Slice of Life
I Do, But Not With You
My boyfriend asked me to help him shut down his computer.
That was when I saw his chat logs.
A girl named Qingqing had messaged him: “So, when are you coming to marry me?”
July
I had been with my boyfriend for three years.
During that time, I discovered that his handle on every social media platform was July.
I assumed he simply had a deep-seated love for the romantic month of July, so I never pried into it.
It wasn’t until our wedding day, when his ex-girlfriend sent a gift, that I saw the name signed on the box-
Qi Yue.
In that moment, I finally understood. It wasn’t the month of July he cherished; it was Qi Yue.
My heart sank into an abyss…
I Won’t Mess Around Next Time
After winning the lottery, the first thing I did was dump my sugar daddy.
Then, I turned around and sponsored the broke, handsome guy I’d had my eye on for ages, all while sending a three-hundred-point manifesto to my ex-benefactor, tearing him to shreds.
With money in my pocket and my pride restored, I was walking on air.
That is, until I decided to flaunt my new boy toy right in front of my former sugar daddy.
My handsome new man looked at him and said, “Hey, Bro.” Me: ?
Princess’s Journey: Yi Guang Illuminates the World
I lost my mother at seven and my father at ten, leaving me with only Grandma to depend on.
Grandma made a living sewing and doing laundry for others, while I spent my summers farming and my winters heading into the mountains.
We managed to scrape by.
When I was fourteen, I had a dream.
In that dream, I was a princess.
After being brought into the palace, I engaged in a life-and-death struggle against the Impostor Princess.
In the end, we were both killed by the transmigrator, becoming nothing more than stepping stones on her path to power.
The Neighbors Next Door Are Driving Me Quackers
A couple lived next door to me, and they were like tinder and flint-always ready to ignite.
Every night, their loud, frantic wailing kept me from getting a wink of sleep.
I tried reasoning with them, I tried cursing them out, and I even called the police, but nothing worked.
So, I decided to start pursuing his wife.
On Valentine’s Day, I went out of my way to tuck a small note inside a bouquet of roses: “Your husband hasn’t found out about us yet, has he?” Then, her husband absolutely blew his top.
Unfaithful
My five-year unrequited love has come to an end.
It ended because Shen Chen’s “white moonlight,” Su Yue, has returned.
Half a month ago, on the first day of autumn, I made some stewed pear soup to bring to Shen Chen.
Shen Chen smokes constantly and never listens when I tell him to stop, so I’ve made it a habit to prepare stewed pears with fritillary bulbs for him whenever the seasons change.
When I arrived, Shen Chen opened the door shirtless.
As the door swung wide, the air in the room smelled thick and suggestive. The scent of body wash clinging to him was the very one we had bought together.
I looked down and immediately spotted a pair of round-toed, mid-heel shoes. They were cute, yet they felt like an eyesore.
“Who is it?” a sweet, cloying female voice called out from the bedroom.
Shen Chen took the pear soup from my hands. His eyes were filled with guilt, but he prioritized his options in an instant.
“It’s just delivery.”
The Orphaned Song Girl
I have been selling wontons in the capital for twenty years.
Prince Cheng’s Heir was galloping through the city when his horse’s hooves trampled my wonton stall. He even struck me with his whip.
The heir was incredibly arrogant. “You’re just a lowly commoner,” he sneered. “Even if I don’t pay you a copper, what can you possibly do about it?”
The next day, I went to the Capital Prefecture to beat the drum and cry for justice.
The Six Ministers of the Six Boards arrived in person, and the Left and Right Censors were present to observe the proceedings.
Marquis Ningzhao hauled the heir into the hall. “I’ve caught the little brat!”
The Emperor, seated upon the main throne, declared, “Beat this boy until even his father won’t recognize him.”
The Divorcee’s Second Chance
Six years after our divorce, I ran into my ex-husband on a street corner while holding my three-year-old daughter.
He stared blankly at the girl in my arms for a long time before knitting his brows. “She’s almost six years old,” he said, his voice laced with accusation. “Why does she look so thin and small?”
Ha!
He actually thought the child I was holding was his.
I suppose he believed I loved him so deeply that even after he cheated and divorced me, I would have gone off and raised his child all on my own.
Zhi Yuan
When Xie Yan was diagnosed with stomach cancer, I was abroad, clearing my head.
He was calling for the hundredth time when my secretary-a man standing six-foot-two-finally picked up the phone.
“Where are you? Who is that with you?” I heard his voice crack over the line, sounding like he was on the verge of a total breakdown.
I couldn’t help but let out a mocking sneer. “Didn’t we agree to stay out of each other’s business? Why are you acting like such a sore loser now?”