Handsome Male Lead
Today the Assassin Wants to Die Too
If you read a lot of historical romance novels, then I’m sure you’re familiar with this scene: An assassin draws his blade and lunges at the male lead.
At the critical moment, the female lead rushes forward and takes the stab for him.
She collapses into his arms, and he cries her name in panic…
When I transmigrated, this exact scene was unfolding.
You think I was the female lead? Nope.
And of course, I wasn’t the male lead either. I was the assassin.
Top-Tier Knockoff
Just now, I found the note my fiancé had saved me under in his phone.
“Top-tier A-grade knockoff.”
Those four words were enough to make my blood run cold.
No wonder he always said I looked so much like my older sister.
Turns out he’d been harboring those kinds of thoughts all along.
I couldn’t accept it. I immediately packed up my things and was about to leave, only to run straight into his gorgeous twenty-year-old younger brother-and in that instant, I changed my mind.
“At least I’m an A-grade knockoff. Look at you-you’re at most your brother’s 9.9-yuan free-shipping bargain-bin version.”
Tug His Tie, Tempt His Composure
Fu Shiyu, the crown prince of Beijing’s elite circles, was famously untouchable.
I worked as his chief interpreter for three years.
He still never managed to remember my full name.
Until the day I “ran into” him at the gallery he often visited, my fingertip brushing over his Adam’s apple.
“CEO Fu, your tie is crooked.”
He pinned me against the floor-to-ceiling window and bit my earlobe.
“Who are you calling CEO Fu?
“Say that again. I dare you.”
What to Do if My Kept Mistress Is the Crown Prince?
I was a widow starved for a man.
While I was burning incense and praying for a good match, some villain broke into my boudoir.
I knocked him out with a vase.
Then I took a look and-oh. A beautiful man.
So I tied him up, hid him in my little courtyard, and had my way with him every day…
Later, he ran off.
When we met again, I knelt on the ground and stammered in terror, “Th-this humble woman greets His Royal Highness the Crown Prince…”
When the Moon is Full and the Flowers Bloom
Madam Shen was unable to bear children, so she wanted to buy a respectable concubine to carry on the family line for Eldest Master Shen.
A respectable concubine received two taels of silver every month, and even got to eat white rice with braised pork.
The moment I heard the news, I immediately told my mother to take me into the city to sign up.
My mother smacked me on the head and snapped, “I’ve given birth to three children, and you’re the stupidest of the lot!”
Wildvine
When I was thirteen, in order to serve the distinguished guest who had come from afar, I smeared lard on the soles of the lead dancer’s shoes, making her slip and embarrass herself on the spot.
After that, the beauty sent to his room became me, just as I had wished.
Yet that impossibly refined nobleman merely looked me over twice, then said a single sentence that left me chilled from head to toe, as if a basin of ice water had been poured over me.
“I saw everything just now.”