Slice of Life
The Grave We Share
On the third day after being diagnosed with Stomach Cancer, I chose a grave for myself.
They say the feng shui is especially good.
It’s supposed to bless me so that in my next life, I won’t be the real daughter everyone despises.
No one will steal my parents, my brother, or everything else from me.
No longer… unloved.
I burned my photos and clothes, erased every trace of my existence.
Then I slit my wrists, lay down in the bathtub, and waited peacefully for death.
But then the Cemetery Center suddenly called me:
“Miss Lu, we’re terribly sorry.”
“Two Agents accidentally sold the same plot.”
“This grave was also sold to another gentleman.”
“Would you… mind moving your grave?”
Advising Breakup Eight Hundred Times, Finally Drinking at the Best Friend’s Wedding
I tried to persuade my best friend to break up eight hundred times, but in the end, I attended her wedding and drank her wedding wine.
On the wedding day, I sat at the main table with the guy’s strategist, both of us checking our phones and comparing notes.
We realized that every time the couple threatened to break up, it was always the two of us who got dragged into it.
Our chat histories were eerily similar.
[We broke up. This time it’s for real.]
[But what about him/her? What should I do?]
Guy’s strategist: [Maybe you should change jobs. You’d make a great clown in a circus.]
Me: [Pay me some compensation.]
The Seven-Year Lie
On our seventh wedding anniversary, I found the plane tickets hidden in the drawer by Lin Yuezhou.
I thought he was planning a surprise for me, but when evening came, all I got was a sentence: he was going on a business trip.
Unable to sleep, I scrolled through social media and saw his first love’s post:
[Eighteen-year-old wish list-Go to Iceland with the one I love most to see the aurora. Today, it finally came true!]
The photo showed her kissing Lin Yuezhou under the northern lights.
I didn’t cry, nor did I message him to question anything.
After chasing after him for so many years, I’m truly exhausted.
Love on the Cliff
Because he was poor, Zhou Jinyan never brought up the subject of marriage.
That was until the day I saw him casually open a bottle of wine that cost as much as my entire annual salary.
It turned out that being born into royalty and living a life of luxury was the true Zhou Jinyan.
His friend asked, “Aren’t you tired of playing the pauper after five years? When do you plan to come clean with her?”
Zhou Jinyan flicked his eyelids open with nonchalance. “On the day of the engagement, I suppose.”
I didn’t get hysterical. On the day of his engagement, I boarded a plane and crossed the ocean.
I later heard that on the day of his engagement,
He suddenly had a change of heart midway, driving back to an old rental apartment.
When he saw that the place was empty and I was gone, he completely lost his mind.
Snow White’s Chains
I held my little sister’s hand as we crossed the street.
A police officer stopped me and asked, “Whose hand are you holding?”
I glanced at the empty space behind me and smiled.
From the moment I decided to become a criminal, I never thought of regretting it.
Unfaithful
My five-year unrequited love has come to an end.
It ended because Shen Chen’s “white moonlight,” Su Yue, has returned.
Half a month ago, on the first day of autumn, I made some stewed pear soup to bring to Shen Chen.
Shen Chen smokes constantly and never listens when I tell him to stop, so I’ve made it a habit to prepare stewed pears with fritillary bulbs for him whenever the seasons change.
When I arrived, Shen Chen opened the door shirtless.
As the door swung wide, the air in the room smelled thick and suggestive. The scent of body wash clinging to him was the very one we had bought together.
I looked down and immediately spotted a pair of round-toed, mid-heel shoes. They were cute, yet they felt like an eyesore.
“Who is it?” a sweet, cloying female voice called out from the bedroom.
Shen Chen took the pear soup from my hands. His eyes were filled with guilt, but he prioritized his options in an instant.
“It’s just delivery.”
My Boyfriend’s Unfinished Wish
I caught COVID. When my fever hit 102 degrees, I saw my boyfriend.
But he’d been dead for years.
That meant what I was looking at was a ghost!
I held up the talisman on my chest and screamed, “Evil spirits, get the hell away from me!”
“What a powerful spell!” He clutched his chest, stumbling back step by step.
Then, with slow and exaggerated movements, he collapsed onto the floor.
“Oh no, I’m done for… I can’t go on…”
I stared at him. “Are you… mocking me?”
He stood right back up. “Haha, totally got you!”
I rolled my eyes.
It was definitely him.
My boyfriend had been just as much of a dork when he was alive.
The Text That Cancelled My Wedding
I picked up my boyfriend’s phone by mistake, only to see a message his ex had just sent: “I forgot to take the morning-after pill that night.”
Those few short words left me chilled to the bone.
The night before last, I had a sudden bout of acute gastroenteritis. He was supposedly working overtime at the office, and I called him over a dozen times, but I couldn’t get through.
Enduring the piercing pain, I eventually took a taxi to the hospital alone at three in the morning.
As it turns out, the reason his phone was off and he never came home that night was that he was with his ex-girlfriend.
He Chose His Ex’s Cat Over My Cancer
On the day I was diagnosed with late-stage lung cancer, I lost the cat that Chi Zhou and his ex-girlfriend had raised together.
He said, “Xia Zhi, if you can’t find the cat, then don’t come back either!”
Later, I died out there and never returned to our home again.
After My Boyfriend Got Rich
When I first started dating Xie Mingchen, he had absolutely nothing to his name.
My friends all told me not to be a fool. They said that with my looks and background, I could find any wealthy man I wanted; there was no need to suffer alongside him.
Now that he’s become the high-flying President Xie, a darling of the venture capital world, those same people say I only won out because I made my move early.
They claim that with his current status, surrounded by women of every shape and beauty, I wouldn’t even stand a chance otherwise.
Even my mother has switched sides. She keeps telling me to lower my guard and learn how to act vulnerable. She warns me not to spend all these years with him only to end up with nothing.
I couldn’t help but snap back, “If he doesn’t bring up marriage, am I supposed to beg him for it?”
“That stubborn streak of yours is going to be your downfall!” My mother sighed, frustrated by my lack of initiative. “What else are you going to do if you don’t play along? Are you really going to let someone else enjoy the shade of the tree you planted yourself?”
I didn’t want to argue; I just felt wronged.
Why was it that in this long-drawn-out relationship, I was the one who did the hoping and the one who felt the disappointment? And now, I was still the one expected to drop hints and nudge him into finally taking action.