The insanely hot guy upstairs is six-two, with cool-toned fair skin and gold-rimmed glasses. He looks aloof and abstinent, but apparently, he’s actually a beast.
The very night I moved in, the upstairs unit went at it all night.
So passionate. So impressive.
It would have been even better if I hadn’t been the one suffering through it.
When they were about to start up again, I finally couldn’t take it anymore.
I opened the property management WeChat group and added the hot guy from Unit 802, Building E.
“Hi, you’re the resident of Unit 802 in Building E, right?”
“Could you two keep it down?”
“It’s so loud I can’t sleep…”
He replied, “I’m working overtime at the office.”
I shot up from my deathbed of exhaustion, suddenly smelling the scent of piping-hot gossip.
The next second, he transferred me eight hundred yuan.
Him: “Bro, help me block the door. I’ll be there right away.”