Historical
Innocent Childhood
The Crown Prince had always been generous.
When we were four years old, I noticed his body had one more piece of equipment than mine.
I told him I wanted one too.
He pulled down his trousers and was just about to snip off half to share with me when the palace servants discovered us. That year, I nearly passed away at the age of four.
And he nearly became Nine Thousand Years Old.
Jade Conquest
Pei Ling’an said he wanted to break off our engagement again.
This time, it was because I refused to give the golden hairpin I had won for my poetry to my younger cousin.
“The Shen Family has fallen. No matter which daughter I choose to marry, Shen Tongzhi wouldn’t dare say a single word against it.”
He rested his chin on his hand, looking at me with a faint, mocking smile. “Break the engagement, or give the hairpin to Yuchi. Shen Yusu, the choice is yours.”
Everyone was waiting for me to bow my head.
Just as I had done countless times before.
But this time, I only tightened my grip on the golden hairpin and said softly,
“Then let’s break the engagement.”
Jade Emblem
My sister was a transmigrator who originally planned to stay and watch me grow up.
However, because I was such a naive airhead, she completed her mission far too quickly and was forced to return to her original world.
Before she vanished, she screamed at the top of her lungs:
“Oh, for heaven’s sake! How are you so easy to win over?! Just make sure you remember what I told you!”
But the plot was too powerful. Over time, I gradually forgot I ever even had a sister.
When I grew up, I met and fell in love with Prince Rui, Pei Heng.
One day, he was targeted by assassins. Just as I was about to throw myself in front of a blade to save him, I suddenly remembered my sister.
Didn’t she say I was the tragic heroine of some story?
The way I looked at Pei Heng instantly became much clearer.
Jiang Wu
My father was the most formidable businessman in the Republic of China. On my seventh birthday, the gift he gave me was a handgun.
I blinked at him. “But Papa, I’m a girl.”
Father pondered for a moment, realizing that it was indeed inappropriate. He then turned to the butler and ordered, “Go have a custom gun made for the Young Miss. Make it pink.”
Jinhua
After fifteen years of marriage, Meng Ye had taken a mistress-a flamboyant young woman he kept on the side.
Cradling her pregnant belly, she stormed into my presence to demand a formal title.
“You’re a fading beauty with one foot in the grave, and you haven’t even produced a son to see you off. What right do you have to cling to the position of Madam?”
Amused, I looked past her at Meng Ye and asked, “Well? You tell her. What right do I have?”
He didn’t dare answer. He knew that if I, a Tiger Woman of a General’s Family, ever lost my temper, his little girl wouldn’t even dare to cry out loud.
Lady Shiliu
When Wei Zhao married me as his lawful wife, all of Shangjing City laughed.
The once-proud Eldest Young Master of the Wei Family had fallen so low that even a phoenix in decline was no better than a chicken.
In the end, he had only managed to marry a maid who tended the fires and cooked the meals.
Later, when Wei Zhao achieved fame and success, noble ladies from aristocratic families who wished to marry him were too many to count.
So I made an appointment with a well-known matchmaker in the capital, intending to take in two honored concubines for him.
But just as I was about to leave, Wei Zhao, who should have been handling affairs in Yangzhou, blocked me at the front gate.
Travel-worn and furious, he was trembling all over. “Try stepping out of this gate today. I dare you.”
Lanterns Convey Longing
Vice Minister Ye and I had become bitter enemies. We were constantly at each other’s throats, neither of us willing to yield an inch.
One night, completely wasted, I even started shouting in the tavern: “Hey! Brothers! Tie up Beauty Ye and carry him to this Young Master’s room! I’m going to show him a real good time!”
In my drunken stupor, I thought I heard his hoarse voice roaring: “…You were the one who provoked me first. Why do you keep messing with me… We’re both men, what am I supposed to do…”
Men?
But I’m a girl!
Little Fish
Before my fiancé, Cui Ning, left for his long journey, he gave me a harsh scolding.
It was because I wanted to borrow thirty-three taels of silver from him to buy back my mother’s keepsake, a paulownia qin.
He accepted my promissory note and recorded the debt in his ledger, yet he refused to give me the money.
“Xiaoyu, you don’t even know how to play the instrument. What’s the point of buying it?” He added, “Besides, thirty-three taels is enough to buy two of you.”
This winter, I had spent my days on the pleasure boats, combing the hair of the older sisters and doing their laundry, only to painstakingly save up a single tael.
But the instrument shop couldn’t wait any longer.
They said someone else had their eye on the instrument and it would be sold the day after tomorrow.
When I returned to the Cui Family home wiping away my tears, Matchmaker Liu saw my red eyes and tried to persuade me again with a kindly expression.
“The Shen family is sincere about their proposal. Don’t even mention mountains of gold or silver-you only need to ask.” She continued, “They said that even if you wanted the stars or the moon from the sky, they would pluck them down for you.”
I thought about what Cui Ning had said-that thirty-three taels was a massive sum of money, enough to buy two of me.
Afraid that the Shen family would be unwilling, I dried my tears and asked cautiously: “I don’t want the stars, and I don’t want the moon.”
“I want a paulownia qin. It costs thirty-three taels of silver.”
Lotus
Rumor had it that a woman bearing a Lotus Birthmark would become a femme fatale, a harbinger of war and destruction.
Upon hearing this, the Imperial Consort immediately dispatched her people to scour the countryside, intent on strangling this threat in its cradle.
When the news reached Jiangling City, Miss Song was consumed by terror.
She bore a Lotus Birthmark on her own body. If the Imperial Consort’s men found her, she knew she wouldn’t survive.
To save her, her lover decided to find another woman and brand a Lotus Birthmark onto her back, sending her into the palace to take Miss Song’s place.
It was a perilous mission. Even with the promise of a massive reward, there were few takers.
That was until I accepted the post in the Ghost Market.
“I’ll go.”
Marrying the Sickly Eunuch
The world says that Cheng Xiu, the Director of the Eastern Depot, is sinister, cruel, treacherous, and ruthless.
The world is right.
I have always been competitive to a fault. When my elder sister from the legal wife fainted, I shoved the Regent Prince aside and carried her back to her chambers myself.
When my elder sister from a concubine fell into the water, I outstripped the Young Marquis to rescue her and bring her to shore.
When the Second Prince was about to win at pitch-pot, I fired two arrows simultaneously into the ears of the pot, snatching first place for myself.
At a palace banquet, Zhao Wangjian-who grew up with me-bet that I wouldn’t dare kick the Neighboring Country Prince in the backside. I laughed; there was nothing in this world I didn’t dare to do. I followed the prince into a small grove, but when I woke up, I was lying beneath Cheng Xiu.
He asked if I wanted to marry him.
Who would have thought? It turns out there actually is something in this world I don’t dare to do.