Chapter 135

Chapter 135

After a long moment, the Evil Lord sighed. “I knew humans were greedy, but I never imagined you could be this greedy. You want to gain everything, yet you don’t want to pay any price at all…”

“Who says I’m not paying a price?” Xiao Chengxu looked perfectly composed, his filial piety reaching terrifying heights. “Just tell me the method for possession, and I can help you deal with my father. Isn’t that a price?”

The Evil Lord: “…”

The Evil Lord was speechless for quite some time before he finally couldn’t help asking, “Are all humans as filial as you?”

“Not necessarily,” Xiao Chengxu said with a modest smile. “Some people aren’t very filial. But in our Duke’s Mansion, our tradition has always been loving fathers and devoted sons.”

Xiao Chengxu warmly invited him, “Become my father. You won’t regret it.”

The Evil Lord rejected him in utter disgust. “Your father’s shell is too old. Absolutely not.”

“You are mistaken!”

Xiao Chengxu hurriedly tried to persuade him. “My father is still in the prime of his life. He doesn’t look old at all… As for whether he can perform, you don’t need to worry about that either. He just took in a new concubine the day before yesterday. He can definitely perform!”

The Evil Lord: “…”

Xiao Chengxu guaranteed it for him. “If you don’t believe me, after using his body, you can test it yourself! If you’re unsatisfied, I can find the Divine Physician to help condition your body. I guarantee you’ll stand strong and have no trouble handling several women in one night!”

As he was speaking, Duke Anguo strode into the courtyard.

Xiao Chengxu pointed at him excitedly and introduced him, “Look, that’s my father!”

The Evil Lord looked over.

He saw a plump old man with a shiny face, puffing out his belly as he marched over with great swagger.

Xiao Chengxu smiled. “Well? Not bad, right?”

The Evil Lord only took one look before smoke practically poured from his head in rage. He spat out a single word viciously:

“Scram!!!”

A garbage shell like that dared be offered to this lord?

Who exactly did he think he was insulting?!

After furiously cursing that one word, the Evil Lord transformed into a cloud of angry-shaped black smoke and vanished with a whoosh.

Duke Anguo strode into the room.

Xiao Chengxu quickly rose and bowed. “Father.”

At the same time, he lowered his eyes, hiding the disgust in them.

This is all your fault for never managing your figure. Even an evil demon looks down on you. Now you’ve ruined my chance to become crown prince…

Duke Anguo looked around. “There was a figure in your room just now. Who was that?”

Xiao Chengxu said, “It was a demon. It wanted to possess me and use my body. It even promised to help me ascend the throne… Naturally, your son disdained to associate with evil demons, so I drove it away.”

“What?” Duke Anguo’s eyes widened. “He said he could make you emperor?”

Xiao Chengxu nodded.

“Then why didn’t you agree to him?!”

Duke Anguo slapped his thigh in panic. “If you became emperor, wouldn’t I become Emperor Emeritus? Why would you reject such a wonderful thing?”

Xiao Chengxu: “…”

After Duke Anguo finished speaking, he anxiously rushed out of the room and waved in the direction where the black smoke had disappeared, calling, “Hey, come back! My son agrees! He’s willing to let you use his body! Hurry up and come back!”

“…”

But the Heavenly Po of the Evil Lord had long since flown away in disgust.

He truly couldn’t take it anymore…

This kind of deep father-son affection, this loving father and filial son bond of the mortal world-he had no interest in continuing to watch it. After all, it was far too touching!!!

…

After Ye Piaoling returned to Dali, she counted the days. The goal of sleeping on the Regent King’s Bed one hundred times was finally within reach!

On the day she completed the mission, the Regent King happened to have business in the palace.

To celebrate finishing the task, Ye Piaoling specially brought a lot of fruit, snacks, and decorations to Chonghua Palace, then redecorated the Regent King’s Bed from top to bottom!

Life needed a sense of ceremony!

She arranged the midnight snacks to the side, changed the bed curtains to brand-new rainbow-colored gauze, hung strings of glittering little bells above it, and lit beautiful candles nearby. She decorated the place until it looked just like Christmas!

Looking at her masterpiece, Ye Piaoling nodded in satisfaction.

Ascending to heaven required this kind of festive atmosphere!

Then she solemnly climbed onto the bed, lay down, and began calling the System:

“System, System! This is the hundredth time! I’ve lain on the Regent King’s Bed a full one hundred times. From this day forth, his bed belongs to me. I’ve collected the full Regent King four-piece set, so now I can ascend to heaven!”

Sand Sculpture System: “Quack, quack, quack! Congratulations, host, on completing the mission! You are about to ascend to heaven. Is the host ready?”

Even now, Ye Piaoling still had no idea what this so-called ascension to heaven actually entailed…

She took a deep breath, her heart excited and her hands trembling. “I’m ready! Begin takeoff!”