To catch the School Bully’s attention,
the School Beauty gave me 660,000 to publicly bully her.
“If you bully me, he’ll feel so sorry for me and come to protect me on his own!”
So I blocked the School Beauty at the school gate and shouted,
“So what if you’re a little prettier, your family’s a little richer, and your grades are a little better? What are you acting so smug about!”
The School Beauty cried pitifully, drawing a crowd of onlookers from the whole school.
On the way home, the School Bully’s Bentley cut me off.
Just as I was about to kneel and apologize, the School Bully handed me a bank card.
“Well done. I’ve been sick of that Little Green Tea for a while now.”
“There’s 880,000 in the card. I’m hiring you as my girlfriend, keep messing with her!”
