Chapter 1

Chapter 1

My roommate’s face went pale, her smile frozen stiff on her face.

Chu Huai was stunned. He lowered his head and looked at me.

What could I do? My people-pleasing personality is extremely severe.

How severe, exactly?

I even try to please cats.

When I was little, my family’s cat once brought me a mouse as a gift.

In order not to ruin the cat’s good mood, I actually bit the mouse, then waited until the cat left before spitting it out.

After I got to college,

my roommate Tao Muxue asked me to get food for her, write papers for her, run errands, and wash her shoes. I never refused and completed everything perfectly.

Chu Huai was only stunned for a moment before pulling out a smile.

He bent down and handed me the bouquet in his arms.

He deliberately avoided looking at Tao Muxue, the girl he had originally planned to confess to, and only looked at me seriously.

Amid the cherry-pink petals filling the sky, his eyes were long, narrow, and beautiful, reflecting my ordinary passerby face.

He said,

“Sure. I think we’re a good match too. This classmate, would you be my girlfriend?”

I said,

“Haha, sure, sure. I’m willing, I’m willing.”

Suddenly, there was a loud thud.

The phone in Tao Muxue’s hand fell to the ground, its screen bursting into white cracks.

After returning to the dorm, I packed up my backpack, planning to go study in the study room for a while.

The next second, my neck tightened.

It was Tao Muxue grabbing my collar.

She glared at me viciously. Her delicate brows and eyes somehow looked a little ferocious.

“Chen Yu, what gives you the right to steal my boyfriend? Looks to me like you’re really short on men. You can’t live without a man, can you?”

I never argue back with anyone. At that moment, I hurriedly agreed.

“Haha. You’re right, I’m desperate, I’m desperate. Your insight is incredible. So strong! Absolutely elite-level brainpower! Your humble servant worships you!”

I added an internet meme into my words.

Although it was a little outdated, it should still count as witty and funny. Hopefully it could make her laugh.

But for some reason, she got even angrier. Even her lips were trembling.

“You! How dare you…! Try acting arrogant one more time!”

Just then, the other roommates came back.

Tao Muxue immediately let go of my collar and lowered her voice, making sure only I could hear her.

“You think you’re worthy of being Chu Huai’s girlfriend? Someone poor and ugly like you would probably make him throw up when he sees your face, right? Besides, Chu Huai is only mad at me right now. As long as I crook my finger, he’ll kick you aside!”

I grinned foolishly.

“Haha. Wow, that makes sense! Right, right. Do you need me to break up with him? I can tell him right now.”

Tao Muxue choked up.

She said through gritted teeth,

“What kind of question is that! Of course I don’t need that! I already said I only see A Huai as a buddy! Do you think I’m like you, sticking yourself to any man you see? But… if, if you insist on breaking up with him yourself, I can reluctantly accept it.”

I nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

“Haha. Sure, sure. As long as you don’t need it. Your decision-making is amazing! So awesome. Your humble servant admires you so much I’m practically taking root and sprouting into a loyal little fan! Haha.”

Strangely enough, I didn’t make her laugh this time either.

She looked even angrier. Even the base of her neck flushed red.

“You!”

Sigh. Why was she angry?

Could it be that this meme was outdated?

True. I’d been busy studying lately and forgot to memorize new memes.

One roommate looked at me and asked worriedly,

“Chen Yu, what’s wrong? Is she bullying you?”

Tao Muxue completely exploded.

“You mean I’m bullying her? What a joke! If anything, she’s bullying me! Who knows what she’s pretending over there for!”

Another roommate rolled her eyes at her.

“Everyone knows Chen Yu is a total pushover. How could she possibly bully anyone? Tao Muxue, stop pulling that bullying crap in the dorm. If you bully Chen Yu again, I’ll turn you into a PowerPoint and post it on the campus forum. After all, you’re the school beauty. The discussion should be pretty lively, right?”

Tao Muxue clenched her teeth, smashed a cup, climbed onto her bed, pulled her bed curtains shut, and said she was going to sleep, telling all of us to shut our mouths.

I immediately took out my phone and switched it to silent.

Only then did I see a WeChat message Chu Huai had sent one minute ago.

[Chu Huai: Come downstairs.]