
“My knife,” Ye Piaoling said anxiously. “Where’s my knife?!”
The Silly Prophet hurriedly flew to a safe distance and said, “Don’t be angry. You’re the Love of the Divine Tree! Your mission is to save the Eternal Life Origin Realm! You’ve already slept in Lord Divine Venerable’s bed. As long as you sleep with Lord Divine Venerable next, he’ll be completely yours and can save the world with you!”
Before it had even finished speaking, footsteps sounded outside. Di Xiulan had returned.
The moment the Silly Prophet heard it, it instantly turned into drifting sand and slipped out the window. “Good luck, Host! I’ll wait outside for your good news!”
Ye Piaoling: “You fucking-”
When the man walked into the bedchamber, he saw that the room had been meticulously decorated. Candles, red curtains-it was dressed up like a bridal chamber.
Di Xiulan lifted a brow.
What was she up to this time?
He walked to the bedside and saw the young woman wrapped in a little quilt, lying there with a perfectly composed air. Her face showed no extra expression at all.
Only two patches of soft red had bloomed on her cheeks, making her look both adorable and ridiculous.
Di Xiulan: ?
Ye Piaoling smiled faintly and said in a calm tone, “There’s a drink on the table. It’s called Happy Water. It tastes amazing. Hurry and try some.”
In that short span of time, she had already come up with a plan.
Based on this man’s usual behavior, if she tried to use him as the antidote, he would absolutely jack up the price on the spot. Who knew how much money he would try to squeeze out of her!
So the best solution was to trick him into drinking the Happy Water too. That way, not only would he provide his services for free, she could even push all the responsibility onto him afterward!
Why ascend to heaven alone when everyone could do it together? If she was going up, then they could all go up together!
Di Xiulan picked up the ice-cold cola and gave it a light sniff. His eyes flickered.
Not only did it smell strange, there was also a drug added to it?
His gaze fell back on Ye Piaoling, and amusement entered his eyes.
“You decorated my bedchamber like a bridal room and even prepared some Happy Water to set the mood… You’re quite skilled at this.”
Ye Piaoling: “…”
Ye Piaoling felt that even if she jumped into the Yellow River, she would never be able to wash herself clean. Her voice trembled as she swore, “Heaven above, I really didn’t decorate the room for this!”
Di Xiulan raised a brow. “Then what was it for?”
Ye Piaoling nearly burst into tears. “I got screwed over by that Silly Prophet!”
Di Xiulan: “…?”
Di Xiulan shook the cola in his hand. “You drank this?”
Ye Piaoling nodded through her tears.
Di Xiulan looked at her with a smile that wasn’t quite a smile. “Your current condition doesn’t seem very good. Looks like you’ll need my help.”
Ye Piaoling gnashed her teeth in hatred.
This dog of a man had actually smelled the additives in the Happy Water right away. There was no way she could trick him into drinking it now. But she absolutely could not admit defeat and fall into depravity!
So she closed her eyes and said with grim determination, “I don’t need your help. I can still hold on!”
“Oh?”
With a smile in his eyes, the man leaned down close to her and chuckled lowly beside her ear. “Can you really hold on?”
His warm breath and magnetic, seductive voice slipped into her ear, sending tingles through her.
Ye Piaoling: “…”
Ye Piaoling suddenly opened her eyes and burst into smug laughter. “Hahaha, you fell for it! I can’t hold on at all!”
With that, she pounced like a tiger on its prey and pinned the man beneath her on the bed…
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