Slice of Life
My Friends Fight for Custody of Me After Breaking Up
There’s something worse than being the third wheel when two of your friends start dating.
It’s when they break up. And then fight over custody of me.
My Ghost Friend
Everyone knew that Fu Shengchao, the titan of the Beijing Circle, loved his wife more than life itself.
On the day she died in a car accident, his hair turned white overnight.
From then on, he grew more and more violent, and his relationship with his son became increasingly distant.
Father and son ended up treating each other like enemies.
Later, Fu Shengchao finally relented and agreed to find his son a stepmother.
I was among the candidates.
When our cooking skills were tested, everyone else presented delicacies fit for a banquet. I served a plate of stinky tofu.
When our talents were tested, everyone else showed off music, chess, calligraphy, and painting. I performed a set of tai chi.
When our knowledge of Fu Shengchao was tested, everyone else praised his abilities and glorious past achievements.
I leaned in and said, “CEO Fu, you have a mole on your left butt cheek.”
Fu Shengchao: “…”
That very night, I was kept behind.
Fu Shengchao pressed a gun to my temple, his expression cold.
“Talk. Who sent you?”
I dropped to my knees at once, but my eyes darted to the side.
Over there, a female ghost who had been dead for ten years was flying around in a panic. “That shouldn’t have happened! Everything I taught you was right!”
Bullshit! She also said her husband was cold on the outside but kind on the inside, and easy to coax!
My Husband by Marriage
I had plans to go sing karaoke with my best friend that night, but my five-year-old daughter just would not go to sleep.
Left with no choice, I took her with me. Once we were in the private karaoke room, I ordered a couple of model guys to look after her.
Halfway through my song, the door to the room was shoved open.
My husband-my marriage-of-convenience husband-came in looking like he was here to catch me cheating.
“Su Xu, look at you getting bold. You actually dared to bring our daughter along while you ordered random men-”
Before he could finish, he finally saw what was happening inside.
His five-year-old daughter was currently sitting there with an arm around each of the two model guys. “…”
My Husband Named Our Daughter After His Ex
The moment our daughter was born, my husband immediately named her Xingyue.
He looked at me gently and said, “From now on, you and Xingyue are my most precious treasures in this world.”
I was so touched-until one day, I discovered something.
His ex-girlfriend’s name was also Xingyue.
My Husband, The Intern’s Lover
During an online meeting, the new intern accidentally turned on her camera.
Just as I was about to remind her, her boyfriend appeared on screen.
Oh, isn’t that my husband who’s been away on a business trip for a week?
My Husband’s Calculated Affair
Discovering my husband’s affair was a trivial matter.
At a dinner with friends, he, who had always been aloof, suddenly took the initiative to serve food to everyone at the table.
Later.
I heard him softly reciting a line from Roman Holiday in the study.
“In order to shake your hand, I shook hands with everyone.”
Ha!
My Oblivious Boyfriend Is Green-Tea-Proof
My boyfriend’s manipulative junior had tried to steal him away from me one too many times. Finally, I reached my breaking point and gave him a piece of advice.
My boyfriend replied, “Got it.” The next day. The junior said, “Good morning, Senior! What a coincidence, seeing you here again.”
My boyfriend replied, “Good morning. I’m gay.” The junior: “?”
My Possessive Husband Lost His Memory
Shao Yuhan lost his memory in a car accident, forgetting the fact that he had once forced me into a relationship through sheer coercion.
As soon as his family found out, they wasted no time in helping him divorce me.
In less than half a day, I found myself standing in a different city, dazed, holding a divorce certificate in one hand and a massive check in the other.
After being subjected to Shao Yuhan’s obsessive, forced love for so long, I felt a strange sense of displacement the moment I finally gained my freedom.
I settled down in this new city and began a quiet, ordinary life.
One day, while out buying groceries, someone suddenly covered my mouth and nose.
When I opened my eyes again, I was in a dark yet familiar basement. A man’s cold, clear voice rang in my ears.
“Be my woman, and I can give you everything you want.”
… Very well. It was exactly the same as back then.
Nan Yu
I finally plucked up the courage to drug my brother.
Unexpectedly, I wasn’t very tired that night, but I ended up falling into a deep sleep myself and didn’t wake up until dawn the next day.
The second time.
I mustered my courage and tried to drug him again.
Once more, I slept like a log until morning.
When I woke up, my brother was in the kitchen cooking.
The bright morning sun shone on him, making his hair appear almost pale gold.
Hearing me move, he turned around and flashed me a smile.
He looked like an angel descending from heaven.
“Zhiyu.”
“I made your favorite pumpkin pancakes.”
Clutching my aching conscience, I drugged him for the third time that night.
And once again, I enjoyed the sleep of a baby.
-I finally began to suspect my brother.
Never
I was abducted and sold.
But I didn’t cry, and I didn’t cause a scene.
I even married a handsome man.
He asked me, “Do you want to escape?”
I replied with a beaming smile, “How could I, Brother?
“In life, I am yours; in death, I am your ghost.
“I will be with you for all eternity.”
He finally smiled and leaned down to kiss me.
I closed my eyes.
That’s right, of course I’m going to be with you for all eternity.
My life was destroyed by you.
Naturally, I’m going to drag you down to hell with me.