Chapter 93
Chapter 93
Di Xiulan: “…”
A striptease?
He was speechless for a good while before he laughed. “Do you really dare to watch?”
Ye Piaoling nodded solemnly. “Babe, if you dare to dance, I dare to watch!”
The man curved his lips into a smile. Then, all of a sudden, he swept her into his arms and shot into the air with her.
“Hey, wait! What are you doing… Put me down!”
Ye Piaoling shrieked.
Held in Di Xiulan’s arms, her body was forced to spin. In the process, the sash of her robe came undone, and her outer robe and inner garment seemed to be controlled by some unseen force, peeling off one by one and flying away!
“Holy crap?” Ye Piaoling couldn’t help swearing. “I freaking told you to take off your own clothes, not mine!”
By the time she finished speaking, all that remained on her upper body was a dudou.
The red silk dudou set off the girl’s snow-white skin. Her delicate body looked so soft it made one want to reach out and poke it.
Di Xiulan’s eyes darkened for an instant. Then he released his hand, and she dropped back onto the bed.
Ye Piaoling immediately hugged herself and spat out a string of curses. “Di Xiulan, what the f-”
Before she could finish, the clothes that had flown into the air came falling down, landing squarely over her head.
Ye Piaoling: “…”
Her face flushed red as she furiously yanked the clothes off her head.
Di Xiulan was standing there perfectly dressed, his smile so devastatingly elegant it could topple cities. “Shall I keep dancing?”
Ye Piaoling yanked the bed curtains shut in a huff and cursed while putting her clothes back on. “You damn pervert!”
Di Xiulan looked at her in amusement. “You were the one who wanted to watch a striptease.”
Ye Piaoling: “So you danced while taking off my clothes?”
Di Xiulan: “Is there a problem with this prince’s method?”
Ye Piaoling swallowed back her anger. “No problem. How could there possibly be a problem with you? Haha… It’s all my fault. My fault for not explaining clearly enough, hahaha!”
After getting dressed, she lay down facing the wall.
And began drawing circles in her heart to curse him.
Di Xiulan chuckled softly with a sigh. “My patron is angry.”
“No matter. This prince has a way to make you happy.”
Ye Piaoling: ???
The next second, her body was suddenly flipped over, and her lips were sealed in a kiss.
Ye Piaoling: !!?
“Mm… mmph…”
Pinned beneath the man, she was kissed over and over again, bullied to his heart’s content like a little white rabbit caught in the claws of a big bad wolf.
After a long while.
Di Xiulan propped himself up slightly, his slender fingertips brushing the corner of her lips. “Happy now?”
Ye Piaoling: “…???”
She glared at him for a long moment, then asked in complete confusion, “Babe, what exactly makes you think messing with me like this would make me happy?”
Di Xiulan smiled. “When you offended this prince before, this was how you coaxed me.”
Ye Piaoling froze.
She remembered now. Back when Princess Di had been upset with her, she had indeed used a little kiss to make him forgive her…
So today, he had confidently and shamelessly paid her back with several dozen kisses, only worse?
Ye Piaoling wanted to curse him out, but she couldn’t find a reason to.
Di Xiulan looked at her and frowned. “Still not coaxed?”
Seeing that the man was about to keep “coaxing” her, Ye Piaoling instantly put on a radiant smile. “No, Your Highness, I’m fine now! I don’t hate you at all anymore, and I definitely don’t think you’re a pervert anymore… Um, could you let go of the hand pinching my waist now?”
Di Xiulan rubbed his lips and chuckled. “Do you still think that one thousand taels was a waste?”
Ye Piaoling: “Not at all! Not even a little. It was absolutely worth it!”
Di Xiulan: “Are you satisfied with this prince’s service?”
Ye Piaoling: “Satisfied! Very satisfied! If I could, I’d give you a five-star review!”
Only then did Di Xiulan release her. He lay back down beside her with an indifferent air and closed his eyes. “It seems this way of coaxing people truly is effective.”
Ye Piaoling: “…”
I freaking…
When you can’t take it anymore, take it some more.
Ye Piaoling swore in her heart that once this old lady finished her hundred missions and ascended to the heavens, she would summon lightning to blow up his sinful bed!
…
In the days that followed, Ye Piaoling maintained a steady routine: attend classes and cultivate, make money after school, visit her grandmother to eat and chat, and go to Chonghua Palace to sleep and recharge…
Everything was steadily improving.
Even the theoretical studies elder had, for some unfathomable reason, stopped assigning homework.
One day, Ye Piaoling was passing through the market when she happened to glimpse a little booklet with a yellow cover on a bookstall: Secret Arts of the Bedchamber for Men and Women.
Ye Piaoling’s eyes lit up.
Secret arts of the bedchamber? And for men and women?
Who wouldn’t want to buy a book with a title like that?
Ye Piaoling pointed at it and asked, “Boss, how much is this book?”
“Twenty copper coins.”
“Deal!”
Ye Piaoling bought it without the slightest hesitation.
After counting out the coins, she handed them to the bookstall owner.
Just then, a hand suddenly reached out from the side and took the little yellow book away.
“I want this one.”
Ye Piaoling turned and saw that the person who had snatched the book was a young man with an air of noble extravagance.
The young man was dressed exquisitely and looked arrogant, clearly the pampered son of some wealthy family. An old servant followed behind him.
Ye Piaoling held out her hand. “Give me back the book. I’ve already paid for it. First come, first served.”
“You’re talking to me about first come, first served?”
The young man sneered. “Anything I set my eyes on is mine.”
“Which landlord’s idiot son are you, acting so completely ignorant of how high the heavens are and how deep the earth is?” Ye Piaoling said with a cold laugh. “You think anything you set your eyes on belongs to you? What, do you think you’re the emperor?”