Comedic Undertone
The Ghost Knocks Too Loudly, Attracting Neighbor’s Beating
Encounter a Ghost Knock at night? Don’t be afraid – call your neighbor out to collect a ‘lunch box’ (a euphemism for death).
Meet a Fierce Ghost demanding ‘death money’ at a crossroads? Just toss the money into the Buddha’s Merit Box.
The Ghost King disguises himself as a deliveryman to kill at random – but the delivery’s destination turns out to be an Ancestor’s secluded retreat on Mount Longhu.
Li Yi, transported to a supernatural world, awakens the Anti-Cliché Celestial Master Livestream System. From then on, the world gains a Celestial Master with an unusually quirky mind and shockingly ruthless methods.
Sorry, Sis is the NPC You Can’t Catch Up With
(A completely brainless, silly story)
Yun Youyou opened her eyes and found that she had inexplicably become an NPC in a Horror Game.
The stingy Game: No salary, no benefits-as long as it doesn’t kill you, work until you drop.
Yun Youyou: “Then I’ll just have to pretend I’m a pile of crap.”
As long as I don’t create any value, it’s the same as not working.
Relying on nothing but her silver tongue, Yun Youyou forcibly turned the Horror Game into a comedy game.
The Horror Hotel Dungeon?
Change it! Change it into a Pool Cyber Chanting Party!
The Horror Doctor loves performing sterilization surgeries?
Change it! Change it into a Gentle Nurse who cures all ailments!
In the beginning.
Facing the most terrifying and brutal Player in the Game.
Yun Youyou clung to Ji Lin’s leg, weeping bitterly as she cried, “Please let me go! I’m not like the other ghosts!”
Ji Lin sneered, “How are you different?”
Yun Youyou sniffled, “I have no dignity.”
Ji Lin: “…”
Later on.
“Yun Youyou, come here and tell me-why does this Male Ghost have your contact information?”
Ji Lin’s eyes were cold and sharp, his voice carrying a hint of danger.
Yun Youyou, whose wings had grown strong: “I’m the queen; if you don’t like it, deal with it.”
Arrogance
My husband brought home a young woman.
I waited for her to bow and pay her respects, but she started shouting that “all people are born equal.”
I suggested she become his concubine, and she clung to my husband, demanding “one man, one woman, for one lifetime.”
My husband told me to be more accommodating toward her.
I was silent for a long while.
Then I kicked him straight into the sewage ditch.
“You’re the one who’s born equal to dogs. The two of you can go be a pair of dogs for life!”
Run Away from the Billionaire’s Love
“Sis, you can have the female lead role!”
At the wedding venue, I clutched the hand of the male lead’s unattainable first love, sobbing my heart out.
“Whoever wants it can take it. I sure don’t!”
After transmigrating into a docile-wife romance and learning that I was expected to give the male lead eighteen children, I immediately started looking for someone to take my place.
Who would’ve thought that the frail first love, who’d always seemed one breath away from death, would sit bolt upright from her sickbed and cry: “If you don’t want it, then I don’t want it either!”
As if by tacit agreement, our gazes both turned toward the trembling third female lead.
After Cultivating the Dao of Theft, All the World’s Resources Came to Me
My legitimate elder sister and I joined the Wuji Sect on the same day, and our master taught her the Carefree Dao.
When it was my turn, Master gave me a sidelong glance and told me to seek my own Dao.
But I could not read, so I thought he wanted me to learn the way of theft.
Thirty years later, he emerged from seclusion, took one look at the boundless emptiness where our sect had once stood, and was struck dumb.
“Have the demons invaded?!”
The School Beauty Hired Me to Bully Her
To catch the School Bully’s attention,
the School Beauty gave me 660,000 to publicly bully her.
“If you bully me, he’ll feel so sorry for me and come to protect me on his own!”
So I blocked the School Beauty at the school gate and shouted,
“So what if you’re a little prettier, your family’s a little richer, and your grades are a little better? What are you acting so smug about!”
