Slice of Life
Our Final Spring
The day I found out I had cancer.
He Wei frowned and said coldly to me, “Do you think anyone would be sad if you died? No one would feel bad about it.”
I said, “Whatever.”
Then I sincerely wished him, “I hope you’ll do as you say.”
After all, the year my brother died saving me, everyone looked at me and said:
“Why wasn’t it you who died?”
Later, I stood on the rooftop of the abandoned building where my brother passed away and jumped off.
But He Wei, why were you crying?
The Grave We Share
On the third day after being diagnosed with Stomach Cancer, I chose a grave for myself.
They say the feng shui is especially good.
It’s supposed to bless me so that in my next life, I won’t be the real daughter everyone despises.
No one will steal my parents, my brother, or everything else from me.
No longer… unloved.
I burned my photos and clothes, erased every trace of my existence.
Then I slit my wrists, lay down in the bathtub, and waited peacefully for death.
But then the Cemetery Center suddenly called me:
“Miss Lu, we’re terribly sorry.”
“Two Agents accidentally sold the same plot.”
“This grave was also sold to another gentleman.”
“Would you… mind moving your grave?”
Reborn to Ruin Him
The day I gave birth, the situation was critical.
I begged Zhang Shuai to sign the consent form for a C-section, but his mother wouldn’t allow it.
Through the door, he shouted anxiously, “Zhaozhao, try a little harder, you can definitely give birth naturally.”
In the end, I suffered an amniotic fluid embolism and both mother and child died.
When I opened my eyes again, I was back at fifteen.
Zhang Shuai stopped me at the entrance of the village: “Zhaozhao, I heard you’re going to Vocational School too?”
The Final Wish Diaries
In the first year after my divorce, I announced my retirement from the scene.
Everyone said I had gone mad after being abandoned by Lu Xiao.
Until one day, a Wish Blogger’s video shot to the top of the trending searches.
My video was split into seven episodes.
Those were the last fragments of my life, flashing by like a carousel.
The title of the first episode was:
[By the time you see this video, I will already be gone.]
Whoops, I’m Richer Than You All
On the night of my birthday, my boyfriend said he had to work overtime.
But his childhood sweetheart just posted a selfie on her WeChat Moments, holding his arm, with the caption: “No matter when, my brother will drop everything to come find me, hehe.”
My eyes burned and I couldn’t help but comment:
“What the hell are you giggling about?”
Advising Breakup Eight Hundred Times, Finally Drinking at the Best Friend’s Wedding
I tried to persuade my best friend to break up eight hundred times, but in the end, I attended her wedding and drank her wedding wine.
On the wedding day, I sat at the main table with the guy’s strategist, both of us checking our phones and comparing notes.
We realized that every time the couple threatened to break up, it was always the two of us who got dragged into it.
Our chat histories were eerily similar.
[We broke up. This time it’s for real.]
[But what about him/her? What should I do?]
Guy’s strategist: [Maybe you should change jobs. You’d make a great clown in a circus.]
Me: [Pay me some compensation.]
Expired Old Love
I fell in love with a poor boy, but later broke up with him because he was poor.
Years later, he became successful and famous, while I, serving food, accidentally stained his girlfriend’s bag.
The young girlfriend sneered, “Do you recognize this bag? Can you afford to compensate for it?”
I smiled and handed her my own bag:
“A limited edition Birkin, three times the price of yours. Is it alright if I compensate you with this?”
The Billionaire’s Temporary Wife
Ever since Huo Yu married me,
his son has been making a fuss nonstop.
“Bad Woman won’t let me eat!”
“She won’t let the butler tell me bedtime stories!”
“Daddy, she bullies me every day, wuwuwu…”
Huo Yu was used to his son’s unreasonable tantrums and didn’t pay much attention.
Until one day, he suddenly realized it had been half a month since he last received a complaint call.
Huo Yu found it rather odd.
After finishing work that evening, he took the initiative to call his son to coax him to sleep.
Unexpectedly, his usually clingy son seemed uninterested.
“Daddy, go to bed early. There’s a ton of stuff to do at kindergarten tomorrow.”
Huo Yu:?
My Husband’s Calculated Affair
Discovering my husband’s affair was a trivial matter.
At a dinner with friends, he, who had always been aloof, suddenly took the initiative to serve food to everyone at the table.
Later.
I heard him softly reciting a line from Roman Holiday in the study.
“In order to shake your hand, I shook hands with everyone.”
Ha!
Broken Love
My husband had an affair with the Married Woman downstairs.
I hid in the hallway, smoking with the Married Woman’s husband.
We didn’t dare return until they’d finished.
Later, they became even more brazen.
The Married Woman’s husband said, “I’m going to catch them in the act. What about you?”
I kept nibbling on my skewer, unconcerned.
“You go catch them, I’ll come too!”