Jealousy
Vicious Canary Relies on Bullet Comment Spoilers to Turn the Tables
I was He Xingxiao’s kept canary. In bed, I slacked off with a terrible attitude.
After a while, I’d start whining that it hurt, that I was tired.
But when it came to shopping, I could speed-walk for miles, spending his money like my life depended on it.
Then one day, I saw a row of floating comments: [The vicious supporting female character’s good days are almost over. The beloved, universally adored heroine is about to meet the male lead.]
[She’ll scheme against the heroine again and again, and the male lead will gradually grow disgusted with her.]
[The male lead hasn’t even dumped her yet, but she’ll run off with his money and a fake rich heir. In the end, that fake rich heir will steal all her savings, harvest her kidney, and she’ll die miserably in a rental apartment.]
[She deserves it! Only a kind, non-materialistic good girl like the heroine deserves a tycoon’s love!]
I did not want to lose this job that paid three hundred thousand a month.
From then on, I stopped slacking.
In bed, I performed like I’d been injected with pure adrenaline, refusing to leave even the tiniest opening for the heroine.
He Xingxiao looked at me with a smile that wasn’t quite a smile.
“Are you trying to make me die in bed so you can inherit everything I own?”
Little One
My sister was beautiful and brilliant, always effortlessly winning people over.
Compared to her, my plain self was like a timid little mouse.
My parents used to say, “How can you even compare yourself to your sister?”
My childhood friend said, “Jiajia and you don’t look like sisters.”
I asked him, “Then what do we look like instead?”
Sniffling, he replied:
“Like a princess and her maid.”
That was until I met Cen Yi.
My parents were clinging to my sister, introducing her to his family and boasting about how exceptional their daughter was.
I stood off to the side, stealing glances at the cookies on the table.
But he bypassed everyone else and pulled me into a tight embrace.
“Mine,”
he said.
Cracks of Light
Before we married, my husband had a girl who had spent five years chasing him with everything she had, but he fell for me at first sight.
Three years later, that girl returned to the country, successful and famous. She was now an internationally renowned photographer, dazzling and breathtakingly beautiful.
As for me, I was a stay-at-home mom, weighing over 130 pounds, with nothing to show for myself.
At a gathering, someone teased Lu Huaixu.
“Qin Shuang is still a virgin for your sake…”
He snapped at the person immediately, “Don’t talk nonsense!”
But that night.
He stayed out on the balcony, smoking for the entire night.
He Loved Me After I Was Gone
The Emperor’s beloved Noble Consort, his one true love, was dead.
His one true love?
It was almost laughable.
And yet, the rumor had spread throughout all of Dayan.
Don’t Mess with the Action Faction
My brother went on a trip with a few friends.
Mom told me to video-call him and check in.
The call connected, and the screen filled with a man’s bare upper body, his pecs on full display.
He rubbed his hair with a towel and said casually, as if it were the most natural thing in the world,
“Your brother’s taking a shower in the room next door. His charging cable broke, so his phone’s charging over here with me.”
I stared at the image on the screen, unable to snap out of it for a long moment.
Then that fair, handsome face suddenly leaned closer to the camera, a wicked smile curving his lips.
“Am I that good-looking? Want to see for yourself in person sometime?”
I Carried His Rival’s Child
My husband holds the highest office in the land, and I am the most virtuous noblewoman in all of Shangjing.
The wives of the capital’s officials all claim I am blessed with good fortune, yet they have no idea that I have been neglected by him for years, my heart heavy with misery.
He finds me dull and is deeply in love with his concubines, with whom he has both sons and daughters.
Finally, after my mother-in-law had expressed her disdain for my inability to conceive countless times, I found myself pregnant.
But Cheng Wenting nearly lost his mind.
With bloodshot eyes, his hand trembled uncontrollably as he choked me. “Whose child is it?”
A gentle smile played on my lips. “My Lord, it is yours, of course.”
Canary and Dog
My fiancé was keeping a little canary.
I told him to bring her over so I could take a look.
Perfect timing-I could take my little puppy out for a walk too.
On the day we met, I showed up with a handsome guy. He showed up carrying a birdcage.
I was completely dumbfounded. “Wait, Your Highness, the canary you’re keeping is an actual bird?!”
He looked even more confused than I was. “Wait, princess, you take your dog for a walk without bringing the dog?”
The Heart Swap Game
My roommate insisted on teaching me how to chase her childhood sweetheart.
Then she turned around and made a post asking for help:
[My good son said he wants to date, so as his dad, I introduced him to my roommate.
[And he got mad.
[How am I supposed to coax him, huh~]
The comments were dying of laughter:
[Brother Pei doesn’t want to date. He wants to date you.]
[He’s mad because you’re so clueless!]
The barrage comments exploded too:
[If the supporting female character tries a little harder, this dense female lead is about to realize her own feelings.]
[With her in the middle, their feelings will heat up and sparks will fly, and then they’ll finally break that last unspoken barrier~]
[She’s seriously using 001 like he’s Unit 001, huh.]
[Pretty durable, then. So when is she going to use him up and toss him in the trash?]
I let out a soft laugh.
Then I deleted the draft I’d been about to post: [Not chasing him anymore.]
You want me to keep pursuing him?
Sure.
It’s just that-
if I really do win him over,
don’t go being unhappy about it again.
An Open Secret
When we were kids, I told my childhood friend, “I like your best friend, but don’t tell him.”
Then came his best friend’s wedding.
I grabbed my childhood friend by the throat. “Wow, you really can keep a secret.”
He let out a cold scoff. “Say you like him one more time, and I’ll beat your ass.”
The Bet Between Me and God
After I died, my boyfriend’s grief moved God.
God gave me a chance to be reborn, sending me back to my boyfriend in a stranger’s face.
If he fell in love with me again, I could come back to life.
But when I returned to him, he already had a new girlfriend.