Chapter 112
Chapter 112
“No! I won’t allow you to do something so twisted!”
After a moment of stunned silence, Ye Piaoling declared with righteous indignation, “Huahua is my good friend. We absolutely can’t use him as bait! If we’re going to feed anyone to it, feed it Little Liangliang first. Give him a chance to shine for the team… If it’s still not full after eating him, then throw Elder Lu in.”
Di Xiulan: “…”
I was only joking. If anyone here is twisted, isn’t it you?
As the night deepened, everyone returned to their tents to sleep.
Hua Wuhuang had just lain down fully dressed when Lu Yin lifted the tent flap and walked in.
“Wuhuang, my tent has a draft. I’ll have to borrow your place for the night.”
Hua Wuhuang shot upright. “Get out.”
Lu Yin said, “I’m not lying. Go look if you don’t believe me.”
Hua Wuhuang went out to check, and sure enough, Lu Yin’s tent had a long gash torn through it.
It looked as if it had been sliced open by a sword.
Hua Wuhuang’s mouth twitched violently.
This lunatic. He had obviously done it on purpose!
Lu Yin walked up behind him and said solemnly, “It’s only sharing a tent. Please have some faith in my character. I won’t do anything to you.”
Hua Wuhuang sneered.
What character could a madman possibly have? But since they had left on a mission, it was true that Lu Yin wouldn’t dare do anything reckless.
Hua Wuhuang ignored him and returned to his tent.
Since he didn’t refuse again, Lu Yin took it as tacit consent and followed him in with a curl of his lips.
Xiao Changye, who had witnessed everything: “…?”
So everyone else got to sleep two to a tent, and he was the only lonely soul without even someone to warm his bed!?
Once again, Xiao Changye felt like he didn’t fit in.
Everyone else had someone to sleep with. Only he didn’t!
Unwilling to accept this, his gaze fell on the Great Roc not far away.
The Great Roc had already shrunk to a little taller than a person and was crouched nearby, preening its feathers.
“Hey, you big dumb bird,” Xiao Changye called, beckoning to it. “Come here. Attend Us in bed!”
The Great Roc turned its head. Seeing that someone had invited it to sleep in a tent, it happily accepted at once.
It spun around and charged into Xiao Changye’s tent with a long cry…
Then kicked Xiao Changye right back out!
Xiao Changye: “!!?”
Before he could even react, his entire body flew out of the tent in an arc.
He landed on the grass, then crawled up and faced the starry sky alone.
“There is no law anymore…” Xiao Changye gnashed his teeth in fury, scrambled to his feet, and charged into the tent. “You insolent thing! We are the emperor! Believe it or not, We will execute your entire clan!”
But the Great Roc was already dozing on the bed, sprawled out like an old hen sitting on eggs, occupying the whole thing from end to end.
Xiao Changye roared, “Get up! That is Our bed!”
The Great Roc didn’t move a feather. It simply kept its eyes shut and slept soundly.
“We told you to get off!” Xiao Changye, frantic with rage, stepped forward and shoved it. He pushed for ages, but it didn’t budge an inch.
Fuming from all seven orifices, Xiao Changye lay down on the ground.
He was the mighty Son of Heaven of Dali, yet in the end, he didn’t even have a bed and could only sleep on the grass?
Xiao Changye closed his eyes in humiliation and drifted off in resentment.
The next day.
The exploration team set off again.
As soon as they entered the rainforest canyon, they received an enthusiastic welcome from the snake clan.
Takeout had arrived. Time to eat!
Dozens of venomous snakes attacked from different angles. Spiritual power couldn’t be used here, and the group instantly fell into danger!
Ye Piaoling drew her blade and shielded Di Xiulan behind her. “Your Highness, all you know how to do is stand in place and unleash giant waves, but there are no giant waves for you to unleash here, so you have to stick close to me!”
Before she finished speaking, Di Xiulan pulled her into a beautiful spin, dodging the tongue a venomous snake shot at them.
Ye Piaoling: ???
With footwork that slippery and unpredictable, you still claimed you could only stand still and unleash giant waves?
In that instant, a certain woman realized she had been tricked again…
But now wasn’t the time to argue. With a swing of the Pinxixi Heart-Demon Blade, she began slaughtering the swarm of snakes.
On the other side, Xiao Changye was dodging left and right around a large tree.
Although his martial arts weren’t much to speak of, his skill at avoiding assassination was first-rate in this world. With one move of circling the pillar like the King of Qin, he had polished his footwork to perfection.
The venomous snakes chased and chased, but they just couldn’t bite him. Come on, wasn’t that infuriating?
After fifteen minutes, the snake swarm finally gave up and slithered away in all directions.
This takeout was too troublesome. Forget it. They wouldn’t eat.
Hua Wuhuang had been bitten on the shoulder. He immediately sat down on the ground, regulated his breathing, and circulated his internal energy, trying to force out the venom.
“This is bad! His blood has already turned black!” Ye Piaoling said. “He won’t make it in time like this. The poisoned blood has to be sucked out!”
Without the slightest hesitation, Lu Yin knelt down, tore open Hua Wuhuang’s collar, pressed his lips to the wound, and sucked out a mouthful of poisoned blood. He spat it aside, then sucked out a second mouthful…
At the sight, Xiao Changye’s eyes went as wide as bronze bells.
The Marquis of Cangwu sucking blood for his fiancée looked rather… vivid and alluring!
Ye Piaoling reached out and covered his eyes. “Don’t look. Not suitable for minors.”
After sucking out more than a dozen mouthfuls, Hua Wuhuang’s blood finally returned to normal. Only then did Lu Yin stop, though his face had also gone rather pale.
During the process, he had inevitably been poisoned as well.
Hua Wuhuang’s teeth ground audibly. He would rather this lunatic not bother saving him at all. But when he turned and saw that Lu Yin’s lips had already turned black, his expression changed. “Are you all right?”
Lu Yin shook his head and smiled. “I’m fine. As long as you’re all right.”
Suddenly, another small snake appeared from who knew where. It slipped in through the hem of Lu Yin’s robe and crawled upward.
Hua Wuhuang hurriedly reached out and, quick as lightning, grabbed it, clenching it hard in his palm.
In an instant, Lu Yin’s face turned even paler.
Through gritted teeth, he said, “Y-you… let go…”
Hua Wuhuang looked at him in confusion. ??
Cold sweat poured from Lu Yin’s forehead as he said in a trembling voice, “You grabbed the wrong thing…”