Chapter 1

Chapter 1

Today was the Qixi Festival, which, honestly, had absolutely nothing to do with a single dog like me.

I started scrolling on my phone first thing in the morning.

The school forum was buzzing.

The top trending question was: “How are you spending today?”

The comments underneath were all over the place.

“Skipping it.”

“Missing it.”

“Laughing it off.”

“Getting by.”

“An adult doesn’t hold a grudge against a child.”

“Send me 50 and I’ll spend it with you. Crazy Thursday!”

I laughed so hard at the comments that I started pounding my bed.

Then inspiration struck, and I added a comment of my own.

“In Xie Yi’s arms.”

Xie Yi was the campus god of our department.

He had once substituted for our physics class.

That class had been packed.

No one skipped. No one watched videos.

But there were people secretly taking photos.

I was one of them.

Looking at the candid shot of Xie Yi on my phone, my grin stretched from ear to ear.

In the photo, he looked solemn and unsmiling, his gold-rimmed glasses giving him a perfect abstinent, untouchable vibe.

And then there were his shirt sleeves, rolled up to his forearms, and his fair, long-fingered hands with those distinct knuckles.

Sob. I wanted to be the piece of chalk in his hand.

I gave the him in the photo a shameless wolf whistle.

Hehe. If I couldn’t be a hooligan to him in real life, couldn’t I at least run my mouth online?

It felt amazing!

When I went back to the forum, I found that my comment had already been liked all the way to the top.

There were also a ton of fellow sisters replying to me.

“If there’s one person I respect more than a brick wall, it’s you.”

“Girl, you’ve got this! Um, asking quietly, can you take me with you? I don’t mind if you’re holding me.”

“Dream on, upstairs. I’m Xie Yi’s official girlfriend!”

“Anyone who doesn’t post a selfie is just being a hooligan.”

I was cackling as I read the comments.

From the bunk opposite mine, Zhou Zhou poked her head out. “Yiyi, what are you grinning about like an idiot?”

I was laughing too hard to stop. “Go look at the forum. Your girl is famous.”

Zhou Zhou gave me a puzzled look, then hesitantly opened the forum.

A while later, she burst into thunderous laughter.

“Hahahahahahaha, girl, you really are famous!

“Someone down there dug up who you are.”

My wild grin froze on my face.

When I opened the forum, sure enough, there were even more comments underneath.

“This looks like a junior from Xie Yi’s department.”

“I know her. Her name is Lin Yiyi. She’s a super cute girl. Last time Teacher Xie came to substitute, he even caught her secretly taking photos.”

“Xie Yi, hurry up and come here. There’s a girl throwing herself into your arms.”

Watching more and more people @ Xie Yi, I started panicking hard.

I was just running my mouth. I never meant to expose my pervy side in front of him!

Stop dragging me out here for a public execution!

Seeing that people were already calling for me to post a selfie-

And some even said they probably had photos of me on their phones-

I was so scared that I immediately wanted to delete my comment.

But then someone @’d me in the comments.

I tapped in and saw that the person who commented was named Xie Yi.

“Didn’t you say you were in my arms? Where are you?”

The instant I saw that comment, my brain went completely blank.

I was so scared I threw my phone onto the bed.

Trembling, I picked it up again and saw that people had replied underneath.

I Am Xie Yi Himself: Why is someone impersonating me?

My Name Is Xie Yi: Who still flirts with little girls like this?

Blue Wound: Definitely not Xie Yi himself. OP is a perv. How could Teacher Xie possibly be?

Me: …

There was really no need to insult me while praising him.

I let out a breath of relief.

Exactly. How could it possibly be Xie Yi himself?

It was probably just another netizen trying to be clever.

Following the principle that you must never lose when surfing the internet,

I replied to him: Send me 50, and I’ll take you to chat with KFC Grandpa.

That person didn’t reply again.

The comments underneath also veered off into discussing group orders for KFC.

Hah. Imagine needing a group order for KFC. Trash!