Chapter 116
Chapter 116
When Ning Xi saw the question, her fists instantly clenched. “I’d slap him across the face and say, ‘You have a girlfriend and you still can’t hold your own umbrella? Who are you trying to seduce?'”
Jiang Sheshe looked troubled. “But I never carry an umbrella. The driver always prepares one for me.”
Fu Zhi sank into thought. “What does that mean? On rainy days, if you don’t hold an umbrella, are you supposed to hold your girlfriend instead?”
Xie Lanchen smiled faintly. “Got it. So it’s eighty yuan per umbrella. Buying or not?”
[Now that’s what I call a business mind. Incredible.]
[Fu Zhi’s train of thought is killing me.]
[Aaaaaah, Ning Xi really is my mouthpiece. So satisfying, so satisfying, so satisfying!]
[Honest question: if you have a girlfriend, does that mean you don’t need an umbrella? Then why was that guy hiding from the rain?]
[If it were me, I’d say: Don’t worry, my umbrella is male. It won’t ruin your purity.]
[You’re all too gentle. I’d shove the umbrella up his butthole, open it, and then start a Mixue Ice Cream & Tea franchise in there. [smile]]
[Mixue: We did nothing to deserve this.]
Vote support rate:
Ning Xi and Xie Lanchen’s group: 99.99%
Fu Zhi and Jiang Sheshe’s group: 93.90%
Both groups’ support rates had gone absolutely insane.
And because of how popular the first two questions had been, the number of viewers in the livestream was still climbing. It was actually higher than usual!
When Ning Xi saw that 99.99% support rate, she was stunned. “Director, have you already fallen so deeply in love with me that you’ve started buying fake votes? Love really does make people blind.”
99.99%. What kind of concept was that?
It meant 99.99%!
In the control room.
Director Qin had originally been grinning foolishly over the record-breaking viewer count, but when he heard Ning Xi, he spat out a mouthful of tea.
“Ning Xi, don’t slander me! I’ve been single since birth for thirty-five years! I don’t love anyone!”
But after he said that, the entire control room fell silent.
Then people began whispering among themselves.
“No wonder Director Qin switched to making a friendship reality dating show this year after finishing one season of a reality dating show last year.”
“I knew it. What kind of person would slap their pig brain and come up with the idea of bringing friends onto a reality dating show?”
“And this variety show doesn’t feel like a reality dating show at all. Aside from Xi-Lan Flower, none of the guests have a proper ship. Even the once-super-popular white moonlight ship is about to split apart.”
“So it was all because the director has been single since birth.”
Director Qin: Enough. He wasn’t deaf.
Once the Mountain Village Special was over, he would absolutely make this whole staff eat their words. He would make everyone remember:
He, Qin Buruo, knew how to make a reality dating show! And he knew how to make the sweetest, most viral reality dating show of all time!
Meanwhile, in the livestream.
The screen had already moved on to the fourth question:
“A class monitor with high emotional intelligence treats the whole class to Mixue Ice Cream & Tea. When the delivery arrives, one drink is missing. The class monitor says to you in front of everyone, ‘Sorry, I forgot about you when I was ordering.’ How should you respond?”
Xie Lanchen nodded. “All right. You don’t need to report the issues between you two to me, but in the future, when the class monitor handles class affairs, please try not to be so careless.”
Fu Zhi scoffed. “So she forgot. So what? I don’t even like milk tea.”
Jiang Sheshe said, “How stingy. She only treated everyone to one cup of Mixue Ice Cream & Tea? If it were me, I’d take everyone to a restaurant for a full meal. Wait, does this question mean she’s isolating me?!”
Jiang Sheshe clenched her fists, instantly triggered. “Isolating me?! Someone actually dares to isolate me! She must be tired of living!”
As soon as she finished speaking, she looked excitedly at Ning Xi, hoping for validation.
But Ning Xi leaned into the camera, showing off an ultra-wide-angle big-head shot. “Theeen whhhyyy dooon’t yooou hurry uuup aaand order meee another cuuup?”
“Ooor youuu could leeet meee drink yooours first. Youuu have hiiiigh EQ, sooo don’t maaake thiiings haaard for meee.”
Nope. She couldn’t forgive it. Because she genuinely wanted Mixue Ice Cream & Tea.
[One point for the Greedy Girl team]
[Ning Xi really knows how to reverse a moral guilt trip]
[If it were me, I’d smile to their face and say I didn’t mind, then hang myself at the class monitor’s front door the next day]
[One point for the useless coward team]
[Honestly, Xie Lanchen’s way of handling it was the best. Not only did he express that he didn’t mind, he also implied the other person wasn’t qualified to be class monitor. They were forgetful this time, so there would definitely be problems in the future. You can use it as a reference]
[I won’t listen I won’t listen. Anyway, I’m in despair, I’ve collapsed, I’ve thrown down my armor. I’m going to jump into the middle of the classroom and bawl my eyes out, slap myself like crazy, then backflip over to someone else, then HAHAHAHAHA laugh my head off. Finally, I’ll take off my pants and have explosive diarrhea everywhere. I’ll chase after the class monitor and bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite bite him. I’ll scream like a maniac. I’ll gnaw his face, gnaw his butt, and poop while I gnaw]
[One-click check on the mental state of the person above]
After the results for this question came out, the two teams’ approval ratings were:
Ning Xi and Xie Lanchen’s team: 98.20%, earning another 10 points.
Fu Zhi and Jiang Sheshe’s team: 85.20%, no points added.
After scoring 10 points twice in a row, Jiang Sheshe was filled with regret. “We miscalculated this round!”
Even though she answered randomly every time and had no idea what exactly had been miscalculated, not getting 10 points meant they had miscalculated.
Fu Zhi looked at Ning Xi and Xie Lanchen, who were high-fiving across from him, and his eyes went red with jealousy. “Next round, I’m definitely taking back the points that belong to me! Just you wait!”
[…………What are you two getting so fired up about]
[This round was literally an EQ test. Do you two have zero self-awareness?]
[Xiao Xie is already high-EQ and polite to begin with. He’s currently the most well-liked among all the male guests, and Ning Xi’s popularity is hard-carrying the whole variety show. As for you two and those mouths of yours… [stops talking.jpg]]
The entire court of officials hemmed and hawed, wanting to speak but holding back. In the end, those two idiots’ brainless confidence left them completely speechless.
Just then, the screen moved on to the fifth question:
“During New Year, a relative pressures you to get married. She says that if you don’t get married, then in the future, among the lights of ten thousand homes, not a single lamp will be lit for you. How should you respond?”
Jiang Sheshe was shocked. “Huh? Not getting married is that scary? The lights in my three hundred villas won’t turn on either? Nooo, nooo!”
Fu Zhi seemed to think of something, and he gritted his teeth. “I. Can. Buy. My. Own. Voice-Activated. Lights!”
“And they’ll be white voice-activated lights!” Fu Zhi deliberately emphasized the word “white” at Ning Xi.
But Ning Xi didn’t even spare Fu Zhi a glance.
She made an elaborate finger heart at the camera. “I’m just not getting married. It’s not like I’m not paying the electric bill, understand?”
Xie Lanchen calmly added, “If there really were a power outage, State Grid would probably be even more nervous than I would.”
[Aaaaah, slamming the light button! Slamming it like crazy!]
[Oh my god, everyone went feral this round!]
[Voice-activated lights hahahahahahahaha]
[I remember now. I remember everything now]