Chapter 153

Chapter 153

Xiao Changye sneered.

As expected, there was always someone coveting his imperial underpants…

Good thing he had come prepared.

Xiao Changye pulled a pair of underpants from his sleeve and flung them at the man.

“Open your damn dog eyes and look carefully. Is that a dragon or not?”

Ever since returning from the Cannibal Tribe, Xiao Changye had learned his lesson. Whenever he went out now, he carried several pairs of underpants with him, just in case.

Calamity Heart Azure Dragon took them and looked. On the bright yellow underpants, a dragon totem was embroidered in plain sight…

So this young man really was one of his own kind!

Azure Dragon’s nose stung, and he nearly shed tears of excitement.

So he wasn’t alone after all. He had kin!!!

Silly Prophet stared at them speechlessly.

Was this how people recognized long-lost relatives nowadays?

How scientific.

Just then, the sound of a coffin lid being pushed open suddenly came from the inner chamber.

Silly Prophet said in delight, “They’re awake!”

When Azure Dragon realized Di Xiulan was about to come out, his expression changed drastically.

Oh no. He absolutely could not let him recognize him!

He hurriedly warned them, “Family, whatever you do, don’t say I’m a dragon! Say I’m a fish. Just a fish. Got it?”

With that, he tossed away the underpants in his hand and quickly righted the fish tank.

Seeing that all the water had spilled out, he frantically poured in a nearby pot of tea.

Then he bent over and plunged his head into the tank.

Xiao Changye stared at him, so shocked he was practically dumbfounded.

What kind of insane maneuver was this?

But in the very next instant, the man in black transformed entirely into a Koi and began swimming through the water.

The door to the inner chamber opened, and Ye Piaoling and Di Xiulan walked out hand in hand.

Ye Piaoling’s hair had already been tied up. It no longer whipped about wildly like it had when she was possessed, and the world-destroying evil aura around her was gone as well. She had completely returned to normal.

Seeing this, Silly Prophet said happily, “You’re all right now?”

Ye Piaoling nodded. “I’ve tested negative.”

Silly Prophet immediately flapped its wings and applauded.

Seeing this, Xiao Changye clapped along too.

Although he had no idea what the Damn Woman was talking about, clapping along was definitely the right move.

Ye Piaoling looked at Xiao Changye and smiled warmly. “You’re here too?”

This little burden was family, born of the same twin source as her.

Xiao Changye said politely, “I was worried about Master and Fairy Sister, so I came to check on you.”

Ye Piaoling nodded. Then her gaze shifted-and suddenly stopped.

There was actually a pair of… underpants on the floor?

Bright yellow, embroidered with a dragon. They were obviously Xiao Changye’s underpants!

Ye Piaoling’s expression twitched.

The look she gave Xiao Changye instantly turned complicated.

You ran into someone else’s house and took your underpants off wherever you pleased? What is wrong with you?

Di Xiulan noticed them too.

His eyes darkened at once.

While he and his wife had been being intimate in the room just now, this little brat had been outside taking off his underpants?

Di Xiulan stared at Xiao Changye and said in a low voice, “What is the meaning of this?”

Seeing their reactions, Xiao Changye knew they had misunderstood, and in that instant, he wanted to die.

“No! It’s not what you think!”

Xiao Changye said in a trembling voice, “I didn’t take off my underpants. The pair on the floor is a spare I carry with me…”

Ye Piaoling: “…”

Di Xiulan: “…”

Xiao Changye said anxiously, “I brought several more. If you don’t believe me, I’ll show you!”

With that, he gritted his teeth and pulled all the underpants out of his storage pouch.

“See? I wasn’t lying!”

Seeing this, Silly Prophet began cawing with laughter.

All of a sudden, it felt that choosing the wrong host had actually been a blessing. Compared to the Hatred of the Divine Tree, this Love of the Divine Tree seemed to have even more problems with his head!

If they really had to rely on him to save the world, then when he fought the Evil Lord in the final battle, wouldn’t underpants go flying everywhere the moment he started attacking?

That scene would be far too beautiful…

Silly Prophet simply did not dare imagine it.

Ye Piaoling was somewhat speechless too. She could not understand why this guy would carry so many pairs of underpants with him.

Someone who didn’t know better might think he sold underpants for a living.

Di Xiulan said coldly, “Put them away. Now.”

Xiao Changye answered and hurriedly tucked the underpants away with great care.

He also quickly picked up the pair on the floor and stuffed it into his storage pouch.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glared resentfully at the Koi in the fish tank.

It was all that carp spirit’s fault. It had made him embarrass himself so badly!

Xiao Changye wanted to take the carp back and cook it to vent his anger, so he asked Ye Piaoling with a grin, “Sister, can I have this fish?”

Ye Piaoling was a little surprised. “There are plenty of fish in the palace. What do you want it for?”

Xiao Changye said, “This fish is different. It transformed just now!”

“It transformed again?” Ye Piaoling asked. “What did it turn into?”

“It turned into a…”

Xiao Changye looked toward the Koi. In the fish tank, the Koi was wildly shaking its head and swishing its tail at him, begging him to keep its secret.

Xiao Changye snorted and said with a smile, “It turned into an idiot!”

Only then did the Koi breathe a sigh of relief.

Ye Piaoling froze for a moment, then said in surprise, “It was already an idiot. Did it really need to transform for that?”

Di Xiulan walked up to the fish tank and lowered his eyes to look at the Koi inside.