The School Beauty cried pitifully, drawing a crowd of onlookers from the whole school.
On the way home, the School Bully’s Bentley cut me off.
Just as I was about to kneel and apologize, the School Bully handed me a bank card.
“Well done. I’ve been sick of that Little Green Tea for a while now.”
“There’s 880,000 in the card. I’m hiring you as my girlfriend, keep messing with her!”
After the School Heartthrob and My Cat’s Tail Were Synesthetically Linked
While I was playing with my cat’s tail, the B-king school heartthrob suddenly video-called me.
“Stop touching him.”
“That part of me… I think it has an Empathy Link with your cat’s tail.”
I didn’t understand, so I asked him, “What part?”
His face flushed scarlet. Abandoning all dignity, he simply tilted the camera downward.
Holy crap. Was I even allowed to see this for free?
Was he hiding a bottle of mineral water in his pants?
Into the Show
To whitewash my scheming persona, I kept a respectful distance from the Best Actor on a dating variety show.
But in the livestream, the Best Actor burst into tears.
“Teacher Bai and I have a very pure relationship. Purely speaking, I’m her simp-and I can’t even get her to notice me…”
“Right now, I just miss the days when we were filming together. In the drama, Teacher Bai loved me to death. Unlike now-she won’t even acknowledge me, and she’s out here making ship content of me with other women.”
I, the Evil NPC, Don’t Say I’m Cute
I suspect I’m an NPC in a horror novel.
And a feral NPC at that. The kind with no official position on the payroll.
Because I overheard a few official NPCs whispering among themselves, discussing how they should go easy on this batch of newbie players.
So this was a supernatural horror infinite-flow novel.
I rubbed my hands together in excitement. “Can I join you?”
The Instance Mini Boss rolled his eyes. “You’re too weak. You couldn’t even handle one of my han-”
Watching the Instance Mini Boss get slapped three miles away, I guiltily withdrew my hand. I hadn’t meant to send him that far. Turns out he really couldn’t take a hit.
I picked up the employee badge he’d dropped, hung it around my neck, and looked expectantly at the Instance Master. “I’m an official employee now, right?”
The Instance Master leaped away with a whoosh and answered timidly, “Yes.”
I also dashed off with a whoosh, then dragged back a three-meter-wide bowl. I knocked on the bowl, brimming with anticipation. “Boss, pay me! Hurry up and pay me! It’s already been five whole minutes since you last paid me!”
I Must’ve Woken Up Too Fast: My Bestie Is a Vengeful Ghost!
[Strong Female Lead + Comedy + Modern Fantasy + Male Lead with Multiple Incarnations]
Yun Jianyue woke up one morning to discover that her best friend was dead… and had become a headless vengeful ghost.
Yun Jianyue: “I must’ve gotten up too fast. I’m going back to sleep.”
Best friend: “…”
Yun Jianyue took her best friend to get revenge on a scumbag, only for an even more powerful vengeful ghost to appear halfway through and steal their chance at revenge.
Yun Jianyue raised a chainsaw and hacked the ghost to pieces.
Best friend: “Where the fuck did you get a chainsaw?!”
Yun Jianyue was forced into a ghost marriage with the Evil God. Humiliated and furious, he tried to kill her.
Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw and shaved the Evil God’s head.
Best friend: “Where do you keep getting these chainsaws?!”
When Yun Jianyue and the Paranormal Bureau found themselves surrounded and pummeled by monsters and evil spirits, Yun Jianyue raised her chainsaw once again.
Best friend: “Tell me! Where! The fuck! Do you keep getting! These chainsaws?!”
Off to the side, a teenage boy saw that the chainsaw’s blade had gone dull and silently handed her a new one. Yun Jianyue took it and swung it with deadly force.
Teenage boy: “Good deed done, no credit needed. Check.”
With a handsome Evil God on her left and an adorable puppy-like boy on her right, Yun Jianyue had her hands full.
Best friend: “Which one of them is actually your boyfriend?!”
Yun Jianyue: “It’s only two dicks. What’s the big deal?”