Comedic Undertone
Sorry, Sis is the NPC You Can’t Catch Up With
(A completely brainless, silly story)
Yun Youyou opened her eyes and found that she had inexplicably become an NPC in a Horror Game.
The stingy Game: No salary, no benefits-as long as it doesn’t kill you, work until you drop.
Yun Youyou: “Then I’ll just have to pretend I’m a pile of crap.”
As long as I don’t create any value, it’s the same as not working.
Relying on nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou forcibly turned the Horror Game into a comedy game.
The Horror Hotel Dungeon?
Change it! Change it into a Pool Cyber Chanting Party!
The Horror Doctor loves performing sterilization surgeries?
Change it! Change it into a Gentle Nurse who cures all ailments!
In the beginning.
Facing the most terrifying and brutal Player in the Game.
Yun Youyou clung to Ji Lin’s leg, weeping bitterly as she cried, “Please let me go! I’m not like the other ghosts!”
Ji Lin sneered, “How are you different?”
Yun Youyou sniffled, “I have no dignity.”
Ji Lin: “…”
Later on.
“Yun Youyou, come here and tell me-why does this Male Ghost have your contact information?”
Ji Lin’s eyes were cold and sharp, his voice carrying a hint of danger.
Yun Youyou, whose wings had grown strong: “I’m the queen; if you don’t like it, deal with it.”
The Salted Fish She Flirts With the Demon Emperor
[Silly Female Lead X Psychotic Male Lead, a fantasy comedy ride-welcome aboard!]
The Regent King of Dali is twisted in temperament, and also suffers from a serious illness.
Ye Piaoling receives a mission from the Silly System: collect the Regent King’s Four-piece Set, which are the four personal items of the Regent King!
A mask, a belt, and…
Ye Piaoling: “Such a dangerous mission-what reward do I get if I complete it?”
Silly System: “You can ascend to heaven on the spot!”
Ye Piaoling is delighted by this, and from then on, she pays little attention to the mission, making money with her left hand and cultivating with her right.
Whenever she meets the Regent King, she still casually reaches out: “Your Highness, if you lose this belt, will your pants fall down?”
Di Xiulan: “No. But your head will.”
So Ye Piaoling promptly pulls her hand back. Yet another day of not wanting to do the mission.
To motivate its lazy host, the System starts handing out rewards like crazy-hand grenades, electric scooters, you name it…
Ye Piaoling is once again tempted, and uses cheesy pick-up lines to successfully collect the Four-piece Set and ascends to heaven!
After ascending, she trembles and says: “No, the speed here is way too fast-let me off!”
Note: This story is a tangy, refreshing fantasy, not your traditional strong female lead, and everyone is a goofball.
Kiss the Zombie Girl
I am a Zombie.
Early in the morning, my mom burst into my room, yanked open the curtains, and, wearing an apron and brandishing a spatula, shouted at me: “Still sleeping? Stayed up late again last night, didn’t you? I’ve told you to spend less time on your phone-are you deaf?”
I got up slowly. She glanced out the window and said, “Look at Xiao He next door-how many brains have they eaten already? And you’re still waiting here, waiting for me to feed you, is that it? Get out!”
I was really annoyed, but couldn’t say anything. I mechanically washed my face and got ready to go out and hide for a bit, but my mom said again, “Take your bag! And bring back some groceries from the supermarket: cabbage, celery, lettuce, and pork. Make sure it’s fresh!”
“Oh, and don’t eat the brains on the ground, too many germs…”
…
Thrilling! Young Master Reforms CEO Literature by Going Crazy
Introduction: [Double Male Leads, Love-Hate Relationship, Overpowered Protagonist, Aristocratic Feud, Crime Investigation]
Upon awakening, Wu Xiaojiu discovers that he is just a cannon-fodder character in a novel centered on Long Aotian, an overpowered commander of 100,000 troops, and is facing the fate of his family being ruined and his own tragic death in three days.
Fortunately, the System promises him that as long as he raises Long Aotian’s favorability towards him to one hundred percent, his family will be spared from ruin and he will reach the pinnacle of life.
But the problem is, his family had just broken off the engagement with Long Aotian, causing Long Aotian’s favorability to drop below zero.
With no other choice, Wu Xiaojiu has to use his best skills.
To win over Long Aotian, he decides to start with the case that led to the downfall of Long Aotian’s family!
So he says,
“I’ll help you. I’ll risk my life to help you. Please, don’t hate me, okay?”
“I trust you, so no matter what danger we face, I’m willing to trust you to watch my back.”
“…”
And so on, step by step, he starts by cultivating brotherly feelings.
Long Aotian’s favorability keeps rising steadily.
But Wu Xiaojiu gradually starts to realize something is off – wasn’t this love-starved Long Aotian supposed to be a total straight guy?
The Ghost Knocks Too Loudly, Attracting Neighbor’s Beating
Encounter a Ghost Knock at night? Don’t be afraid – call your neighbor out to collect a ‘lunch box’ (a euphemism for death).
Meet a Fierce Ghost demanding ‘death money’ at a crossroads? Just toss the money into the Buddha’s Merit Box.
The Ghost King disguises himself as a deliveryman to kill at random – but the delivery’s destination turns out to be an Ancestor’s secluded retreat on Mount Longhu.
Li Yi, transported to a supernatural world, awakens the Anti-Cliché Celestial Master Livestream System. From then on, the world gains a Celestial Master with an unusually quirky mind and shockingly ruthless methods.