Handsome Male Lead
Bizarre Blind Date
I was forced to go on a blind date.
To make the guy back off on his own, I made something up. “I’m infertile.”
The handsome man across from me looked surprised. “Well, what do you know? So am I.”
So I simply took off my coat, revealing the skintight Wangzai shirt underneath.
He raised an eyebrow and stuck out one foot, showing off his golden Chelsea boot.
Me: “…”
I’d met my match.
The Advantage of Being Next Door
A new neighbor moved in next door-a man who radiated a wild, untamed energy from head to toe.
He always came home late at night.
On the rare occasions I ran into him in the elevator, he was quiet and withdrawn, looking nothing like a decent guy.
Until one night, without the slightest warning, the water in my apartment cut off.
Halfway through my shower, I stood there in silence for a long moment before wrapping myself in a bathrobe and knocking on my neighbor’s door.
“Bro, can I borrow your bathroom?”
Shoujo Manga Syndrome
After the college entrance exams ended, students leaving the test site were interviewed and asked how they felt in that moment.
A handsome boy with eyes like stars and moonlight looked into the camera and said calmly, “I only hope to realize my dreams.”
A moment later, he added in a low voice, “And meet the rainbow in my heart.”
The camera cut to a girl with dimples and a smile as bright as a blooming flower. A rainbow hair clip pinned in her hair caught the light in tiny, glittering sparks.
She stuck out her tongue playfully. “Oh no, I think I might not get into Q University! If I end up having to repeat the year, Pei Zhiyu, you have to wait for me!”
Pei Zhiyu was the person I liked.
But I was not that beautiful girl.
When that interview aired, I was hiding at home, sobbing my heart out because I had bombed the college entrance exams.
It looked like my life and my first love were both about to be completely over.
The Professor Is Too Gentle Ⅱ
Chapter 0
Even now, the fact that I ended up on a blind date with a university professor still feels completely surreal.
I have a car, a house, money… The only thing I lack is education. He has a car, a house, money… and an education!
So what exactly does he see in me?
Master, You Have an Ill Omen on Your Face
How do you get a man to spend five million on you with a single sentence?
“Sir, your face bears an omen of disaster.” The man looked at me with utter disdain.
The next second, the Rolls-Royce he had parked by the roadside was hit by a van.
It exploded on the spot.