Chapter 100

Chapter 100

Qiao Yu raised his hand straight up. At some point, long nails had grown from his fingers. He swiped once at the clawing, snarling Doctor Ghosts in front of him, and the Ghost went flying like a tattered rag.

He stared blankly at his nails, which gleamed with a cold light, while his mind screamed 9999999.

He wondered whose fingernails were stronger, his or Ren Yan’s.

The only downside was probably… why were these nails gray?

He spread his palm and rotated his wrist.

Mm. Gray-nail fungus. One infected nail spreads to two.

What do you do about it? Rip the whole nail off!

Just like that, Qiao Yu swiped left, then swiped right, smacking those Ghosts away one after another. Then he hopped, stiff-legged, all the way to the director’s office door and bumped it with his head.

There was nothing else he could do. His entire body was rigid, and zombie arms did not bend.

“Director, are you there? It’s me, Nurse Qiao.”

Qiao Yu’s voice was very gentle, but the Director Ghost inside shuddered.

I know you’re Nurse Qiao!

The Director Ghost sat in his chair and gave himself a brief mental pep talk. Without getting up, he asked through the door, “What is it?”

“Director, may I work two jobs?”

Director Ghost: “…”

He knew it!

This guy never came for anything else.

“No. The higher-ups won’t allow it.”

The voice from inside the room came through clearly. Standing outside the door, Qiao Yu tilted his head in confusion.

What did he mean by “higher-ups”?

Forget it. He would try a different angle.

“Then may I ask what a doctor’s monthly salary is?”

“…One hundred and ten thousand.”

“I want to be a doctor!”

Director Ghost: “…”

Fuck!!!

He knew, he knew, he knew, he just knew it…

Suddenly, the Live Stream Room reconnected at that exact moment.

The viewers waiting in the Live Stream Room looked up, and every last one of them froze.

On-screen, the streamer was dressed in an official robe and a Qing-style hat with a peacock plume. A few very modern-looking pale yellow bangs fell over his forehead. His face was fair, his eyes pitch-black, and when he spoke, his mouth opened and closed, faintly revealing the tips of sharp little canine teeth…

Although he was currently a zombie, he did not look like one from a traditional zombie movie.

This was a zombie with an extremely high face score…

-Aaaaaah, everyone move! I’m going to flirt with him using my Level 4 English. Handsome guy, what’s your QQ?

-Everyone, hurry up and say he’s ugly! Hurry! Make him develop an inferiority complex, and then I’ll appear before him like a beam of light and begin our sweet, sweet romance.

-I may not have gone to college, but even I can tell you’re dreaming.

-Fuck, I’m so done with this man. He won’t let me kiss him, and he won’t call me baby.

-I’m a man, but he really is too good-looking. (running away in tears.jpg)

-My love brain is about to grow out. Someone wake me up.

-Li Xiaoqin: Your standards are too low. The Love-Brain Tribe does not welcome you.

-Hahahaha…

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-Pfft, I’m dying. Are you awake now?

-Sister Li, give up your position as chairwoman of the Love-Brain Tribe. He’s more suited for it than you are.

-Hahahaha, I’m laughing myself into the sky…

By the time Qiao Yu came downstairs, he had already changed into a brand-new white coat. Pinned to his chest was a work badge that read: Intern Doctor: Doctor Qiao…

At the same time, after Qiao Yu came downstairs, the entire hospital returned to normal.

“Y-you-you… You actually went behind my back and got ahead through office casting-couch rules!”
A bold-faced accusation hit him head-on three seconds after the elevator doors opened. Qiao Yu looked down and pretended to tug at his cuff: “Ren Yan, please don’t slander me. Clearly I was promoted because I work hard and my boss appreciates me.”

Pen Spirit: “Bullshit! If you’re a friend, hurry up and share your casting-couch connections with me.”

Qiao Yu thought for a moment: “Then let’s not be friends. Let’s break up.”

“……Why?”

“Because if you encourage someone to study medicine, you’ll be struck by lightning.”

Pen Spirit: ??

What, you want me to thank you?

After Qiao Yu left, Pen Spirit yanked off the nurse’s cap from her head and rushed into the elevator.

Chief, huh? She got it now.

Pen Spirit huffed and reached out to press the button for the 7th floor.

What was that saying again?

“Afraid your buddy’s suffering, but also afraid your buddy’s driving a Range Rover.”

Pen Spirit is the classic case of being green-eyed.

She stood expressionless in the middle of the elevator, but there was no response.

After waiting about ten seconds, she got so angry she kicked the elevator door, then crossed her arms and went after Qiao Yu.

Elevator Ghost: “…”

Why is it always me who gets hurt??

After Qiao Yu got the intern doctor identity, the head nurse never ordered him to do anything again.

Truly gratifying and congratulatory.

Pen Spirit, who had chased after him, hadn’t forgotten the business at hand. She took out that piece of paper from her pocket and tossed it to him.

Qiao Yu looked at the crumpled paper lying in his palm, dumbfounded: “What, you’re getting back at me by making me throw away trash? That’s childish.”

Pen Spirit rolled her eyes at him: “You really are hopeless, can’t tell good from bad! I suggest you don’t throw it away; open it up and then we’ll talk.”

With that, she lifted her chin and walked off.

Qiao Yu blinked speechlessly, then unfolded the paper.

He’d been deliberately teasing Pen Spirit; there was no way he actually thought it was trash.

The opened paper clearly recorded the IDs of patients in each ward.

The strange thing was that it didn’t record any illnesses, but instead highlighted the superior parts of their bodies-like Luo Ziwei’s delicate features, Fan Jianqiang’s healthy heart…

No, only three people had their appearance described in detail: Hua Mulan, Luo Ziwei, and ‘Fake Xu Xian’.

But why do this?

What was the purpose?

Qiao Yu had a feeling this wasn’t anything good.

Also that phantom figure just now-just like in the last Instance, there was a folding of space… No, it felt more like space was merging?

Qiao Yu couldn’t figure it out. This Instance was really bizarre, the clues were all too vague…

Just then, a tall and slender figure came into view.

The person’s amber eyes held a warm smile. In their hands, they carried a bowl of steaming beef noodles held out to him: “Want something to eat?”

Shang Yan was here to make peace, having offended Qiao Yu badly earlier.

Plus, Qiao Xiaoyu was first-class at holding grudges…

Gulp.

Qiao Yu gulped, his gaze fixed intently on the straight… neck of the person before him.

Shang Yan, seeing he didn’t respond, nudged the noodles toward his mouth and started rambling: “Your position is like riding a rocket-you became an intern doctor so fast?”

Qiao Yu didn’t catch what Shang Yan said. He dazedly took the bowl of beef noodles, his eyes full of that striking white of the other’s neck.

Shang Yan didn’t notice. He grabbed a bottle of mineral water from the duty desk on the sixth floor, unscrewed the cap, and took a couple of sips.

Because of his movement, a lock of long hair slipped down beside his ear, the jet-black strands trailing along his neck and slipping into his collar.

Clang-

The beef noodles were dumped onto the floor, along with the unfinished bottle of mineral water, spreading out with a gurgle…